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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Ladies, gentlemen and posters from beyond the binary are all welcome to post when you’re sprung up.


I’ve got a boner.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
say it dont spray it.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i have an innie

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

How do we know if you're telling the truth without pics?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Woke up at half mast

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Saalkin posted:

Woke up at half mast

Who died?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I woke up last night because i really had to piss, but I also had a boner. pissing was difficult

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I didn’t have a boner but then I saw OP’s avatar and well :dong:

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Oh yeahhhhhh. :cool:

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

And there it goes.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018











woah! now i have one too

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Shameful post

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I got one...

From my wife. :smug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zurtilik posted:

I got one...

From my wife. :smug:

Wow small world. I got one from your wife too!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I was actually born with a mutation that gave me a bone inside my penis, so I always have a boner you could say.
They won't let me in to the x men still, which is bullshit, they've been sitting on my application for months

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Armitag3 posted:

Who died?

prince philip

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Boner crew reporting for duty

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Does it have to be a sexually horny boner or can it be a piss boner

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BOOOI-OOOIII-OOOIIIINNNG!!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

K I caught one. It's out in the garage. Now what

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

K I caught one. It's out in the garage. Now what

Uh well, that depends on what kinda boner you got corralled there. We’re gonna need an extremely detailed description or maybe some photographs to uh really determine the best course of action.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Not gonna waste a good boner with posting.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I have not had a boner in decades.

Posting anyway :pwn:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mooey Cow posted:

I have not had a boner in decades.

Posting anyway :pwn:

Well hey, head on over to my garage and wrestle mine. It's all yours

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Goons aren't as young as they used to be

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I got a boner to pick with you!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

a mysterious cloak posted:

How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

Wait, are the boners supposed to be 10k deep?

This is very disconcerting.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lunchtime boner posting :awesome:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Wow small world. I got one from your wife too!

I got a bonner from you getting a bonner at his wife! :aaa:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I got a bonner from you getting a bonner at his wife! :aaa:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you get a broner does that count I'm asking for a friend who's looking at me

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sure, buddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

Have you tried whacking it against another boner?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Saalkin posted:

Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

sounds serious
find a friend to suck the poison out

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

a mysterious cloak posted:

How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

smh people aren;t honest with themselves in this world

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've had a boner for over 4 hours, what do I do? Medical professional or a hooker?

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I had a pretty good sandwich for lunch which oddly led to my current boner.

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