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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/apr/15/human-cells-grown-monkey-embryos-reignite-ethics-debate They made a chimera of a human and a rhesus monkey, but the bastards destroyed it. Reply with e: They want to take my buddies's organs too "Wu said they hoped the research would help develop “transplantable human tissues and organs in pigs to help overcome the shortages of donor organs worldwide”." Ventral EggSac fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Apr 15, 2021 |
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cool but have they just been to Arkansas
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Sjs00 posted:cool but have they just been to Arkansas
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This is some literal "They could, but they didn't stop to think if they should" poo poo
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Finally. This future dystopia was starting to look lame.
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Monkuman.
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not Humonkey
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The Walrus posted:Monkuman. People with think it's just talking about a Franciscan or a Bhuddist or something
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The new weight loss solution
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what about a woman-serpent hybrid though, what are these scientists waiting for
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Me: "Hey guys they took a Cistercian and a layperson and made an embryo" You: "???And?? I gently caress a monk every day, I had a baby with a Jesuit"
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Who am I? I'm Hugh Monkey
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Bad Purchase posted:what about a woman-serpent hybrid though, what are these scientists waiting for MemePokerparty^ It would be cool if we could "@" goons
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I am positive in the future this will become part of medicine; growing a new human pancreas in a monkey for transplantation for example Could be 30 years off but it's going to happen
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Good. One step closer to Detective Chimp.
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Ventral EggSac posted:
aka OP's MOM lol
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Spinz posted:It would be cool if we could "@" goons @Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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return to monke ps has anyone told Joe Rogan yet?
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scientists are working hard to solve racism by creating a mutant that everyone can hate
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Spinz posted:I am positive in the future this will become part of medicine; growing a new human pancreas in a monkey for transplantation for example drat take a pancreas just like that? And what if the tourists feed the monkey read meat, fried food like funnel cake everyday in exchange for phones and ipads that the monkey stole? What if you need a liver from a monkey and I give him cirrhosis after years of us meeting for happy hours after my work??
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R.L. Stine posted:scientists are working hard to solve racism by creating a mutant that everyone can
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finally goku is real
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I want to know which parts are man and which parts are monkey I don't think I can weigh in until we get some more info
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I think I read a book about this. I thought it was fiction but apparently it was prophecy. Edit: This thing. Truly, Michael Crichton itry fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 15, 2021 |
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Jove Tone posted:I want to know which parts are man and which parts are monkey I don't think I can weigh in until we get some more info Well humans have the biggest penises in relation to their bodies of any extant primate if that's what you're wondering. God help us if that's the monkey part
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I hope they make a monkey with the strength of two monkeys and intelligence of one average goon
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scientists getting ready to publish their findings on which kind of monkey has the sickest pussy
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Ventral EggSac posted:https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/apr/15/human-cells-grown-monkey-embryos-reignite-ethics-debate a bunch of farm animal-human hybrids, to show off as proof of the genetic inferiority of white conservative rednecks as part of a campaign to uhh “remove” them all Ventral EggSac posted:e: They want to take my buddies's organs too oh they’re already working on the farm animal thing for me, sweet
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some scientist in China was able to cure gestating twins of HIV and they sent him to prison for it I'm hoping when he gets out he decides to turn his powers to evil. science not ready to cure HIV? then how about human/mosquito hybrids that bleed tigers? ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?
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The researcher is Dr. Wu? Were getting an indominus human soon.
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Sweet baby rhesus.
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those scientists shouldn't have been monkeying around with genetics
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Full Metal Jackass posted:The researcher is Dr. Wu? is he Fiendish?
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Man that sounds cool as gently caress, how big is it’s dick? 
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I thought we were already doing a pretty good job of growing organs solo? Is this a sex thing?
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I saw neural link was used on a chimp so that he could play Pong with his mind and he would get banana smoothie when he did well. It got me thinking that one day I hope we can have MMORPGs where all the NPCs are controlled by chimpanzees in an office farm somewhere in Taiwan where they are trained to fight to the death and get rewarded when they kill a player or something. I bet one chimp could control multiple characters at a time and also would be way better than an AI
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Ventral EggSac posted:People with think it's just talking about a Franciscan or a Bhuddist or something Oh come on, "Capuchin" was right there.
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I saw neural link was used on a chimp so that he could play Pong with his mind and he would get banana smoothie when he did well. It got me thinking that one day I hope we can have MMORPGs where all the NPCs are controlled by chimpanzees in an office farm somewhere in Taiwan where they are trained to fight to the death and get rewarded when they kill a player or something. I bet one chimp could control multiple characters at a time and also would be way better than an AI So you're saying that we should save the minds if not bodies of endangered species by implanting their intelligence into NPCs and having them hunt and maul dumb videogame nerds?
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