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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ben Quebec posted:

Tbh bear dildo and I share a similar dick color

Like all artists i was inspired by real life

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

never click videos in gbs/gently caress off gurf




ps rated 5

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

unironically the best film i've seen today!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Bad Purchase posted:

the bear dildo was no angel

He was an Uruk-haibernator

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Like amny others I'm sure, I came for the dildo but stayed for the bear.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Yes, gently caress you mithrandir

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


😭😭😭😢😢😢😫😫😫

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
That bear financed and directed the hobbit trilogy so Gandalf was trying to help us all

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Derpies posted:

That bear financed and directed the hobbit trilogy so Gandalf was trying to help us all

You’re confused, Bear Dildo was financing the Bop It Trilogy, finally bringing Tolkien’s brilliant narrative of the children’s toy to the big screen.

At least until the bastard Gandalf the rear end in a top hat murdered him.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

is this movie in the discount theaters yet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I can't agree with killing Gandalf even if he brutally raped and then murdered Dildo senselessly. I just feel that taking another (possibly immortal) life isn't the answer here. Also I'm p sure Gandalf can breathe under water like a merman or something he's a wizard please be careful.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
gandalf is a gently caress

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Gandead

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

gandalf is a gently caress

He bad. Don't touch or you get burned too.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Gandalf the Grey from all the ashes of the people he set on fire with his fireworks.

He just watches them burn, the sick gently caress.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Bear Dildo was oppressed all of his (too short) life. Even his name is a mockery, for he clearly had a real penis.

gently caress you Gandalf.

It's funny how elven to this day we have no idea how a bear penis looks and feels for all who have tried to study it have been devoured.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Is this the thread where someone can explain to me what Were-worms are and what was east of east?

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Barudak posted:

Is this the thread where someone can explain to me what Were-worms are and what was east of east?

Were-worms used to be worms, now they aren't

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