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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


and I just ripped a really nasty hard boiled egg fart from the hard boiled eggs I ate after my morning workout and it woke him up and then he immediately started sniffing my butt. lol gross.

that is all

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




right

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




haha he hongreh

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



pretty sure that's bestiality

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

My dog sleeps in the bed with me and I've always wondered why he almost never reacts to me busting rank rear end, even if he is like, right there next to my rear end. You'd think with a dog's nose that smell would be almost incomprehensibly bad

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



I farted on your dog while you were on your bike ride.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



working out, bike ride, same thing

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Aardvark! posted:

I farted on your dog while you were on your bike ride.

this is bestiality + breaking and entering

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right


Your scent is unique and your dog coalesces all of your smells into an aroma profile, which is why if a carton of eggs ever gets stressed out, your dog will have this reaction:




ITT: we describe our smell aromas for the 5 dogs that actively use the forum.

I am caffeine, ink, old paper, and flop sweat.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




The older of my two dogs rips more rear end than everyone else in the house combined

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Total Clam

I've had dogs that loved the smell of farts, some that were offended by them.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


When my dog farts in his sleep and we're the only ones in the room, he wakes up, looks at me like I'm the one who farted and leaves the room.

At least stay and suffer with me

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Dogs think cat poo poo is a Scooby snack. They love ur butt

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Dog luv butt fart

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Where is picture of dog

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Floodixor posted:

Where is picture of dog



Old blind fart dog up front.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Play posted:

My dog sleeps in the bed with me and I've always wondered why he almost never reacts to me busting rank rear end, even if he is like, right there next to my rear end. You'd think with a dog's nose that smell would be almost incomprehensibly bad

My dog ignores mine for the most part unless they’re really nasty and then he just sighs real loud like he’s had enough of my poo poo.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008



Hair Elf

I'm usually on nooner's side, and think he's a funny poster. But making this thread with ZERO goddamn dog pics!!? Perma this sicko imo

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



numberoneposter posted:

My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer.

Did your dog catch the deer

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

Did your dog catch the deer
He did not.

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

My dog is napping in my lap


Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




that vicious animal may attack you at any moment and tear your throat out through your rear end look out I've seen this before

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I will be on alert!!! 🚨

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


Floodixor posted:

Where is picture of dog


Kosher Pickup Line posted:

I'm usually on nooner's side, and think he's a funny poster. But making this thread with ZERO goddamn dog pics!!? Perma this sicko imo

I am at my parents house right now. Here is their dog:


Here is my dog who has taken over her bed because all he does is alpha poo poo:


Here he is one morning just sitting like a weirdo right outside the bathroom door when I got out of the shower


Also here is him passed tf out and cuddling his Clyde Frog toy after a long day of being a good puppies

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



when did you start rooming with misanthrope

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

when did you start rooming with misanthrope

misanthrope is my friend he told me he could get me a spot on his local access new show if I let him crash with me for a while. That was 2 years ago and I am starting to think that he doesnt even work for the tv station

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



numberoneposter posted:

My dog ate deer poo poo and then chased the deer.

I would loving lose my mind with fear if an animal ate my poop and then started chasing me full-bore

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