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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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what the hell is safemoon

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Smythe posted:

pretty sure its a literal ponzi scheme, but it's transparent and up-front about it lol. pretty cool. ive been meaning to "get in" as they say

say no more. trying to buy some but can’t find it on binance????

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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i suddenly have $300 in ETH on binance. should i turn it into doge? i need real investment advice ASAP. no clowns, only crypto geniuses respond please

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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i’m a grown adult with a serious financial interest in Doge

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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alright thanks for the advic everyone i bought the doge

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Smythe posted:

doge number becoming large at this time..........

:mrgw:

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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drat doge gonna buy me a new mac mini at this rate. i love investing

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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i’m going to part ways with my doge just before snl airs :mmmhmm:

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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how do i buy this dumb bullshit

edit: okay i’ll convert my doge into usdt and then move it into this random website “pancakeswap” this seems totally legit

punished milkman has issued a correction as of 01:00 on May 6, 2021

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Yossarian-22 posted:

pretty sure safemoon is on its way to smashing its all time high and doing insane poo poo based on how crazily it's pumping right now. might never be this cheap ever again if you wanna hop in now

i hopped on and i have no idea what’s going on. crypto is the dumbest poo poo in the world
- proud owner of 53000000 safemoons, i think

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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i used the binance smart wallet google chrome extension to load my binance bucks into it and then bought safemoon on that pancake website

the whole process was so bizarre. the crypto world is a disaster

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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see, this is why i am endeavouring to understand as little as possible about crypto while also participating. it breaks your brain. it’s so deeply stupid that becoming aware of the nuances and intricacies of the system/tech causes you real physiological and psychological harm

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Snake Dance posted:

when do I sell the millions of dogecoins I have acquired

yesterday probably

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Imagine not trading all of your doge for safemoon a few days ago in anticipation of this. Lmao. Morons. Buffoons.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Please be my financial advisor. These fifty three million safemoons are not enough to feed my family.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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anyone want to make some shitcoins with me? i dunno how to do it but i assume you just fork some existing repo and change some values and then become a millionaire

what if bitcoin, but instead it was called Dog Pussy

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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let’s make some coins goons https://wiki.trezor.io/User_manual:Creating_a_custom_ERC-20_token

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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it tastes way better than new ethereum

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Yossarian-22 posted:

again i'm a dumbass though don't listen to me

i get all of my actionable investment advice from this thread

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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love too hold my darling safemoon, through good times and bad

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Safemoon! No!!!!! This was my ticket to FREEDOM!!!!!

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Nonsense posted:

The Fed is making their own crypto, TO THE MOON

i hung out with a bank of canada economist a few times and he was part of a group that was researching how palatable a digital currency would be to people. wouldn’t be surprised if we see some government issued coins crop up over the next few years.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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The bitcoin mining council lmfao

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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i’m still holding my safemoon captain o7

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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just learned the spiritual father of this thread, john mcafee, has killed himself. Rip to a real one

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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Communist Thoughts posted:

How are our safemoon fortunes coming along?
I figure a watched pot never boils so Im not looking until I'm a billionaire

i can’t remember how to use the pancake website to look at my 56 million safemoons, but i think i’ve lost around 75% of my fortune so far. we will be billionaires soon enough

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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The Unnamed One posted:

In the end, Entropy always wins

i’m pretty sure the sp500 is a measure of total entropy so this is great

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

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safemoon is back baby. you laughed, you scoffed, you jeered, yet here i am, levitating, enriched and orbited by several trillion safemoons like a divine god

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