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Blurred
Aug 26, 2004



Ranked from most to least suitable. I put a lot of thought into this, so I would appreciate any feedback.

china pink
lily stargazer
brazilian jasmine
east asian cherry
summer lilac
texas bluebell
azalea
dahlia
candytuft
freesia
petunia
oriental poppy
confederate rose
hibiscus
pink grootendorst
hardy fuchsia
veronica spicata
common daisy
tropical white morning glory
cockscomb
moss phlox
snapdragon
streptocarpus
flowering dogwood
white turtlehead
black-eyed susan
baby's breath

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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What about Ocean Pearls, OP

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



A lot of problematic names we gave flowers

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

I think "Chrysanthemum" would be a very nice name for a charming lady

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Dame's Rocket

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




False Indigo Bush

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

What about Ocean Pearls, OP

Not bad. Probably slots in ahead of Azalea, but doesn't have that certain je ne sais quoi to compete with the top tier.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



white man's footstep

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

My stripper songs were going to be Fame by Bowie and Rock On by David Essex


Fortunately I never went down that path thank Christ

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

yellow stinkwort

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Blurred posted:

Ranked from most to least suitable. I put a lot of thought into this, so I would appreciate any feedback.

china pink
lily stargazer
brazilian jasmine
east asian cherry
summer lilac
texas bluebell
azalea
dahlia
candytuft
freesia
petunia
oriental poppy
confederate rose
hibiscus
pink grootendorst
hardy fuchsia
veronica spicata
common daisy
tropical white morning glory
cockscomb
moss phlox
snapdragon
streptocarpus
flowering dogwood
white turtlehead
black-eyed susan
baby's breath

lol

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



there's a fuchsia variety latina pink pearl

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



including weed strains cherry cola, mimosa , arctic dogfart ball shredder and maybe girl scout cookies if you're catering to a libertarian clientele

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Im currently smoking "Desert Storm" and I would very much like to see the stripped named for that

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

fun fact a sandstorm is called a "haboob"

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 18, 2014





Algarve Toadflax
Amethyst Broomrape
Apple of Sodom
Bladder Campion
Bog Myrtel
Burnt Candytuft
Creeping Jenny
Dutchman's Pipe
Heath Bedstraw
Kidney Vetch
Large Mediterranean Spurge
Nottingham Catchfly
Pink Catchfly
Scentless Mayweed
Shrubby Pimpernel
Squirting Cucumber
Tufted Vetch
White Deadnettle

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



creeping inchplant
stinking hellbore
wandering jew

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



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east asian cherry

Sexist

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oriental poppy
confederate rose

Racist

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veronica spicata

I went to high school with her, she's cool.

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cockscomb

Why is this not at the top of the list

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white turtlehead

None of the women I've been with have ever complained.

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black-eyed susan

Making light of domestic violence isn't cool

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pushing up daisies iykwim

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Silphium is a lovely name.


lol

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



https://www.laspilitas.com/nature-of-california/plants/3477--zauschneria-phat-margarita

phat margarita

peony

horehound

wormwood

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Rubus fockeanus

Josherino
Mar 24, 2021



I mean I thought, "Corn-Cockle" was pretty drat good.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Hoary Stock

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Heather

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Sunshine Mimosa

Corn Pop

Woden
May 6, 2006


Pigface

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Corpse Flower would be a bad stripper name, but its scientific name Amorphophallus titanum would be a pretty good one.

Battlevader
Nov 17, 2017



Cattail

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





I've got some Old Man's Beard in the garden to sort out

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Never mind!!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Rosebud

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




https://imgur.com/5WocBrM.mp4

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Snapdragon should be higher, IMO.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Bleeding Heart

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


Stinking Corpse Lily

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009


Horny Goat Weed

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009







Hooker’s Lips

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009







Touch-Me-Not

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009







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