GORP, Scroggin, Schmogle

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kuskus

I�m talking about Good Old Raisins & Peanuts

I want to hear your fondest memory of cramming a handful of this in your face

kuskus fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Apr 15, 2021

# ? Apr 14, 2021 23:56

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:08

nut

I like really powdery gorp where you get a mouthful and instantly believe that this was sold in packets to be added to water

# ? Apr 15, 2021 00:07

kuskus

bottom o� the bag GORP, all salt, candy pieces, sunflower seeds

# ? Apr 15, 2021 00:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I was told there would be scroggin in addition to all the gorp ITT :colbert:

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# ? Apr 15, 2021 01:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

it was my second year treeplanting. the friends who'd invited me along the first time had bailed, feeling that the payday (up to .14 cents a tree!) didn't justify the pain. i loved living in the forest and singing aloud my love of the woods, so i conned another friend into coming with me.

the days blended into one another as i threw myself into labour, and one shining day our cooks assembled gorp. we went for breakfast and discovered a huge bin of it, pre mixed. i filled a bag and went on my way.

it was cold in the mornings, so you'd work hard to get warm, and i didn't break till lunch. i'd only had a piece of toast and tea for breakfast, as my stomach is perpetually unwell.

the sun was high in the sky as i sat down at the cache, a few crewmates and friends breaking at the same time.

i reached into the bag i'd half forgotten, and took a handful of gorp and incorporated it into myself. instantly my body responded - i was hungry, my body ached for nutrients, and this handful of nuts, seeds, granola, raisins and other dried fruit was in that moment, utterly perfect. i felt tears fall down my face, an uncontrollable torrent of joy at being alive, at feeling the sun on my skin and a mixture of sustenance pour down my throat.

the wind was gentle and i wiped the tears away before i had to explain them, despite feeling that if asked, i could just say "gorp" and all would understand.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 15, 2021 02:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

it was my second year treeplanting. the friends who'd invited me along the first time had bailed, feeling that the payday (up to .14 cents a tree!) didn't justify the pain. i loved living in the forest and singing aloud my love of the woods, so i conned another friend into coming with me.

the days blended into one another as i threw myself into labour, and one shining day our cooks assembled gorp. we went for breakfast and discovered a huge bin of it, pre mixed. i filled a bag and went on my way.

it was cold in the mornings, so you'd work hard to get warm, and i didn't break till lunch. i'd only had a piece of toast and tea for breakfast, as my stomach is perpetually unwell.

the sun was high in the sky as i sat down at the cache, a few crewmates and friends breaking at the same time.

i reached into the bag i'd half forgotten, and took a handful of gorp and incorporated it into myself. instantly my body responded - i was hungry, my body ached for nutrients, and this handful of nuts, seeds, granola, raisins and other dried fruit was in that moment, utterly perfect. i felt tears fall down my face, an uncontrollable torrent of joy at being alive, at feeling the sun on my skin and a mixture of sustenance pour down my throat.

the wind was gentle and i wiped the tears away before i had to explain them, despite feeling that if asked, i could just say "gorp" and all would understand.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 03:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

There must be an equal number of raisins and peanuts.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 08:41

kuskus

Heather Papps posted:

it was my second year treeplanting. the friends who'd invited me along the first time had bailed, feeling that the payday (up to .14 cents a tree!) didn't justify the pain. i loved living in the forest and singing aloud my love of the woods, so i conned another friend into coming with me.

the days blended into one another as i threw myself into labour, and one shining day our cooks assembled gorp. we went for breakfast and discovered a huge bin of it, pre mixed. i filled a bag and went on my way.

it was cold in the mornings, so you'd work hard to get warm, and i didn't break till lunch. i'd only had a piece of toast and tea for breakfast, as my stomach is perpetually unwell.

the sun was high in the sky as i sat down at the cache, a few crewmates and friends breaking at the same time.

i reached into the bag i'd half forgotten, and took a handful of gorp and incorporated it into myself. instantly my body responded - i was hungry, my body ached for nutrients, and this handful of nuts, seeds, granola, raisins and other dried fruit was in that moment, utterly perfect. i felt tears fall down my face, an uncontrollable torrent of joy at being alive, at feeling the sun on my skin and a mixture of sustenance pour down my throat.

the wind was gentle and i wiped the tears away before i had to explain them, despite feeling that if asked, i could just say "gorp" and all would understand.

beautiful. needs to be a digital loom tapestry given to youngsters with their first gallon ziplock bag of gorp.

when you turn a person upside down after they�ve eaten gorp, it sounds like a rainstick.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 13:36

Entropic: patriarchy sucks

is G.O.R.P. an acronym cause it seems like it should be

# ? Apr 15, 2021 14:41

kuskus

Entropic posted:

is G.O.R.P. an acronym cause it seems like it should be

Any
Candycorn
Raisin
Oatmeal
Nuts
You
Mix

# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:14

biosterous

Heather Papps posted:

it was my second year treeplanting. the friends who'd invited me along the first time had bailed, feeling that the payday (up to .14 cents a tree!) didn't justify the pain. i loved living in the forest and singing aloud my love of the woods, so i conned another friend into coming with me.

the days blended into one another as i threw myself into labour, and one shining day our cooks assembled gorp. we went for breakfast and discovered a huge bin of it, pre mixed. i filled a bag and went on my way.

it was cold in the mornings, so you'd work hard to get warm, and i didn't break till lunch. i'd only had a piece of toast and tea for breakfast, as my stomach is perpetually unwell.

the sun was high in the sky as i sat down at the cache, a few crewmates and friends breaking at the same time.

i reached into the bag i'd half forgotten, and took a handful of gorp and incorporated it into myself. instantly my body responded - i was hungry, my body ached for nutrients, and this handful of nuts, seeds, granola, raisins and other dried fruit was in that moment, utterly perfect. i felt tears fall down my face, an uncontrollable torrent of joy at being alive, at feeling the sun on my skin and a mixture of sustenance pour down my throat.

the wind was gentle and i wiped the tears away before i had to explain them, despite feeling that if asked, i could just say "gorp" and all would understand.

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he/him

# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:17

biosterous

kuskus posted:

Any
Candycorn
Raisin
Oatmeal
Nuts
You
Mix

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^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:17

nut

greenish old rancid piss

# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Gangrenous Old Rotting Penis

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

house democrats having yet another showdown with their eternal enemy the gorp

# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Entropic posted:

is G.O.R.P. an acronym cause it seems like it should be

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts, friend

# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:46

biosterous

gorb

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# ? Apr 15, 2021 19:59

Ventral EggSac

GORP is onomatopoeia actually, it's the sound goblins made when they ate peanuts and raisins, which was amplified by the acoustics in their hidey-holes

# ? Apr 15, 2021 20:01

nut

the world according to gorp

# ? Apr 15, 2021 20:32

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:08

selan dyin

fond memories of eating all the m&ms and yogurt covered berries out of my scroggin on day 1 of camp then grudgingly eating the rest while hiking the next two days

# ? Apr 24, 2021 08:41

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