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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > DEAR JEFFREY
 
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 Dear Jeffrey,

I have many toadstools for you to buy, if you would just come and see them. One is tall and leans to the side, one is big and spotted, maybe you can sit on it even. One looks like a brain. Come down to my house at 58 Brigade Drive, Greater Wickford, RI 02874 and look at my toadstools, please. I know you would love them if you beheld them with your bare eyes. I can't take any pictures cause they are very delicate, I am afraid the flash and other camera mechanisms might damage or marr their surface.
In solidarity,
Veggs

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