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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Alobar posted:

i bought it on bitmart

i used coinbase to send bitcoin to bitmart, and used the bitcoin to trade for usdt, which i then traded for safemoon

just a heads up, at least the last time i checked, the minimum safemoon withdrawal is 50 million safemoon which is like $250 or something? i'm fully prepared to see my money go up in a puff of smoke, so don't do this if it's...uhmmm...your rent or your food money rofl also don't forget to ask your mom and dad before spending your own money so you don't worry the posters on something awful forums

i tried using trust wallet and buying smart chain bnb to use pancake swap to trade for safe moon, like the safemoon twitter account suggests, but i had trouble getting the smart chain bnb for some reason. i think i was trying to buy the wrong thing maybe. gonna see if i can try it again on friday when i get paid, but if not, i still have like 55 million safemoon on bitmart. and 500 million of this zepellin.dao poo poo for like 20 bux.

oh hell yes

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Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

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I'm rooting for you

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



i'm in on bonfire, 100x, safemoon, and so many shitcoins that have never gone anywhere that i've lost track. but i'm up $4000-$5000 or so having not invested much so i'm just ride or die atm. there is a bernie coin i bought that dipped hard and it's probably good to get in on it right now if you have any inkling that it could go anywhere

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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Fly Eagles Fly



Alobar posted:

i bought it on bitmart

i used coinbase to send bitcoin to bitmart, and used the bitcoin to trade for usdt, which i then traded for safemoon

just a heads up, at least the last time i checked, the minimum safemoon withdrawal is 50 million safemoon which is like $250 or something? i'm fully prepared to see my money go up in a puff of smoke, so don't do this if it's...uhmmm...your rent or your food money rofl also don't forget to ask your mom and dad before spending your own money so you don't worry the posters on something awful forums

i tried using trust wallet and buying smart chain bnb to use pancake swap to trade for safe moon, like the safemoon twitter account suggests, but i had trouble getting the smart chain bnb for some reason. i think i was trying to buy the wrong thing maybe. gonna see if i can try it again on friday when i get paid, but if not, i still have like 55 million safemoon on bitmart. and 500 million of this zepellin.dao poo poo for like 20 bux.

All you gotta do is get safemoon to a dollar and you are gonna be rich bro.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Yossarian-22 posted:

i'm in on bonfire, 100x, safemoon, and so many shitcoins that have never gone anywhere that i've lost track. but i'm up $4000-$5000 or so having not invested much so i'm just ride or die atm. there is a bernie coin i bought that dipped hard and it's probably good to get in on it right now if you have any inkling that it could go anywhere

how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



indigi posted:

how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork

it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Yossarian-22 posted:

it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

i agree bro. this is the mentality i like. taking the gamer brain to the streets... wall streets

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




i didn't report some gambling winnings this year. i made like 18k without it so hoping i'm such a nobody i fall through the cracks

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

i say swears online posted:

i didn't report some gambling winnings this year. i made like 18k without it so hoping i'm such a nobody i fall through the cracks

the casino will have reported it and it’ll be auto flagged. no need for an audit. whether it will be pursued is up the agent at the time who comes across it. recommendation: plead ignorance. if you say you hoped no one will notice you’re gonna pay the fine

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Alobar posted:

i bought it on bitmart

i used coinbase to send bitcoin to bitmart, and used the bitcoin to trade for usdt, which i then traded for safemoon

just a heads up, at least the last time i checked, the minimum safemoon withdrawal is 50 million safemoon which is like $250 or something? i'm fully prepared to see my money go up in a puff of smoke, so don't do this if it's...uhmmm...your rent or your food money rofl also don't forget to ask your mom and dad before spending your own money so you don't worry the posters on something awful forums

i tried using trust wallet and buying smart chain bnb to use pancake swap to trade for safe moon, like the safemoon twitter account suggests, but i had trouble getting the smart chain bnb for some reason. i think i was trying to buy the wrong thing maybe. gonna see if i can try it again on friday when i get paid, but if not, i still have like 55 million safemoon on bitmart. and 500 million of this zepellin.dao poo poo for like 20 bux.

55 million safe moon? that’s not even an investment that’s buying lunch. I’m gonna need to see you more committed otherwise no one is gonna read all these paragraphs from a 2 figgy safemooner

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




Vomik posted:

the casino will have reported it and it’ll be auto flagged. no need for an audit. whether it will be pursued is up the agent at the time who comes across it. recommendation: plead ignorance. if you say you hoped no one will notice you’re gonna pay the fine

yeah it's through predictit.org out of new zealand (i'm US) and they're terrible at reporting; this year they sent me TWO corrections revising down the amount of income i withdrew (all three estimates are incorrect) so it's not like it was caesar's palace. real fly-by-night poo poo

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Yossarian-22 posted:

it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me

as of the past two years (FY2019) you’re supposed to report whenever you buy any crypto. might be a pita when you report gains if there’s no record of declared purchases? idk how it works really though lol I bought like $10 in Bitcoin and it’s up to 250 now so I’ll find out too

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




i've mentioned this before on the forums but i used to work in a call center with a guy who had ~400 btc during the 2017 surge, i pleaded him to sell some at about $8k price to set up a college fund for his kid. he technically made the right decision in the medium run but he will never sell and he will go down with the ship and i hate him

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

lol imagine being rich and refusing to use any of your money on anything

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




indigi posted:

lol imagine being rich and refusing to use any of your money on anything

it's not about the money, it's about bringing down the system, maaan

i hate him

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

bringing down the system by hoarding a resource entirely dependent on the continued stability of the current system

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

no one in Bitcoin wants to bring down the system they just wish they were the system

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Keep your chin up.

Someday there'll be happiness again.

bro i want to bring down the system bro

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Keep your chin up.

Someday there'll be happiness again.

gonna start by getting the people in the tent city at the end of the block out of their tents and into homes where they can take a loving bath and chill and get their loving heads straight

if i get rich

oh man i just want to help people. i think about it every day. i look out my window and see people who need help, and i'm just not there yet.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




The Prophet (PBUH) asked him “Why don't you tie down your camel?” The Bedouin answered, “I put my trust in Allah.” The Prophet then replied, “Tie your camel first, and then put your trust in Allah.”

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

When I get rich, I'll buy so many Chick tracts and give them to children in need!

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Keep your chin up.

Someday there'll be happiness again.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1387290679794089986

we really do live in hellworld

i used to say it feels like we're on a rollercoaster going up to the first drop and the clicking was getting slower and slower, but not anymore

the clicking stopped

wheeee

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014




even if i knew that doge would reach bitcoin price in the future this is making me not want to buy it out of spite

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


Yossarian-22 posted:

even if i knew that doge would reach bitcoin price in the future this is making me not want to buy it out of spite

if you do have any “i dont really think it will but haha wouldnt that be cool” sort of subconscious hope of doge going anywhere near that high, consider that doge at $30 would mean it has a market cap of 4 trillion USD, twice that of AAPL. Now imagine $30k.


much like with BTC, the hyper profitable part of the ponzi scheme w/ doge has thoroughly passed

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

cool av posted:

much like with BTC, the hyper profitable part of the ponzi scheme w/ doge has thoroughly passed

people have been saying this about BTC every 6 months for half a decade now, I’ll believe it when I see it

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Alobar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1387290679794089986

we really do live in hellworld

i used to say it feels like we're on a rollercoaster going up to the first drop and the clicking was getting slower and slower, but not anymore

the clicking stopped

wheeee

gently caress man. He's really just gonna go on tv and advocate for his pump and dump.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006
Someone on the internet doesn't like me





cool av posted:

if you do have any “i dont really think it will but haha wouldnt that be cool” sort of subconscious hope of doge going anywhere near that high, consider that doge at $30 would mean it has a market cap of 4 trillion USD, twice that of AAPL. Now imagine $30k.

You say these things like they're real

a new study bible! posted:

gently caress man. He's really just gonna go on tv and advocate for his pump and dump.

Lol its gonna work too

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



I'm sure the Biden administration will protect consumers who get stuck holding the Doge bag.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006
Someone on the internet doesn't like me





Oh noooooo not the crypto bagholders

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Lots of crypto dudes are just dumb guys who recognize that the material conditions of their lives will never get better unless they win the lottery or if Doge hits 10 dollars.

Are there a lot of repugnant shitheads, absolutely. But they are the ones ahead of the pump and dump (generally)

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


indigi posted:

people have been saying this about BTC every 6 months for half a decade now, I’ll believe it when I see it

you are seeing it. the bitcoin billionaires are the ones who turned $1 into $10,000, not the ones buying in the past 5 years who might have turned $1 into $10 if they timed everything amazingly well

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

you’re still talking about a 1000% ROI lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




cool av posted:

you are seeing it. the bitcoin billionaires are the ones who turned $1 into $10,000, not the ones buying in the past 5 years who might have turned $1 into $10 if they timed everything amazingly well

if you bought bitcoin even 2 years ago you'd be sitting on a lot of cash.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

looking at price history if you bought 5 years ago you’d have closer to a 10000% ROI

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

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indigi posted:

how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork

it would be annoying because i doubt some small altcoin is going to send you a 1099. you would treat it like stocks and just record the day and price you paid and what you sold it for to calculate loss/gains and whether they were long/short term. you might also get slightly more complicated by declaring individual trades LIFO or FIFO (last/first in first out) in first out to get extra control over the way you generate gains

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

i say swears online posted:

yeah it's through predictit.org out of new zealand (i'm US) and they're terrible at reporting; this year they sent me TWO corrections revising down the amount of income i withdrew (all three estimates are incorrect) so it's not like it was caesar's palace. real fly-by-night poo poo

Okay bitch what were your predictit bets lmfao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




in the last year or so i won big on biden winning south carolina in the primary and then in the general made a ton on him winning georgia. then cabinet stuff after the inauguration. those are the big bets i can remember. since doug jones won in late 2017 i've turned $100 into ~$14,000. i've only made one withdrawal from the site, this past january

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



indigi posted:

looking at price history if you bought 5 years ago you’d have closer to a 10000% ROI

hoge (not doge) coin and safemoon were both instant 10000% ROIs and so was the stupid elongate shitcoin that elon's tweet helped launch, and each of those multipliers took less than a month. i'm pretty sure a few other coins with "safe" in them did the same. poo poo is incredibly stupid right now if you play your cards right and get in at ground floor. on the other hand there are honeypots that are impossible to pull your money out of and rugpulls where the shitcoin dev just takes out everything and the value collapses to essentially 0, so that's fun

if i was smart i'd probably just use my winnings to invest in ethereum but i won't so i will either make boatloads or lose it all, or enough of both that i will essentially remain where i'm at

Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 08:31 on Apr 29, 2021

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Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

There's always someone on the other side losing that money with these shitcoins. Could be you!

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