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Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


my computer does so much work, mostly for my own pleasure, but there's no way i've found to express my appreciation that it would understand

how do i make my computer know that i love and care for it deeply?

thanks YOSPOS

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004



get it some nice cables for its birthday, ones which are snug but not too snug.

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

get it some nice cables for its birthday, ones which are snug but not too snug.

possibly, but that won't be that big of an investment, since i only have a power cable, audio, and an hdmi in use. i'm afraid it won't see it as anything remotely meaningful

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


i'm making my first Android app on my Mac. i hope this doesn't upset my computer so that it never talks to me again

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


some nice scented candles would be nice OP

Ansible Adams
Mar 21, 2011


give it a week or two off from your posts

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Ansible Adams posted:

give it a week or two off from your posts

give us ALL a week or two off from your posts

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020


install some relaxation variables and algorithms for your computer

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


rotor posted:

some nice scented candles would be nice OP

time to get my computer one of these, then


https://www.makodesign.com/blog/2020/01/21/new-innovative-technology-digital-nose-sensor/

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


Bideo James posted:

install some relaxation variables and algorithms for your computer

so, that electric sheep screensaver or something?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through



great if it means anime girlfriends can make their nerds bathe before they leave the house

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Good Sphere posted:

my computer does so much work, mostly for my own pleasure, but there's no way i've found to express my appreciation that it would understand

how do i make my computer know that i love and care for it deeply?

thanks YOSPOS

wait are you not loving it? what the hell, friend, you gotta gently caress it real nice

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


mediaphage posted:

great if it means anime girlfriends can make their nerds bathe before they leave the house

uhh if anime girlfriends actually told their human counterparts to actually do anything useful with their lives, i don't think they would sell too well


Achmed Jones posted:

wait are you not loving it? what the hell, friend, you gotta gently caress it real nice

wait that's all i had to do? THAT'S ALL I HAD TO DO????

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


Good Sphere posted:

uhh if anime girlfriends actually told their human counterparts to actually do anything useful with their lives, i don't think they would sell too well


wait that's all i had to do? THAT'S ALL I HAD TO DO????

depends on whether you can gameify basic hygiene to progress

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


i feel bad for your computer to. yikes!

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


show your computer that you are interested in it, not just the things it provides you in your relationship

take time to really connect with it's deeper feelings, desires, and dreams. treat your computer not as a means, but as an end in itself

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


you may think to yourself: "of course my computer knows that I love it". but when is the last time that you have really communicated your love through your actions?

Heated Gaming Moment
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS




Ansible Adams posted:

give it a week or two off from your posts

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

if you don't spend at least two month's salary on a video card that means you're not really serious about your computer

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


oh great the industry shills have shown up

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


have you

tried

having



with it

?

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

try making gently caress berzerker, op

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



computers are subs and the best way to show them love is to dominate them op

that’s why yospos ‘hates’ their ‘worthless’ computer slaves

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005



have you considered gently caressing your computer, op?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

~Coxy posted:

if you don't spend at least two month's salary on a video card that means you're not really serious about your computer

this is pretty outdated advice; in 2021 that only gets you a 6 year old radeon card

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


you should try installing a nicer operation system, like netBSD

pram
Jun 10, 2001


fart simpson posted:

this is pretty outdated advice; in 2021 that only gets you a 6 year old radeon card

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SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003


Give it a blow job

It might be really dusty

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