In the Hospital Cuz I Cant Poop

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > In the Hospital Cuz I Cant Poop

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Eat some very hot wings. Works like a charm for my butthole.

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drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Aegis Bear posted:

I tried coffee and spicy food guys. My rear end in a top hat is sealed

Enema time I guess. This happened to my daughter when she was about 8. She wouldn't poop at school at ended up getting too backed up, so the doctor told me that she was full of poo poo and it was enema time.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 03:22

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Try the Hitachi Magic Wand to try and break up the poop into smaller nugs.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 03:28

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