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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Supposedly About Sports > MLB GDT Week 3: KEEP YOUR BALLS OFF WILLY
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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 Lol ump just took a foul tip to the dick

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Well poo poo that Trammell dinger is pretty big right now

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 THE WRONG SEAGER

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Let's hope the right Seager goes deep next inning

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 Come do that for us next season Seager the Younger

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 RRS keeps saying "pitch ninjer" and I keep lmao'ing

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

RRS keeps saying "pitch ninjer" and I keep lmao'ing

When he was pitching for the Mariners, somebody wrote a song and made a video of it called Ryan Rowling Smith it's Who We're Winning With. "He's the wonder from down under and he pitched straight through my heart"

I haven't been able to find that video since and I'm sad about it.

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt


 To this day the only Mariners jersey I own

# ? Apr 20, 2021 03:19
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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 JESUS CHRIST EVAN WHITE THAT CATCH

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 Wow Evan White.

If he could just hit sorta good he'd be amazingly worth it.

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 20, 2021

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Its Rinaldo posted:

Wow Evan White.

If he could just hit sorta good he'd be amazingly worth it.

I hope he doesn't end up as our next Zunino.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 TRAMMELL

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 Get on board the Tramm Tram

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Strike zone is weird tonight.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 oh gently caress ty better be okay

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 I'd like it if we didn't blow this game.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Overall, Sheffield pitched really well.

And Vest get it done!

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION




Toilet Rascal

 Went on mlb.tv to pop on a stream and was greeted with some wonderful pitchface
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 Xrays negative on Ty France so whew

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 I seriously hate how we get these traveling fan bases that just ruin home games. If the Mariners magically got into the post season and had to play Boston it would be a fuckin nightmare

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 WHAT A CATCH

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

 Pretty good catch

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 Dylan Moore does it again

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Sweatpants Baby
Nov 15, 2003


 More Moore

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I seriously hate how we get these traveling fan bases that just ruin home games. If the Mariners magically got into the post season and had to play Boston it would be a fuckin nightmare

I still vividly remember when I went to a game in 2001 against the Yankees. It was game 3 of the series and the Yanks had won the first two. I walked past probably half a dozen folks carrying brooms and when the Mariners started leading, some rear end in a top hat in my section tried to start a "let's go Yankees" cheer.

Also, I went to a couple of Blue Jays games the last couple of years and Mariners fans were outnumbered by a wide wide margin.

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 HOLY poo poo what a grab.

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Sweatpants Baby
Nov 15, 2003

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I seriously hate how we get these traveling fan bases that just ruin home games. If the Mariners magically got into the post season and had to play Boston it would be a fuckin nightmare

The worst Mariner home games are when the Cub fans roll into town.

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 That's true. At least the Blue Jays Invasion makes some kind of sense.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH

Sweatpants Baby posted:

The worst Mariner home games are when the Cub fans roll into town.

Worst than Toronto or Boston?

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 Boston and Yankees are the worst, to me.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 https://twitter.com/RyanDivish/status/1384365747657314308

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Whew, that's a relief.

Hopefully, he'll be okay in a couple of days.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Welp, start biting those nails

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 ohno

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 I would've liked having Betts come up without a runner on and with two outs.

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 Yeah this is the opposite of good

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


 fuckin ow, hope mookie is okay

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 : (

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

 We murdered Mookie, oops

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 fuk

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