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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




You all know me as a great film connoisseur, I have recommended to all of you many great films such as Salo: 120 Days of Sodom and Driving Miss Daisy.
My profound appreciation for film has led to a profound skill in filmmaking, thus, I wish to reveal to you the culmination of many years of production.

Farewell Bear Dildo, a LoTR fan film.

This film goes into many details and lore about LoTR you probably didn't know. You will learn a lot about LoTR lore in this film. If you pay attention it will answer many questions you may have had during Peter Jackson's saga. There are also references to the Silmarillion and other lore.

Please watch and enjoy this film, an LSBB production.

Farewell Bear Dildo. (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z27JDos8aGw

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Oh what do my elven eyes SEE???

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


by the way

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Armitag3 posted:

by the way

Thank you for the support

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


widnows movie make r

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




PHIZ KALIFA posted:

widnows movie make r

I used Premiere Pro

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017




meats back on the menu boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!


I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!


I voted 3 by the way I couldn't afford a 5. Thank you.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bear Dildo was oppressed all of his (too short) life. Even his name is a mockery, for he clearly had a real penis.

gently caress you Gandalf.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Big Beef City posted:

I was not ready for...for this level of emotion this morning. You've done it again. Just masterful. I'm crying.


I couldn't have done it without your inspiration when you posted on the forums and made me work harder

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew


Wow

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV





Yes?

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew



Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock.
Honestly expected bear dildo to be some sort of hobbit-esque character so you subverted my expectations.
Far from the dumbest video under 2 minutes I ever watched.
Voted 4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Schlong Connery posted:

Had to take a minute to compose myself. Liked the editing, very DIY/punk rock.
Honestly expected bear dildo to be some sort of hobbit-esque character so you subverted my expectations.
Far from the dumbest video under 2 minutes I ever watched.
Voted 4

Thank you, the editing is the way it is because I was astonishingly high on the drug Marijuana

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!


I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



rest in power bear dildo )*:

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Derpies posted:

somehow worse than the hobbit trilogy

You told me the opposite in confidence. I no longer trust you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Big Beef City posted:

I've had some time to clear my head now and I've decided that this is it for me. I'm taking this video and retiring to a catholic monastery to live a quiet life of prayer and reflection on this work and how I can use it to be of service to the Lord.

God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was.

Mega64
May 23, 2008





I feel this is the story Tolkien wanted to tell all along.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

God used my hand to create this. It was designed to spread His word and us a retelling of many familiar Bible tales but also a lesson of tolerance. When the bald man went up the hill there was one bear who refused to kill the children I will let you draw your own conclusions as to who that bear was.

Was it Dick Butkus?

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

masterpiece

i laughed, i cried, i poo poo, i came

all the emotions all at once

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Yay content

Baby (bear) steps

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Spinz posted:

Yay content

Baby (bear) steps

You claim I have never produced content???

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




this is loving art

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I watched the whole thing

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Mooey Cow posted:

I watched the whole thing

This was the extended edition so that is very impressive

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You claim I have never produced content???

No

I am saying that your film may inspire the next big peeler
it was a compliment

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Gurf you motherfucker what have you done with the real LSBB?!
The mods ahave been informed and there's no place you could hide, not even on Uranus.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Lol wrong thread

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I bet if you showed this to Daft Punk they'd cancel their divorce and get back together.

It was so good my parents cancelled their divorce, really impressive considering how long my dads been dead

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Bravo. The Citizen Kane of films about bear dildos.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






is this real??

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Son a bitch Gandalf, fucker


We will always remember Bear Dildo, never forget

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


loving tour de force.

Touching.

But not in that clingy way I hate.

You know the way.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





the bear dildo was no angel

Ben Quebec
Oct 30, 2005


By nightfall these hills will be swarming with cum

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Ben Quebec
Oct 30, 2005


Tbh bear dildo and I share a similar dick color

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