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take the moon



activating Butterfly Matrix Frozen Wing mode for the Super Charged Berserk Attack on the pickle jar lid

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help my tamagotchi unlocked Skull EX form while i was being shaken down for lunch money and i accidentally created a doomed timeline



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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




if i try and charge my energy long enough my wife gives up and does the dishes


tyvm hbag

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




before we embark on this journey to disneyland, i must become one with the spice, i MUST see beyond sight - to find cheap gas.


tyvm hbag

nut


letting the spirits tell me how much roblox stock to buy

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

take the moon



goku: lend me ur power people of earth

*everyone strains to give goku their vital life energy, shortening their lifespans by a handful of decades*

goku: wins martial arts tournament, collects millions in lucrative sponsorship contracts



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Ventral EggSac



Heart of the Toilet Paper....

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


mocked up the baby changing table to look like a hibachi grill, flipping the diaper via spatula into my Diaper Genie Hat.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


Tai Chi but i'm petting cats with both hands

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


unironically, parkour is basically Epic Level Walking.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




no honey you rest. ARRGRGARGAAAAAAAAAA *2 extra arms burst from my back* i'll wash AND dry


tyvm hbag

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


watching a kung fu movie in reverse so a band of ne'er do wells help a sword wielding badass repair and clean a bustling teahouse

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Ventral EggSac



I lay my hands on the photocopier and start chanting. My eyes roll back in my head and the copier starts to shake. It's printing something: work papers. The chanting gets louder and I start to levitate a bit. The copier is shaking violently, like it's the spin cycle of an off-kilter washing machine. Papers are coming out faster and faster and faster, then it stops. It's all the work for today, but it's only 10 am! The rest of the people in the office, who had gathered around me to watch, cheer and start taking off their shoes and loosening ties. Someone takes a huge thing of rum out of their desk. I fall to the ground on my knees, spent. There is blood dripping out my nose and tear ducts. A coworker hands me a styrofoam cup filled with rum, "Great job, champ. You doin ok?"
I am.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


You're all free now!

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Opening the minds eye to break through and leap through the dragon gate so that I can make a quesadilla

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



A Roomba that transforms into a bipedal robot that picks the Dyson up off the charger and vacuums the house.

take the moon



Finger Prince posted:

A Roomba that transforms into a bipedal robot that picks the Dyson up off the charger and vacuums the house.

lol

entering ten winged lilith delta state to finally defeat maynard



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




"This isn't even my final form" I say as I make a pretty good cup of coffee

kuskus



hiring Hollywood drone operators to hoist and hover a neon arrow at a cluster of male drone bees flying high above a hive so that the queen can easily find them on her mating flight and become fertilized by many of them. hiring secondary drone unit to hoist old timely record players piping out extremely classy yet sensual mating music for the bees.

oops I misread as “ascent form”

kuskus fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Apr 15, 2021

Jaguars!




My contractors formed a Voltron from their machines to lift the roof frames onto my new house instead of using the little crane on the truck. I thought it was great. Then they billed me for 25% less time at 4 times the usual rate.

snergle


i assemble a ton of rare spell reagents and assemble the coven to cast a spell to cook my ramen.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


buttering my bread then putting it back in the bag. #likfehack

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Khanstant



blowdrying my hair while still in the shower, keeping even a drop from rewetting my drying mane

google THIS



Everything goes into slow mo and intense breakbeat starts playing as I hook the last grocery bag around my wrist, hit the tailgate button, and bolt for the house, dodging raindrops with my enhanced reflexes

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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


that one gif of the really pretty woman making like 800000 takoyaki in .3 seconsds

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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