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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Turn that alpaca into an alsnacca!

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Ass-penny



Alpacas are already good the way they are imo

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



rear end-penny posted:

Alpacas are already good the way they are imo

Come on, who doesn't like to get dressed up and look fab now and then?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Looking for more tips and tricks on Alpaca Snazzyness? Call 1-800-420-6969!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Llama eye for the Alpaca guy




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Holy gently caress, did you just call me ugly

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Teddy Thunders posted:

Holy gently caress, did you just call me ugly

Woah! No! Okay? Where did you get that?

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Escape From Noise posted:

Woah! No! Okay? Where did you get that?

I'M CRY

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Rebranding alpaca wool as ‘cruelty free alpaca makeover byproduct’




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



Don't cry! It'll make the mascara run!

Ventral EggSac



curling the alpaca's hair as it relentlessly spits in my face

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

Manifisto




alpaca bowl and smoke it while somebody else does the work


ty heather papps and luvcow

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





this is actually what I imagine the being producing Teddy Thunders' posts looks likes




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

frump truck
this is my text



Escape from Alpacatraz

snergle



the new chocobo skin for ff14 looking very good i like the mix with the vampire one

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

this is actually what I imagine the being producing Teddy Thunders' posts looks likes

Actually that's a llama. She's my cousin from the lower steppes in Peru.

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Escape From Noise posted:

Don't cry! It'll make the mascara run!

I'd like to complain that you didn't even get me a good waterproof cake mascara, alpacas have a third eyelid and LUSCIOUS eyelashes.

Ass-penny



Manifisto posted:

alpaca bowl and smoke it while somebody else does the work

FutonForensic



I got disqualified from the Big Pageant for not bleaching my alpaca's butthole. now i bleach mine three times a day as penance

kuskus



Can you believe they finally shaved an alpaca

When they did so they found a folded up, torn out magazine page detailing pretzel strawberry Jell-O mold recipes from the 50s. Each alpaca was made by Eames.

Can you even believe it. While you’re up can you please give me another plastic fork because I tried to eat my salad too hard and it broke through the styrofoam bottom and it stabbed my thigh and I dropped it. Do you have any sunscreen?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I'm not convinced that there's a difference between llamas and alpacas

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Has anyone ever seen llama and alpaca in the same room?

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Has anyone ever seen llama and alpaca in the same room?

Yes, and you can tell the difference because the alpaca is smaller, gentler and more apt for bond with humans, and the llama smokes two packs of lucky strikes a day and carries a buck knife.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm not convinced that there's a difference between llamas and alpacas

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Llampaca




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





That's what I'm talking about

xcheopis




Teddy Thunders posted:

I'd like to complain that you didn't even get me a good waterproof cake mascara, alpacas have a third eyelid and LUSCIOUS eyelashes.

Maybe it wouldn't need to be waterproof, if you and your bff weren't running about in the sun all day!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



xcheopis posted:

Maybe it wouldn't need to be waterproof, if you and your bff weren't running about in the sun all day!

WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE ONE TIME, AND NOBODY WILL LET US LIVE IT DOWN.

xcheopis




Teddy Thunders posted:

WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE ONE TIME, AND NOBODY WILL LET US LIVE IT DOWN.

WE HAD TO SEND IN A RESCUE TEAM

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



xcheopis posted:

WE HAD TO SEND IN A RESCUE TEAM

WE WERE FINE, OKAY, WE JUST WEREN'T READY TO GO HOME

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Teddy Thunders posted:

WE WERE FINE, OKAY, WE JUST WEREN'T READY TO GO HOME

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Barking Gecko posted:

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT!

I REALLY WANTED TO GET TO SEPHORA BEFORE CLOSE BECAUSE THE BENEFIT THEY'RE REAL WAS ON SALE

kuskus



very proud of our local 4-H farming and electronics club who are using every part of the alpaca for unmanned aviation. from bone propellers to alpaca skin flaps. alpaca hair spun into harpsichord strings for a rendition of Bette Midler’s “Wind Beneath My Wings” to inaugurate the first flight.

nut



hosed up

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

biosterous






llamapalooza


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Rebellious young alpaca dating a llama to piss off their parents.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Llamas LARPing as alpacas.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Barking Gecko posted:

Llamas LARPing as alpacas.

Llamas LARPing As Rabid Pacas

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Llama, more like llame-a.

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