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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I put the food in my mouth but it just falls out the corners. Also I talk about other people in the first person now. What do?

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Have you considered eating cookies

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Have you considered eating cookies

How do you think I got in this mess?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



sounds like rabies.
get well soon.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

How do you think I got in this mess?

Oh, you've hit what they call the Eye of the Cookie, you just need to eat more cookies

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Why donít you suck the chocolate chips directly out of my cookie OP!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Your mom has rabies.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Oh, you've hit what they call the Eye of the Cookie, you just need to eat more cookies

Listen you 2 bit cookie pusher, if eating more cookies was the solution to all this id be Mr. Platinum Belly right about now.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret


Thats not cookie monster.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Katamari Democracy posted:

Thats not cookie monster.

Donít break his little heart, heís special.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Everyday I become more like Oscar the grouch, OP, so count your blessings

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



1redflag posted:

Everyday I become more like Oscar the grouch, OP, so count your blessings

I give a gently caress about your feelings dawg.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That's the Dookie monster

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Itís like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




UUURGGGRRAARRGHHAGAGRR - NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM'

i love cookie monster so we could probably be friends

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010




you need to do mouth kegels, to strengthen those lips son

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Does it feel like you have two full arms up your rear end?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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C is for cookie, thats good enough for me. Why isn't it good enough for you, OP

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H916EVndP_A

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Ventral EggSac posted:

Does it feel like you have two full arms up your rear end?

Iím the ventriloquist, heís the dummy!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Katamari Democracy posted:

Thats not cookie monster.

Lol
Close enough

TheWordOfTheDayIs
Nov 9, 2009

Blessed with an unmatched sense of direction


Thank you for this.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Itís like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even?

If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something?

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011


What's the name of the death metal band you do vocals for?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

C is for ClamdestineBoyster, that's good enough for me.
Too bad you don't get no respect.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Dookie Monster
Plopscar the Grouch
GrrrrrrNNNNNNGHHHoooover
Big Turd

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Oh hey guys sorry it was actually from smoking 420 doobsters at 4:20 on 4/20. There just wasnít room for.. for.. goddamn cookies is the only food I can think of right now. Seriously you guys, I canít name one other food I know..

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Clams?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something?

Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych itís actually super easy just pullin your leg bro.

So you are more of a bend the will of the taco to humanity person, interesting, I like you.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych itís actually super easy just pullin your leg bro.

So you are more of a bend the will of the taco to humanity person, interesting, I like you.

Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and itís hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I canít even eat tacos!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I got taco neck once...it's from eating pussy for too long.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Waltzing Along posted:

I got taco neck once...it's from eating pussy for too long.
........................................ /
......................................./


Also works in the standupshots thread.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and itís hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I canít even eat tacos!

Why on earth didnít they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck?

Itís the jut of the chin to the base of the neck and plumb to the joint in the jawbone minus the angle of the taco neck

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Apr 21, 2021

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why on earth didnít they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck?

Itís the jut of the chin to the base of the neck and plumb to the joint in the jawbone minus the angle of the taco neck

I live in America and I didnít have good insurance at the time.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why on earth didnít they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck?

Itís the jut of the chin to the base of the neck and plumb to the joint in the jawbone minus the angle of the taco neck

This sounds suspiciously like muppet anatomy.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Eat the rear end, OP.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010


Good enough for me.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


is this a self portrait because it feels like a self portrait i would do

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