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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Peek at you

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

listen buddy, i got a BONE to pick w/ you...

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I've had a boner for over 4 hours, what do I do? Medical professional or a hooker?

Wow like they can't be both? Nice bigotry

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ventral EggSac posted:

Wow like they can't be both? Nice bigotry

A hooker that's also a medical professional? No way, that poo poo gets too expensive my friend.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:same:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
This is the wholesome content we were missing the past few weeks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Posting in the boner thread

What could go wrong

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


hell


same

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can girls get boners? i was out with intestinal parasites for sex ed and ive been playing catch up my hole life.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

can girls get boners? i was out with intestinal parasites for sex ed and ive been playing catch up my hole life.

They can.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

can girls get boners?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Shorty wanna tug
Got a wiener on her mug
Shorty wanna TUG (yeah)
You know I to touch -
Yo lovely la-mia

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

Shorty wanna tug
Got a wiener on her mug
Shorty wanna TUG (yeah)
You know I to touch -
Yo lovely la-mia

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sometimes when i get a boner i like to masturbate my boner and then cum, anybody else ever try that?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Nooner posted:

sometimes when i get a boner i like to masturbate my boner and then cum, anybody else ever try that?

I like to push my boner into my body and gently caress the folds of my large intestine

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nooner posted:

sometimes when i get a boner i like to masturbate my boner and then cum, anybody else ever try that?

You do what to what now? I...I don't think so.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

sometimes when i get a boner i like to masturbate my boner and then cum, anybody else ever try that?

You mean have a rub?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Does Jesus know about all this?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Big Beef City posted:

Does Jesus know about all this?

Technically during his last prayer in the garden he saw all sins mankind would commit, so yeah.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Technically during his last prayer in the garden he saw all sins mankind would commit, so yeah.

Look if playing with yourself is a sin, then.... well I guess I'll see you in hell!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

When a woman is horny for a man she gets a “lady boner”, which is ethereally and emotionally the same as regular persons boner, but the difference is it’s invisible and it also lasts for longer, days even.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


:siren: BONER ALERT :siren:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Remember puberty when you'd randomly for no reason get raging boners

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Remember the twenty or so years after puberty, when you could easily get an erection and had the fitness to use it?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Big ol' morning wood today :cool:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There was a boner here once, but it’s gone now.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

things that gave me a boner lately:

this car im buying (saalkin don't look, you'll spoil the surprise)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

So check this out my butthole is normal size but the anus coloration extends throughout my body.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

things that gave me a boner lately:

this car im buying (saalkin don't look, you'll spoil the surprise)



drat now I got a boner again

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
what up

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

When a woman is horny for a man she gets a “lady boner”, which is ethereally and emotionally the same as regular persons boner, but the difference is it’s invisible and it also lasts for longer, days even.

Some women have visible boners

Try to remember that it is 2021 and not 1921

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ever feel like maybe you could have a boner, but it isn’t quite time yet?

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

You like pornos?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
That car makes me think of a guy playing 80s butt rock real loud while trying to pick up highschool girls.

It makes me think of what Mickey Rourke's character would want to drive in The Wrestler

The car makes me think whoever owns it would have lots of stories about how they almost went to state but got kicked off the team because that bitch Mrs. Keller failed him for copying the nerd sitting next to him's essay.

When I see that car I think of the guy sitting by himself at the bar in an Applebee's crushing way too many coors lights at 3 in the afternoon on a Tuesday

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooner posted:

That car makes me think of a guy playing 80s butt rock real loud while trying to pick up highschool girls.

It makes me think of what Mickey Rourke's character would want to drive in The Wrestler

The car makes me think whoever owns it would have lots of stories about how they almost went to state but got kicked off the team because that bitch Mrs. Keller failed him for copying the nerd sitting next to him's essay.

When I see that car I think of the guy sitting by himself at the bar in an Applebee's crushing way too many coors lights at 3 in the afternoon on a Tuesday

Ok

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

That car makes me think of a guy playing 80s butt rock real loud while trying to pick up highschool girls.

It makes me think of what Mickey Rourke's character would want to drive in The Wrestler

The car makes me think whoever owns it would have lots of stories about how they almost went to state but got kicked off the team because that bitch Mrs. Keller failed him for copying the nerd sitting next to him's essay.

When I see that car I think of the guy sitting by himself at the bar in an Applebee's crushing way too many coors lights at 3 in the afternoon on a Tuesday

hey nooner

ur boner is showing lol

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