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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

drat futures are up. I shoulda did my weekly etf buy earlier this week

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Cold on a Cob posted:

drat futures are up. I shoulda did my weekly etf buy earlier this week

details please

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

indigi posted:

details please

Cold on a Cob posted:

i guess i can talk earnestly here without getting yelled at as much for being a class traitor capitalist

i've been dca buying my way back into etfs because i liquidated like 2/3 of my portfolio in october to buy property and that didn't happen (lol )

i loving hate buying in at all time highs but i guess doing it over two months makes me want to puke less

I just checked and I'm a week ahead of schedule anyway so I don't feel as bad about missing ~1% (not that I'm 100% in the S&P anyway, I buy xgro right now ).

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

ooh what’s xgro, sounds sci fi

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Hello, I'm oocc (owl of covid conspericy). Everyone else is posting a bunch of jokes about vaccine conspiracies but not me, I actually think this all, and the thread environment has gotten rancid to the point this doesn't really even stick out anymore.

Did anyone get in on scamcoin?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

indigi posted:

ooh what’s xgro, sounds sci fi

it's extremely boring, mlmp:
16% canadian bonds
4% us bonds
20% canadian stocks
36% us stocks
20% international developed stocks
4% emerging market stocks

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


indigi posted:

looking at price history if you bought 5 years ago you’d have closer to a 10000% ROI

fair enough; I guess that big boom was 3-4 years ago not 5, feels like 5

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

the dip kept dipping so i yolo'd the rest in. i was like 80% invested now anyway vOv

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

doge is approaching its ath. lets see how this plays out

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



Smythe posted:

doge is approaching its ath. lets see how this plays out

That stupid Elon Musk SNL sketch will push it past 50 cents over the coming week imo

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


i suddenly have $300 in ETH on binance. should i turn it into doge? i need real investment advice ASAP. no clowns, only crypto geniuses respond please

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



punished milkman posted:

i suddenly have $300 in ETH on binance. should i turn it into doge? i need real investment advice ASAP. no clowns, only crypto geniuses respond please

Long term, hell no. At the rate ETH is going that poo poo could take bitcoin's place

Don't listen to me though I'm always wrong about everything. I think ETH and Doge are probably both great investments this week. ETH just pumped a ton and may pull back but there is so much hype for ETH right now that it may well go up to 4000-5000

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006
Someone on the internet doesn't like me





punished milkman posted:

i suddenly have $300 in ETH on binance. should i turn it into doge? i need real investment advice ASAP. no clowns, only crypto geniuses respond please

Depends on how much money you want to have

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




punished milkman posted:

i suddenly have $300 in ETH on binance. should i turn it into doge? i need real investment advice ASAP. no clowns, only crypto geniuses respond please

yeah but plan to get out this weekend after it's pumped by musk Saturday night

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




wait, did you get your parent's permission?

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


i’m a grown adult with a serious financial interest in Doge

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

punished milkman posted:

i’m a grown adult with a serious financial interest in Doge

me too

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out



doge hitting .50 tonight awooo

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

ETH is on a tear today too

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


alright thanks for the advic everyone i bought the doge

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

doge number becoming large at this time..........

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




going bullish on doge and I'm gonna use my profits wisely

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


Smythe posted:

doge number becoming large at this time..........

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



I know that if I wait for the doge/eth dip they will never dip and that if I buy them now that they will dip

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Yossarian-22 posted:

I know that if I wait for the doge/eth dip they will never dip and that if I buy them now that they will dip

this is why hodl

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009


i came into $1k should i just dump into doge and get out sunday or w/e

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020



Jay-V posted:

i came into $1k should i just dump into doge and get out sunday or w/e

you should give me 2000 dollars

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003



Soiled Meat

Jay-V posted:

i came into $1k should i just dump into doge and get out sunday or w/e

you probably should, but if you do that then you will have to stand the withering and disappointed gaze of your accountant come next year.

Hot Dog Day #82 has issued a correction as of 00:47 on May 4, 2021

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



Smythe posted:

this is why hodl

I am waiting for my shitcoins to blow up again so I can afford at least 1 eth. I am committed to spending no more of my own money

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

lumpentroll posted:

you should give me 2000 dollars

he will be able to give you 200000000000000 dollars once his epic coin goes into freaking orbit.... just be patient

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Yossarian-22 posted:

I am waiting for my shitcoins to blow up again so I can afford at least 1 eth. I am committed to spending no more of my own money

its not your money. its coins money... ur just holding on to it temporarily.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009


lumpentroll posted:

you should give me 2000 dollars

hmm


Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

you probably should, but if you do that then you will have to stand the withering and disappointed gaze of your accountant come next year.

lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




lmao @ those who deny Doge

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




Jay-V posted:

i came into $1k should i just dump into doge and get out sunday or w/e

sell half like a smart person.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



buy more and then sell when it dips

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Keep your chin up.

Someday there'll be happiness again.

Jay-V posted:

i came into $1k should i just dump into doge and get out sunday or w/e

hey let me borrow bout $350




but seriously, i'd say buy $900 dogecoin and $100 safemoon

all the cool kids on twitter keep saying "this is not financial advice" so to clarify that if you do anything someone else tells you to do with your money always be prepared to see if go up in a puff of smoke

and don't forget to ask your parents for permission first so you can see the look of disappointment in their eyes

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out



toot toot

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019



if ‘doge day’ on 4/20 is any indication the price will drop during and after Elon’s SNL appearance

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Hello, I'm oocc (owl of covid conspericy). Everyone else is posting a bunch of jokes about vaccine conspiracies but not me, I actually think this all, and the thread environment has gotten rancid to the point this doesn't really even stick out anymore.

Down jones and s&p now have crypto indices

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





doge is like if the tooth fairy let you spin a roulette wheel every time you went to sleep

or something, idk

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