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I put the food in my mouth but it just falls out the corners. Also I talk about other people in the first person now. What do? 
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Apr 20, 2021 19:19
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Have you considered eating cookies How do you think I got in this mess? 
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Apr 20, 2021 19:31
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Your mom has rabies.
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Apr 20, 2021 19:33
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh, you've hit what they call the Eye of the Cookie, you just need to eat more cookies Listen you 2 bit cookie pusher, if eating more cookies was the solution to all this id be Mr. Platinum Belly right about now. 
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Apr 20, 2021 19:36
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Katamari Democracy posted:Thats not cookie monster. Don’t break his little heart, he’s special.
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Apr 20, 2021 19:55
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1redflag posted:Everyday I become more like Oscar the grouch, OP, so count your blessings I give a gently caress about your feelings dawg.
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Apr 20, 2021 20:05
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It’s like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even? 
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Apr 20, 2021 21:11
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Ventral EggSac posted:Does it feel like you have two full arms up your rear end? I’m the ventriloquist, he’s the dummy! 
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Apr 20, 2021 21:57
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Oh hey guys sorry it was actually from smoking 420 doobsters at 4:20 on 4/20. There just wasn’t room for.. for.. goddamn cookies is the only food I can think of right now. Seriously you guys, I can’t name one other food I know.. 
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Apr 20, 2021 23:58
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something? Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych it’s actually super easy just pullin your leg bro.  So you are more of a bend the will of the taco to humanity person, interesting, I like you. 
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Apr 21, 2021 00:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and it’s hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I can’t even eat tacos! Why on earth didn’t they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck? It’s the jut of the chin to the base of the neck and plumb to the joint in the jawbone minus the angle of the taco neck 
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Apr 21, 2021 02:56
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Happy Tersh day everyone!  Me eat cookie. 
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Apr 22, 2021 04:39
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No it’s all blue and then suddenly it goes purple IDIOT! 
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Apr 22, 2021 05:01
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:if you talk about other people in the first person now is it possible the first sentence is in fact about the actual cookie monster I don’t know know but I’m about to start talking about you in the fourth person fella! 
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Apr 22, 2021 06:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Ok, now what? A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine..
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Apr 22, 2021 17:07
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:drat, suckin dicks just off the highway is lucrative You’d be surprised how many people fall in love suckin dicks by the highway. 
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