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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Supposedly About Sports > MLB GDT Week 3: KEEP YOUR BALLS OFF WILLY
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

 Ouch

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Sweatpants Baby
Nov 15, 2003


 Replay on that is rough to watch

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:21
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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Plague Champion


 DON'T HURT MOOKIE YOU MONSTER!

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:21
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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 Well it got worse. God dammit.

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


 mariners gonna win the drat world series

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:22
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

 wow

WOW

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Yeah this is the opposite of good

Double this

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION




Toilet Rascal

 Hell yes

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 Shut the gently caress up Dodger fans at Safeco

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:22
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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 hol,y poo poo

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:22
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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


 Mariners!

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SHIT POST MALONE
Feb 4, 2005

I was born down. You know this.


 gently caress yeah that looked so drat competent and I wasn't worried at all that an unforced throwing error would ruin it.

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Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Tweezer Reprise posted:

i wonder how the la dodgers (unquestioned best superteam in baseball, may win 120 games) will do against the seattle mariners (mariners) tonight...

huh

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:23
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

TRUBES BINCH


 SORRY LA NOT YOUR FAULT NOT MANY CAN TAKE ON THE JUGGERNAUGHT MARINERS

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Sweatpants Baby
Nov 15, 2003


 Ok one more shot tomorrow for the Brothers Seager to hit dueling home runs.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:24
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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


 I like having a decent bullpen

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 I like having someone below Seager driving in runs.

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


 An all-Seager World Series.

Thy will be done.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:28
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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Looking at the box score, Haniger, France and Seager were a combined 1 for 10 with one run and 0 RBIs.

Good think Marmolejos and Trammell were able to pick up those bums.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 SOMEONE GET THESE DODGER FANS OUT OF MY STADIUM

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Dylan Moore is my hero

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:48
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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Some Numbers posted:

SOMEONE GET THESE DODGER FANS OUT OF MY STADIUM

^this

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Marco's pitching a gem.

Can we get him a couple of runs?

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Some Numbers posted:

Marco's pitching a gem.

Can we get him a couple of runs?

No

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 This is going to a really sad loss for him.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 Well this isn't ideal

Edit: nevermind!

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 Alright, let's score two runs, Mariners.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

 holy poo poo we escaped!

Pungry posted:

Alright, let's score two runs, Mariners.

Yes please. We can do that off Jansen, right?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:32
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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 I've thought three separate times today the Mariners had hit a home run off the bat. And all three times have been pretty weak flyouts!

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

 Ah well.

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Sweatpants Baby
Nov 15, 2003


 Bummer for the Ms but it was fun watching these two titans of baseball.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Pungry posted:

I've thought three separate times today the Mariners had hit a home run off the bat. And all three times have been pretty weak flyouts!

Yeah, me too.

Marco had one less than perfect inning and it cost him and the Mariners the game. That's seriously impressive against the Dodgers.

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

 3 flies/line drives right to schwarber and he finally flubbed the third one

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

 oh poo poo i got to watching racertrash and i forgot this was happening, would be super nice to split this pair at least

Heredia and Adrianza continue to rake, wild

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

 Winding blowing in and it's 38 degrees. So there will probably be a dozen home runs.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

 Jake getting away with some meatballs down the middle. Better hope the Mets don't start connecting.

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

 I wonder how long it's going to take a Cardinals starter to complete 7 innings in a game this season. They throw so many loving pitches and aren't even striking a ton of people out!

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009



 Bo!!!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




 remember when it was inexplicably like 70 degrees for the cubs opening homestand?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




 i love to get ahead in the count and then refuse to throw anything near the strike zone under any circumstances

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