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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


In the interest in government transparency, for the past four years of the previous presidential administration I have known what the tits of the first lady look like.

What is "dr" Jill Biden hiding?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Chest penises?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Why don't you tell us three olives

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

aggressively stupid



Fun Shoe

They're probably made of snakes

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

Nipples arent real, OP

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president I would fix her teeth and nose and tits.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

this is not even a bottom five worst 3O thread

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






im suspicious of everyones nipples.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

I am confident that I have never given Jill Biden's nipples a thought before this moment. I appreciate new experiences but eh

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I am her left nipple, I'll loving kill you if you try and look at me you gently caress, just try me

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

im suspicious of everyones nipples.



You don't know how badly I wish you were an alt of mine

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



We should get Shifty Nipples to weigh in on this pressing issue.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president I would reenact teen model competitions.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

They had information that would lead to immediate arrest of Hillary Clinton and had to go into witness protection

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Colonel Cancer posted:

They had information that would lead to immediate arrest of Hillary Clinton and had to go into witness protection

From wearing a wire

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Zeluth posted:

If I was president I would reenact teen model competitions.

what the gently caress

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president I could have three wives.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



e: nah bad post

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009


Chief McHeath posted:

e: nah bad post

ah cmon dont tug us around like that

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I’m suspicious of everyone’s nipples

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Gonna get a hat made. No one else will get it, but we'll know...we'll know.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president I would understand what Ohio is all about.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Are they the First Nipples, or is that the President's nipples?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





What about Joes nips?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

They're a matter of national security

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

when ol Jo Rob and the missus get to drinkin

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president I would withhold information about a plague to make me look good.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




When do you think we will get someone in the first family with pierced nipples?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Zil posted:

When do you think we will get someone in the first family with pierced nipples?

When we finally get a gay president.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Which can't happen soon enough IMHO

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh boy I cant wait to be bombed by a gay president

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was a president I would make a new Lemon Party.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

im suspicious of everyones nipples.



Yeah you would be wouldn’t you?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Knormal posted:

Are they the First Nipples, or is that the President's nipples?

Joe’s are the First Male-Presenting Nipples; likewise, Dr. Jill’s are the First Female-Presenting Nipples

Now you, too, are aware of this Completely True Presidential Fact! (tm)

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Which can't happen soon enough IMHO

Monkey paw curls, Bootyjudge awaits on the horizon

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



If I was president, I would make taxes less for rich people and corporations.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Yeah but what separates you from every other chump who wants to be president?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Zeluth posted:

If I was president, I would make taxes less for rich people and corporations.

Lol I would loving sell indulgences are you kidding me?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah but what separates you from every other chump who wants to be president?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol I would loving sell indulgences are you kidding me?

https://www.amazon.com/DONALD-Official-Genuine-Tender-EISENHOWER/dp/B01N4HJRGE

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