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Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





I know girls arenít supposed to poo poo but this is ridiculous. Now Iím bored and stuck here staring at the wall. Just got an abdominal CT while some pillhead is screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills (itís pretty obvious)

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



My prescription is one clean log that doesn't even need a wipe it's so good

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I'm sorry about your imminent rear end amputation.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Pressing F right now irl.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





have you tried having someone squeeze you really hard while you sit on the toilet?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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I got it OP. Trying screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills. Then you won't be bored, because you'll be unconscious on account of all the drugs. You might even make friends will pillhead!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



What about the spoon method?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



Aegis Bear posted:

I know girls aren’t supposed to poo poo but this is ridiculous. Now I’m bored and stuck here staring at the wall. Just got an abdominal CT while some pillhead is screaming and pretending to be hurt to get pills (it’s pretty obvious)

They didn't give you the right contrast with the CT. If they had you'd have barely made it off the table without fluoro diarrhoea solving the non-pooping problem.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




When they ask you about needing or wanting to poop insist that you don't even want to and this is a game for you and you plan on winning.

Jiyog
Oct 23, 2006
Toaster Admiral

Drink some olive oil OP

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Pooping is really good. You're really missing out.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Jiyog posted:

Drink some olive oil OP

I have, that didnít work and it usually does. When oil + laxatives + IBS medicine + herbal family recipe tea ALL didnít do it itís time for one doctor and two very long gloves

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Have you heard the good word?


Have you tried eating as many laxatives as you can

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I'll poo poo for you.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

Have you considered jamming something up there to loosen the ol' stool pool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

uh just open your butt and push dummy!

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout




Coffee does it for me.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

be glad you live in the us and will be taken care of, in the uk you would be in line for a few days and probably die

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Good luck Aegis Bear I'm thinkin' about you squeezing out a good one.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Have you heard the good word?


Mnoba posted:

be glad you live in the us and will be taken care of, in the uk you would be in line for a few days and probably die

If she died at least she would then poo poo herself, solving the problem

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009




The Great Twist

Eat some very hot wings. Works like a charm for my butthole.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





I tried coffee and spicy food guys. My rear end in a top hat is sealed

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

When it won't come out the normal way it's probably time for a b-section. Just cut that thing open and pull it all out

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



have u tried prayer op

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

One time I ate two cliff bars and couldn't poop. Had to use an enema and it was very unpleasant. That is my story.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Look right into the eyes of the doctor and tell him firmly

"Suck the poo poo right out of my rear end in a top hat you fucker"

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009




The Great Twist

Aegis Bear posted:

I tried coffee and spicy food guys. My rear end in a top hat is sealed

Enema time I guess. This happened to my daughter when she was about 8. She wouldn't poop at school at ended up getting too backed up, so the doctor told me that she was full of poo poo and it was enema time.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here


How much will this cost you being in the US

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Nooooooo gently caress I donít want an enema that sounds so loving disgusting

EDIT: only cost me $70 One bright spot in this literal pain in the rear end evening.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

every enema's just a frienema you haven't met yet

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout




Well, don't be too broken-hearted if you finally get something to come out and it's just gas. Don't give up!

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All







pinch a loaf op

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All







drop those kids off at the pool

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You'd think you'd be positively eager to flush your butt if you're backed up so bad you're in the hospital for it.

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All







OP, its time to take the brown's to the super bowl

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





somewhere in that hospital you will find a patient who is pooping too much. seek them out with a willingness to learn.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




What if it's a butt baby and you were butt pregnant and now you don't have any thing ready for your surprise butt baby and you have to explain to everyone that you had no idea that you had a secret butt baby

That would be embarrassing

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's time to let the Hadals out of the cave OP

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You'd think you'd be positively eager to flush your butt if you're backed up so bad you're in the hospital for it.

Lmao donít get me wrong, I want to feel better and go home, but who the hell thinks ďoh boy canít wait to get an enemaĒ

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Spring has arrived, the brown bear needs to come out of hibernation.

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