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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


ive gotta take a poo poo

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Don't

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I've taken two shits beat that

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I've got to take a HUGE poo poo right after this coffee.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That's it buddy I'm gonna eat some laxatives and ready for a victory lap

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

I gotta make sure these guys who are all covid positive at the rehab I work at keep their hands to themselves

One dude is shipping off to the hospital right now so I helped him hobble out of the house

34 hour shift and I'm TIRED

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


I made a chocolate cake today.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

it's nearly 5:30. whatever I had to do will have to remain undone, and I will simply have to live with the consequences.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I did some chores.
Cooked.
Bought some new shafts for my golf clubs (fancy ones).

Nothing too pressing really.

I DO need to do some yard work but it's been DANG cold and a bit rainy since the weekend. I'm hoping that changes

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



kick names take rear end and im ALL outta gum

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Gotta go to the store and grab some spinach as some other things.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Wake up, assess everything that got hosed up while I was passed out, deal with gas, electronic loads, electronic fields, diamonds, who is here, who might show up, who might gently caress something up, database novel chlorine compounds, eat huge breakfast, shower, deal with second wave of access points and people escorting others across boundaries, deal with complaints and basically everyone elseís bitch baby whine-a-day issues, clean up any messes the fuckups might have caused and sort out if it was intentional or not, deal with those people and their appropriate punishment, engineer some, eat dinner, try to keep eyes open and maybe have a soda and do a fun activity I like (usually not), active scan before bed, set alarms, rinse and repeat.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Finish a memo/report.

Then maybe tug again I dunno

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I just gotta roll down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





i gotta take a poo poo...ON YOU!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



My fun activity used to be listen to the radio but lately itís all just a bunch of lazy layabout fucktards bitching about poo poo they donít need but they gotta get it, poo poo they donít know how to use but they need to level up on that poo poo, claiming poo poo they donít have, crying about how nobody ever does anything for them, and not only letting all and any bullshit slide but actively facilitating and perpetuating it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

My fun activity used to be listen to the radio but lately it’s all just a bunch of lazy layabout fucktards bitching about poo poo they don’t need but they gotta get it, poo poo they don’t know how to use but they need to level up on that poo poo, claiming poo poo they don’t have, crying about how nobody ever does anything for them, and not only letting all and any bullshit slide but actively facilitating and perpetuating it.

I had some soup for lunch.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Big Beef City posted:

I had some soup for lunch.

Lol what the gently caress is lunch? Dinner might happen for me anywhere between 7pm and 2 in the morning. I didnít drink all of a whole gallon of milk once and it turned into a 3 day fight with a guy who took offense to that so it was granola bars and jerky. (The guy who installed the cameras in my house which lead to the famous milk complaint got his poo poo beat in)

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Apr 13, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




It was ham and bean. I ate it a little after noon.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Noice.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

I was going to go to a driving range to hit golf balls but I ended up getting an erection and called it off.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I need to wash my rear end actually, been putting it off after 4 days of alternating diarrhoea then powdery shits. My thighs and cheeks feel like they have been tarred and feathered, the birds outside keep dive-bombing my taint and screaming at me

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


I gotta go for a run but maaaaaaaaaaaaan am I lacking in motivation. Maybe I should smoke some weed....

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


more onboarding training for new job. cleaned the bathroom earlier and vacuumed my room real quick

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Nooner posted:

ive gotta take a poo poo

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



i've got a pill minder box but mine is round not linear. i'm not locked into refilling every sunday, i can back fill a couple days if i feel like it

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005





i have to get some results from a query but at the end of it running for 80 minutes it said "invalid credentials" because ??reasons??

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016
Not Orange?




Iím making a short film that I wrote back in October and was supposed to film in November. Having to plan absolutely every aspect of filmmaking by yourself is exhausting, infuriating and very stressful.

I will spend most of the rest of the day occasionally emitting unintelligible screeching noises to relieve psychological pressure.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

It's my day to wipe again

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 2, 2004
H.I.M. Emperor Lyndon B. Johnson I

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I just gotta roll down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice

1. blowin on some endo
2. gamecube nintendo
3. 5% tint so you can't see up in my window

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




TengenNewsEditor posted:

1. blowin on some endo
2. gamecube nintendo
3. 5% tint so you can't see up in my window

4. Crawlin' similar to an ant, 'cause I'm low to the earf

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


I went for my run then smoked some weed. Perfect. Also had a post-run chili dog.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Describe to me this "chilled dog" what was its make up? It's essence

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



I sent a few emails and made a few phone calls and got paid like $200 for basically sitting around and watching YouTube

beat that lmao

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Big Beef City posted:

Describe to me this "chilled dog" what was its make up? It's essence

Some canned chili with oatmeal as the second ingredient, shredded cheddar, Costco hotdog, on some lovely Safeway buns.

A sporting man's meal.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Oatmeal.
But no onions?


...I see.
No, it's fine.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Big Beef City posted:

Oatmeal.
But no onions?


...I see.
No, it's fine.

OMG I forgot the drat chopped onion. What a fool I am!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Gotta get up
gotta get going
gotta see a friend of mine
He's round and he's cuddly
I love him because he's just
Pooh bear
Winnie the Pooh Bear
Wait til you see my dick
(hey bitch)
Wait til you see my dick
(hey bitch)
beat the pussy up
(beat the pussy up)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Celibacy

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Our systems been down since yesterday so I played loop hero and twilight princess while acting like I really wanted to work to my bosses.

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