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mojo1701a posted:She first sees him as this tall hunky dude, but then once he's fired, he's just another regular-looking guy. Turns out that she's just attracted to him because he's a corporation literally personified and thus is forbidden to her. Holy cow that’s absolutely the craziest interpretation misidentifying what happened ever. I love it.
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Jose Oquendo posted:The parents sorta latched on to that theory but it was more them trying to understand why/how two of their kids ended up autistic. I think I just want to remember the Shield as being a lot worse than it was because I find bad tv shows extremely comical.
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poisonpill posted:Holy cow that’s absolutely the craziest interpretation misidentifying what happened ever. I love it. Holy poo poo, did I? It's been years since I've watched the episode, so maybe I misremembered it. Guess I also ended up assuming that when he appears in season 6, she's seeing him like that again because he's doing the same thing. Having said that, I'm glad you enjoyed it because now knowing I was wrong, I don't care because I'm proud of it, and it is still totally in character.
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There's a new horror movie on Netflix called Things Seen and Heard that y'all should watch if you're into dogshit television with bad writing.
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I always liked how in The Walking Dead they would drive new cars everywhere in a post-apocalyptic environment
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Beefed Owl posted:I always liked how in The Walking Dead they would drive new cars everywhere in a post-apocalyptic environment Product placement. Even the zombie apocalypse can’t stop a Corolla!
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May 6, 2021 19:35
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I can't find a clip but all of the interview scenes in the amazon show The Wilds are so insanely bad I can't believe anyone thought a human says those words in those orders
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Beefed Owl posted:I always liked how in The Walking Dead they would drive new cars everywhere in a post-apocalyptic environment I liked when half of marvel earth's population died and five years later nobody's picking up trash but the Audi factory is still cranking out new cars
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:You really should watch the whole scene, it's several orders of magnitude shittier than it seems like it's going to be. The ending is so bad that the preceding eyerollfest barely constitutes a warmup I stopped at the flight attendant part too and went back to watch the rest because of this post. I hate you now [e: but in a good way] feller fucked around with this message at 04:51 on May 7, 2021 |
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Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted?
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yikes! posted:I stopped at the flight attendant part too and went back to watch the rest because of this post. I hate you now [e: but in a good way] Your welcome 
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Flannelette posted:Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted? Game of thrones is what real people in England talk like OP
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Flannelette posted:Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted? Have you seen Friends
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How about flowery dialogue that's actually good though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BhomJBwjRE
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is csi cyber cheating? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBHkQJzTAg
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hes called aaron sorkin because his writing is all about sorkin his own dick
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Have you seen Friends Yes all the people I know take turns to speak and pronounce everything very specifically and sit quietly between jokes. But this is the bad dialogue thread I want some bad dialogue like I'm used to hearing when I speak.
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Sourdough Sam posted:How about flowery dialogue that's actually good though. This is not the thread for good shows, buster brown
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May 7, 2021 11:10
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Augustus: "I am busy being Emperor of The Rome." Livia: "I am jealous of this?" Claudius: "I'm a nerd." Augustus: "Uh oh. My fruit. Salad. Where is my stupid gay son?" Drusus: "Here I am dad." Augustus: "Hello." I, Claudius is so bad.
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Big Beef City posted:
Yeah, but 
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Beefed Owl posted:I always liked how in The Walking Dead they would drive new cars everywhere in a post-apocalyptic environment The last few seasons of Fringe were bad this for this. The camera would stay focused just a few seconds too long to show the digital dashboard or make a big fuss about putting in an address to the built in GPS. Top Chef is getting very bad about in-episode commercials. The drone shots of the BMW coupes driving up a long winding road, or the camera panning over the brand name stoves or packets of Hidden Valley ranch powder. Top Chef Canada can't go five minutes without blatant product placement. Cashier: How would you like to pay? Contestant: I'll pay using Interac Flash!! First off, no one ever says that and second, do we really need to advertise Interac in Canada? Its not like we write checks here or even use cash anymore. And then there's the close up of the chef using their foot to trigger the sensor to open the back of the Hyundai mini van they're promoting.
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Flannelette posted:Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQNULEudss
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Flannelette posted:Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted? Would probably suck. Tons of filler sounds.
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I dunno, my dad has pretty much the same cadence as Frank Reynolds and says a whole lot of dumb poo poo for no apparent reason like the time he told me he did cocaine once but didn't like it, apropos of nothing
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Would you prefer Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling as your dad?
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Saalkin posted:God drat it don't remind me about true detective season 2. The worst 12 hours I have wasted on TV. i remember that (due to being a woman policeman) she kept loving up. also there was the scene where she did the sick moves with a knife they should have just had more ripping off of david lynch in the show because it was good when it did that. like the singing girl in the bar and the weird dream where the guy meets his dad in the afterlife
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Big Beef City posted:Augustus: "I am busy being Emperor of The Rome." it is the opposite of bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmum3glL1DA
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Armitag3 posted:Would you prefer Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling as your dad? Ryan Reynolds AKA the rich man's Dane Cook can die in a hole. Gosling4lyfe
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:they should have just had more ripping off of david lynch in the show because it was good when it did that. like the singing girl in the bar and the weird dream where the guy meets his dad in the afterlife the bar which was a feeding ground for an energy vampire singer-songwriter was the best part of the show, absolutely. everyone in this place is one maudlin look at a polaroid in their vest pocket away from just having a heart attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lAyN0OxkWU
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lol what's this from
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juggalo baby coffin posted:hes called aaron sorkin because his writing is all about sorkin his own dick Lol
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Flannelette posted:Has anyone done a show where the people talk like real people do but not a reality tv show or unscripted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
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kntfkr posted:Ryan Reynolds AKA the rich man's Dane Cook can die in a hole. Gosling4lyfe One time he did! 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM This is it. This is the one.
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I saw a bit of a random NCIS episode recently. One of the characters were in Mossad headquarters and saw they had cameras all over the city. "Eyes on the whole city?" "No, we have eyes on the whole world, it's our job." Then cue the super dramatic swell to indicate that this is, in fact, a super good thing that is good. NCIS is dumb but usually leans into it. The little flashes of patriotism/government knows best seem kind of out of place.
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signalnoise posted:I dunno, my dad has pretty much the same cadence as Frank Reynolds and says a whole lot of dumb poo poo for no apparent reason like the time he told me he did cocaine once but didn't like it, apropos of nothing tell us more about your system, Dennis
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I like the West Wing but the thing about Aaron Sorkin is like he's the Ur-Liberal who lives in this realm where everyone is willing to work together and we can all do right if we just hold hands and sing Kumbayah and all Republicans need is just a big speech about how doing the right thing is the right thing and they'll come together and life will be great What I mean by this is he's a living brainworm
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syntaxfunction posted:I saw a bit of a random NCIS episode recently. One of the characters were in Mossad headquarters and saw they had cameras all over the city. lmao
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