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every time I leave my stall he's still washing his hands. uhhh clean freak alert! should I say anything next time

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I probably won't. he seems like a well rounded dude. nevermind

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update: he's using toothbrushes and toothpicks and like really getting in there

Royal Updog

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tool's original name was Maynard's Whine Chums


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update: he's using toothbrushes and toothpicks and like really getting in there

Big food chunks keep falling out his mouth, he really needs to work at it i guess

FutonForensic



your days are loving numbered maynard

frump truck
this is my text



april showers bring maynard

Ventral EggSac



Maynard is short for Mayonnaise Testicle

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Would an advertising executive
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Would the bubbles in his glass
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Kind of feel like maybe it's time to hang it up with the irregular releases maybe.

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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

maynard buddy, maybe you wouldn't poo poo the bed so much if you ate something more than just expired bags of sweet chili heat Doritos 3D


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magic cactus posted:

maynard buddy, maybe you wouldn't poo poo the bed so much if you ate something more than just expired bags of sweet chili heat Doritos 3D

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Ok he's scrubbing his elbows now. wtf...

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kuskus



does anyone have eyes on maynard

i didn't see him leave but i smell... a sunsoaked canvas mayonnaise backpack through the alley vent.

could be just me.

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


He really needs to stop trying to get everyone to call him "The Mayn Man" and trying to slip "Remember the Mayn!" into conversations.

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gotta drain the mayn vein if u know what I mean

-maynard james keenan

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Maynard James Peein'

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Ventral EggSac posted:

Big food chunks keep falling out his mouth, he really needs to work at it i guess

I was talking about his fingernails. all kinds of junk under there I reckon

FutonForensic



i keep waking up and telling myself in the mirror "today is the day i find something redeemable about maynard" and i always come back from work angry and with a Little Caesar's Hot 'n' Ready® because gently caress it i need to win something and it may as well be a great bargain


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Maynard is hopeless. He’ll never change




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frump truck
this is my text



maynard's favorite band is mynrd skynyrd

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frump truck posted:

maynard's favorite band is mynrd skynyrd

lol

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every time I leave my stall he's still washing his hands. uhhh clean freak alert! should I say anything next time



there's only one sink and I'm very sanitary. I've been waiting like half an hour now. I'm gonna say something

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turns out he's sensitive about all the poo poo, blood and cum that's always getting on his hands.

I guess he knows like muy tai or w/e

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FutonForensic posted:

i keep waking up and telling myself in the mirror "today is the day i find something redeemable about maynard" and i always come back from work angry and with a Little Caesar's Hot 'n' Ready® because gently caress it i need to win something and it may as well be a great bargain

lmao

lil cee's h&r the only stablecoin in existence

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Ventral EggSac



Maynard has an 90% recidivism rate back onto his bullshit

Macnult


maynard *mumbles a leading bassline* we need to talk

Nosfereefer



manyard

take the moon



gonna find out his posting name and mercilessly passive aggressively quote his every post



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kuskus



Every chef knows mayonnaise and mustard is called “Maynard.” In this house we call it what it is: Victory Sauce. Get loose. Hi I’m kuskus from America’s Gorp Report and this is: Confronting Maynard.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


May nard, may not.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


So many women have looked at Maynard and thought, I can change him. I can get him to settle down. And I am one of them.

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Looking at Maynard wiping his butt with the nice cloth napkins and softly saying 'babe...'

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The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




sounds like he hasn't changed much, that Maynard.


OMGVBFLOL posted:

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How Wonderful! posted:

Looking at Maynard wiping his butt with the nice cloth napkins and softly saying 'babe...'

lol. he nasty

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this guy is such an alpha. how do I even get started on telling him what b.o. is

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Royal Updog posted:

tool's original name was Maynard's Whine Chums

years ago my friend told me his elderly grandma has a house or trailer or something nearby his vineyard and she got sick and maynard brought her soup

my friend is not the kind of guy to make crap like that up so I'm inclined to believe it but I've heard maynard is kind of a jerk so maybe his grandma made it up or was going senile or something i dont know

welp thats my story!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



When he said he was too busy to talk to me, he was elbow deep, I respected that. Perhaps instead of confrontation, you should try conversation,OP.

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




I refuse he was pursuing hygiene though. I would ask but he's now locked me out.


OMGVBFLOL posted:

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monkey killing monkey killing monkey over Reece's on the ground

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