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Snake Dance posted:cumshitter I left my savings ($2,417) in a brown paper bag under the tree at the corner of 19th and 4th. Please invest it for me wisely. thank you i have put it to good use
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May 5, 2021 22:11
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Yossarian-22 posted:jokes on you, we're all complete idiots here
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Snake Dance posted:cumshitter I left my savings ($2,417) in a brown paper bag under the tree at the corner of 19th and 4th. Please invest it for me wisely. People will donate to it everyday and soon the bag will grow into a grocery bag, and from there possibly a box!
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May 5, 2021 22:13
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wanted to buy some of the cum coins but it turns out their website is nws????? will have to wait till I get home for this transaction.... also not quite sure how but i will learn.....
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Smythe posted:wanted to buy some of the cum coins but it turns out their website is nws????? will have to wait till I get home for this transaction.... also not quite sure how but i will learn..... there was a 50% dip earlier that i missed and it immediately shot back up  i think if you time it somewhere between .15-.20 you'll probably get free money. not financial advice
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Yossarian-22 posted:there was a 50% dip earlier that i missed and it immediately shot back up honestly lol oi think ima just buy a bunch of random trash / altcoins and hodl incase one of them goes kaboom. got insanely lucky with doge so im feeling good about it lol. gently caress it. no mods no masters
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i just found out my friend is doing the junkcoin basket thing now. he's like 20k in just hoping for something to go cumrocket
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Smythe posted:honestly lol oi think ima just buy a bunch of random trash / altcoins and hodl incase one of them goes kaboom. got insanely lucky with doge so im feeling good about it lol. gently caress it. no mods no masters You'll be super early buying either of these. https://www.hotdogetoken.com/ https://dogefather.space/ Pretty sure the latter of these is a surefire insane pump this weekend with the dumb SNL sketch, and hotdoge is one of the rare stupid shitcoin dog tokens I bought a week ago that didn't die somehow? Hoge also good longterm but it's on the ETH network so you have to pay gas fees up the rear end. It made me like $800 off a $15 dollar investment and now that doge hype is back it seems to be doing things again. There are also popular Akita/Shib coins on ETH that are likely to pump again, and safemoon is having an extremely good day today after dumping for about a 1-2 weeks which means whales may have exited their positions, in which case every stupid coin with "safe" in it is likely to pump. My guess is we're having a week of insane euphoria after which we'll see tons of blood again, so I'm planning to sell some of my profits and then reenter when I think the bottom hits again. The insane volatility of shitcoins has done things for my mental health so I'm really hoping to make enough that I can just buy at least 1 ETH and then just hold longterm for the sake of my blood pressure Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 23:23 on May 5, 2021 |
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Smythe posted:honestly lol oi think ima just buy a bunch of random trash / altcoins and hodl incase one of them goes kaboom. got insanely lucky with doge so im feeling good about it lol. gently caress it. no mods no masters How many dogs do you have
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May 5, 2021 23:28
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political betting markets seem way more fun and a better way to spend my time not looking at janky graphs tbh
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this dumb poo poo makes drugs free so it's ok i guess
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i say swears online posted:political betting markets seem way more fun and a better way to spend my time not looking at janky graphs tbh wouldn't it be pretty rare to 10x your money though? you would literally have to predict an outcome with a 10% chance of happening. in crypto you get to just buy random poo poo and hodl and hope that this insanely inflated bubble doesn't burst
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:How many dogs do you have more than the no kill dog pound to say the least
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i say swears online posted:i just found out my friend is doing the junkcoin basket thing now. he's like 20k in just hoping for something to go cumrocket I legit kind of hate people who have 20k to throw into a slot machine. I know it’s petty but gently caress my family and friends are struggling lol
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how do i buy this dumb bullshit edit: okay i’ll convert my doge into usdt and then move it into this random website “pancakeswap” this seems totally legit punished milkman has issued a correction as of 01:00 on May 6, 2021 |
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indigi posted:I legit kind of hate people who have 20k to throw into a slot machine. I know it’s petty but gently caress my family and friends are struggling lol yeah i'm furious and hope he loses it all. two days ago he bought a '92 miata and asked me to guess how much he paid. i guessed $2500 and it was actually $13000, or roughly my expenses for an entire year lol. he needed a daily because he's racking up too many miles on his two porsches. so now he has three two-seater cars IT people are a different breed i fuckin' swear. it makes me want to give up and learn SQL because it feels like the only way out of this poverty trap besides dumb crypto lottery tickets
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Pump of 100x seems to be happening, youtube influencer backed token https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x016c285d5b918b92aa85ef1e147498badfe30d69 Edit: dude is having a livestream and announced NFT poo poo for celebrities/athletes and already has a bunch of athlete endorsements. Looks like more is coming. Glad I got into this poo poo weeks ago Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 01:09 on May 6, 2021 |
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punished milkman posted:how do i buy this dumb bullshit lol the dogefather people got the wolf of wallstreet guy and they claim they have a times square ad coming up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BARpR2l863w i now own 583 cummies Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 04:45 on May 6, 2021 |
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i say swears online posted:political betting markets seem way more fun and a better way to spend my time not looking at janky graphs tbh its the modern version of a bucket shop, which was basically gambling on the stock market (or one could call it unregulated derivative trading). if i wasnt prohibited from opening a brokerage account with robinhood i might throw $50 or a $100 at it but also i realize the thing that sucks about coin trading is that the market never closes. i dont know why that is touted as a positive. if youre leveraged or a compulsive gambler betting money you cant afford to lose then its like having access to a casino on your phone. you have to watch it 24/7 because who knows when the price would crater. at least with stocks and bonds you can ignore it on the weekend. its short term, high risk investing. and the casino never closes, so youre watching that graph nonstop, or watching the price flip back and forth between green and red. it sounds like it could be fun as hell or incredibly nerve wracking depending on your disposition
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like i dont think id face any legal repercussions if i did it but i wouldnt want it on whatever record is held somewhere. a surprisingly large portion of the financial industry is regulated by not-for-profit corporations. i work for a FINRA (Financial Industry Regulatory Authority) regulated company so i have to report my trades to a third party auditor every quarter. if you remember how jacob wohl was banned from trading futures, that was done by the National Futures Association. both FINRA and the NFA have .org websites and describe themselves as self-regulatory. wohl wasn't banned from futures trading by the courts, but a private self-policing organization that is supposed to keep the derivatives market fair
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cumshitter posted:its short term, high risk investing. and the casino never closes, so youre watching that graph nonstop, or watching the price flip back and forth between green and red. it sounds like it could be fun as hell or incredibly nerve wracking depending on your disposition it's both and an insane combination of euphoria and actual like, emotional crashes when what you are holding dips a ton. it's pretty insane because you have poo poo like safemoon having dips of 66-75% before breaking all time highs and then you never know when the top is. it's like the volatility of typical crypto times a thousand
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Smythe posted:its very easy to lose money my friend it is if one thinks it's a GetRichQuick Scheme Learn what an RSI and Iron Condor is, NowBanned OP 
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Yossarian-22 posted:pretty sure safemoon is on its way to smashing its all time high and doing insane poo poo based on how crazily it's pumping right now. might never be this cheap ever again if you wanna hop in now i hopped on and i have no idea what’s going on. crypto is the dumbest poo poo in the world - proud owner of 53000000 safemoons, i think
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SAFEMOON aint on robinhood git gud
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I bought some safemoon yesterday after missing out on doge and now I’m just curious how easy it’s going to be to turn back into dollars
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whats the most expensive coin? i dont want any of that cheap garbage. i want a real coin i can be proud of. a coin i can depend on.
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cool av posted:whats the most expensive coin? i dont want any of that cheap garbage. i want a real coin i can be proud of. a coin i can depend on. trump challenge coin
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punished milkman posted:i hopped on and i have no idea what’s going on number go up
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IDK seems hard to believe that any shitcoin will blow up if you can't just go to robinhood and buy it. Seems like this model relies on dumdums being able to easily buy them and if they can't it might just be a pipe dream.
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:I wish I was either dumb enough to believe all the crypto bs so I invest all my money into it to become rich word
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a new study bible! posted:IDK seems hard to believe that any shitcoin will blow up if you can't just go to robinhood and buy it. Seems like this model relies on dumdums being able to easily buy them and if they can't it might just be a pipe dream. the trick is to get the "shitcoins" before they are listed on RH!!!! 
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indigi posted:I legit kind of hate people who have 20k to throw into a slot machine. I know it’s petty but gently caress my family and friends are struggling lol It's not petty at all my dude I feel guilty about my couch change being thrown into this bullshit. Gambling amounts of money that would be incredibly meaningful to huge segments of the population is hosed up on a really profound level and always has been. we're all here to poo poo post but never forget that this poo poo is deeply hosed up
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a new study bible! posted:IDK seems hard to believe that any shitcoin will blow up if you can't just go to robinhood and buy it. Seems like this model relies on dumdums being able to easily buy them and if they can't it might just be a pipe dream. This only SEEMS true because americans have the lovely version of binance (binance.us) whereas plenty of people in asia/europe/people with VPNs are able to use the good version and do so on the regular, and if you have binance and metamask it's easy as hell to buy shitcoins on the binance smart chain. they literally go up in value 10x or 100x on the regular, and if you follow the apebrained idiots on reddits like cryptomoonshots or satoshistreetbets and/or the trending coins on poocoin you can eventually get a feel for it. The problem is that you will probably get so much euphoria from your first 10x/100x that you will start doing stupid poo poo and lose it all, but it's easy as hell to get it back I just bought a coin that's trending on cryptomoonshots right now called "uranus explosion" and while it could easily be a scam, it seems like a good bet for a crazy meme multiplier now that safemoon/mars/etc. is pumping. And I'm early enough in the coin (only like $200,000 market cap atm) that simply putting in a tiny portion of profits I've made from other stuff can be enough for massive profits a couple of days from now. The question is when the gently caress the top will be and if these are all telltale signs of an imminent bubble burst or if we've only just started. @_@ Always take profits and convert to usdt when you can. The real pipedream is poo poo like safemoon and these other shitcoins reaching a dollar. There is so much euphoria around these coins right now because they are teeny tiny fractions of a cent but safemoon would need to be thousands of times more valuable than bitcoin in total marketcap to get there. Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 02:53 on May 7, 2021 |
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i'm not sure if i've posted this in this thread because i feel like a broken record sometimes saying this, so maybe this is the last time i'll use this metaphor for a while but a few years ago i felt like living in america was feeling like slowly going up the first hill of a rollercoaster and hearing the clicking get slower and slower clickclickclickclickclickclick...clickclickclick....clickclick......click.....click... last year was like "and we're off  "we're on a race against time to save the world from the most truly evil people the world has ever known, and we can't do it if we're poo poo-broke, boys, we gotta be BALLIN and also specifically, to the people in this thread saying "but it's not on robinhood??" i think this has been said already but i want to reiterate that the idea is to buy the shitcoin before it's easily available. if safemoon gets to 1 cent, then i'll be rich, but also people will be like "oh hey, this is the new coin, huh? i should get in while the getting's good" but we got in multiple decimal points ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U "once i get it i'ma put it on my people"
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post a step by step guide on how the gently caress to buy safemoon. does coinbase do anything? they’re advertising all over Duolingo rn
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Alobar posted:i'm not sure if i've posted this in this thread because i feel like a broken record sometimes saying this, so maybe this is the last time i'll use this metaphor for a while you will lose so much money with this attitude if you aren't careful but i enjoy the sincereposting lol indigi posted:post a step by step guide on how the gently caress to buy safemoon. does coinbase do anything? they’re advertising all over Duolingo rn Safemoon is a potentially good investment now in part because it isn't on exchanges as big as coinbase yet. By the time it gets taken that seriously, it will probably already be too late to make the biggest gains on it. The easiest way to buy crypto by far if you haven't before, imo, is just to buy bitcoin on cashapp, transfer it to either binance/binance.us, convert to BNB (binance bucks), and then transfer over to metamask extension. Then you use pancake swap to swap your binance bucks for safemoon or whichever of the many shitcoins you desire on the binance smart chain. You do not need to verify personal info with binance UNLESS you want to buy anything with your credit card. As long as you are just exchanging one coin for another you can just provide an email address. https://academy.binance.com/en/articles/how-to-get-started-with-binance-smart-chain-bsc So basically worry about getting binance bucks onto your metamask account first (some people like trustwallet, idk) with either cashapp->binance (careful vpn use required)->metamask OR cashapp->binance.us->binance wallet extension->metamask and only worry about exchanging for safemoon after that. It's kind of a pain to get set up and sounds extremely complicated but once you have you're golden. Just set a spending limit for yourself and then commit to only use those funds if you wanna be financially responsible, and be conservative at first until you have a decent bag. Make sure to follow the guide I posted because metamask defaults to the ERC-20 (ethereum) network, so it's a whole thing just transferring funds. QR codes make it a lot easier and faster thankfully Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 09:53 on May 7, 2021 |
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