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Why don’t you suck the chocolate chips directly out of my cookie OP!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even? If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something?
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Apr 20, 2021 23:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych it’s actually super easy just pullin your leg bro. Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and it’s hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I can’t even eat tacos!
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Apr 21, 2021 00:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why on earth didn’t they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck? I live in America and I didn’t have good insurance at the time.
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Apr 21, 2021 04:34
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:try sucking off a man in a denim vest in the I-40 truckstop bathroom in 20 minutes Ok, now what?
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Apr 22, 2021 15:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine.. drat, suckin dicks just off the highway is lucrative
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Apr 22, 2021 19:29
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Big Beef City posted:The toilet paper is hung the wrong way in Spinz picture. You think Oscar the Grouch is gonna have the tp spinning the right way? He lives in a drat trash can!
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Apr 23, 2021 04:17
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Weka posted:Imagine if cookie monster... but witn clams... clamy monster. What would it smell like, haha? Probably a lot like this restroom off of I-40.
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Apr 23, 2021 19:52
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