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Mulaney Power Move posted:someone post the screenshot if you have it. the one where a guy progresses through the diet, eating six eggs every morning and eating buckets of cheese, until he sees the doctor and his cholesterol and BP is so high he's about to die. mixed in there is a post from a guy saying he should eat cleaner and he gets probated for it. lol that sounds like goons alright
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Mulaney Power Move posted:someone post the screenshot if you have it. the one where a guy progresses through the diet, eating six eggs every morning and eating buckets of cheese, until he sees the doctor and his cholesterol and BP is so high he's about to die. mixed in there is a post from a guy saying he should eat cleaner and he gets probated for it. 
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Apr 19, 2021 22:42
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space uncle posted:Anyway I’m OP’s doctor and can confirm that they pooped so big that the butt is “totally destroyed” and “medically owned” and the only solution is to spend $6 million on a bionic butthole. Do you have a line on the, uh,... "potato gun" model? Asking for a friend
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Apr 19, 2021 22:43
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Play posted:lol that sounds like goons alright Here is that guy: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=146138 And teh thrad: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406
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Apr 19, 2021 22:44
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lol every time
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Apr 19, 2021 22:45
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i think there were also goons talking about how rancid their BO was and some of them were having nightmares about eating bread and waking up in a cold greasy sweat. always eat vegetables.
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Apr 19, 2021 22:47
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*oh yeah, and a multivitamin!
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Apr 19, 2021 22:51
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Holy poo poo I've never seen the original post this is from https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551376&pagenumber=5&perpage=40&userid=0#post416107388
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Apr 20, 2021 04:48
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I always wondered why americans whine constantly about low flow toilets
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Apr 21, 2021 19:58
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 : Hey doc, I'm a 21 y/o with a normal weight who has been eating nothing but animal fats for a while. My BP and cholesterol are through the roof, what can I do? : Here's a cholesterol drug I guess.
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Apr 21, 2021 23:17
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I’m still wanting to know how much a “can’t poop” bill is. Is OP American? How long until OP gets their hospital bill? As an American with what is now considered good insurance, I’m too afraid to go to my ER so I have no idea how long billing takes
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Apr 21, 2021 23:36
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Not trying to brag, but I've pooped twice today. And I may poop again tomorrow. #blessed
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Apr 21, 2021 23:51
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Not to brag, but I poop constantly - probably five times throughout the day
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Apr 21, 2021 23:57
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I poo poo in a continuous stream without interruption. But enough about my posting.
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Apr 21, 2021 23:58
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Dear Watson posted:I’m still wanting to know how much a “can’t poop” bill is. Is OP American? How long until OP gets their hospital bill? As an American with what is now considered good insurance, I’m too afraid to go to my ER so I have no idea how long billing takes If you’re lucky, it takes a month to get a medical bill. Sometimes it takes six months. You’ll get a bill for something you don’t even remember, and then do research to figure out what it was even for. I had one minor surgery in 2014. A month later, I get a bill for about $500. I pay it. Another month goes by, I get another bill for about $200. I look it over, determine it’s lab work relating to the surgery, pay it. A couple more months go by, I get a third bill for $125. I look it over, the dates all refer to the date of my surgery. I compare it to my other bills to make sure I’m not being double-charged for something, everything’s different, so I pay it. I have what’s considered really good medical insurance, so I’m paying about $800 out of $30,000 or something ridiculous like that. I kind of suspect that I paid the first bill too fast, so they figured I must have money and kept sending me bills to see if I would keep paying and how much they could wring out of me.
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Apr 22, 2021 00:28
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Well I hope OP remembers us when the time comes
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Apr 22, 2021 00:51
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Condolences for your devastated bunghole.
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Apr 22, 2021 01:11
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Dear Watson posted:I’m still wanting to know how much a “can’t poop” bill is. The secret is to mail in a notarized box of your poop afterwards, rendering void any claims predicated on being unable to poop.
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Apr 22, 2021 01:28
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And it’s just being polite
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Apr 22, 2021 02:08
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low key sex master posted:Holy poo poo I've never seen the original post this is from That's one of the greatest statements to come out of SA
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Apr 22, 2021 02:08
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Did they ever pull the cork out of this guy's rear end? They hadn't by page 2 and I'm not reading 10 pages of puns. Maybe an update thread? e: oh the thread has turned into sacyclopedia
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Apr 22, 2021 02:09
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Play posted:Can you feel the polyps before he removes them? Like do you know you have polyps or do they just keep finding them since they're... exploring in there. im not in the habit of going elbow deep on myself im more of a 3 knuckle deep guy myself. but i get to see the pictures and get the lab results
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Apr 22, 2021 02:22
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Quotey posted:Did they ever pull the cork out of this guy's rear end? They hadn't by page 2 and I'm not reading 10 pages of puns. Maybe an update thread? The lady drank the medical equivalent of Draino to straighten herself out. She refuses to describe the result because she is a shameful goon.
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Apr 22, 2021 02:57
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:The lady drank the medical equivalent of Draino to straighten herself out. She refuses to describe the result because she is a shameful goon. Thank-you. Good lord, I understand the predicament. At least a lot of people got to learn about the carbs post- probably better than a description of making GBS threads hard enough to evacuate your nose.
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Apr 22, 2021 03:01
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For the past week or so there have been some people trying unsuccessfully to get banned and mega-probed. It has been, frankly, embarrassing to watch. And all they had to do was advise people to eat vegetables and drink water.
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Apr 22, 2021 04:14
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I'm pooping extra hard for you OP.
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Infidel Castro posted:I'm pooping extra hard for you OP. Don’t try too hard. Remember what happened to Elvis. 
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