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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

don't you realize that the police as an institution are no longer racist? Trump is gone. This is Joe Biden's America! Chauvin was convicted! It's wrong to say that "the police are racist" or "the police murdered this black kid because that's the one thing cops love doing more than anything else", we have to put on our branded CBS's CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ballcaps and pour over every HD frame of the cops executing a young girl in broad daylight to determine if she deserved it (yes) and/or if there was anything else the police could possibly do (no way!!!)

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

MFW I'm a heavily armed and body-armored law enforcement officer with my 3 buddies and we only have 2 minutes to figure out how to disarm a young girl

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

pretty cool to think about how the cop that murdered a young girl in broad daylight will get free drinks for life at any pig bar and all of the psychotic hogs will buy him round after round of miller lite and thank him for getting that nig crazy bit dangerous armed criminal off the street. the real winner here, though, is the cop's wife, who he will no longer have to beat nearly as severely to get hard: he can simply think of the time he put four rounds into a child who then bled to death at his feet and get rock hard any time he desires

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

can't even have a cspam thread nowadays without a white noise trourmp thread poster stumble in to gag on cop dick

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

my bony fealty posted:

its from the Socialist Rifle Association rofl

lmao holy poo poo

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

oxsnard is right in that Americans automatically think that if a cop shoots someone it’s totally justified (as opposed to choking them out etc) because we’re a demon cracker nation of psychopath bootlickers

see: every dnd lib jerking themselves off to completion about how the hero cop did a GOOD SHOOT because he only had one nanosecond to deal with a crazed, knife-wielding rampaging berserker (who happened to be a young black child, purely by coincidence. totally unrelated. don’t bring this up or you’ll eat a probe)

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

In the early 2000s goons were talking about how they'd simply disarm a school shooter with a double reverse muay thai figure four crane kick but now they've overcorrected into Very Reasonably informing everyone that if anyone ever has the profound misfortune to see a knife, even a law enforcement officer who is ostensibly trained to deal with a situation like this, their brain floods with adrenaline and they enter panic mode and they're driven by pure animal instinct to magdump into a young black girl and they can't be blamed because, I assure you, you wouldn't be able to do anything better in a situation like that!

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

cops are trained to shoot at the slightest hint of movement similar to how a t-rex attacks

yeah but the D&D lib line isn't "Ma'Khia was murdered because cops are trained almost exclusively to kill, and specifically black people at that" but instead "it was literally impossible for anything to happen except for either the other girl getting instantly stabbed to death our beloved hero cop pumping four rounds into a child with a steak knife"

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