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https://edition.cnn.com/2021/04/20/...aleontologists.quote:(CNN)Tyrannosaurus rex was a fearsome predator, but it sure wasn't a particularly fast mover. In fact, most humans could easily keep up with the dinosaur without breaking a sweat. Even the fattest rear end latina would be able to easily escape the prehistoric monster, according to new scientific finds.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:27 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:00 |
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First feathers, now this.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:29 |
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Slow rear end big lizard.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:29 |
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Grevling posted:Even the fattest rear end latina what
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:30 |
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lil' movie trivia the jeep in Jurassic Park was actually only going 4 mph so this checks out
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:31 |
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Grevling posted:
what if the trex had a hoverboard?what then
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:37 |
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Cubone posted:what The big rear end Latina teen chased by a lesbian loving t-Rex on a hoverboard?? Then gently caress??? HELLO!???
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:37 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:The big rear end Latina teen chased by a lesbian loving t-Rex on a hoverboard?? Guy doesn't know about big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian living T-Rex then gently caress Shameful
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:45 |
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rain dogs posted:what if the trex had a hoverboard?what then Even if it did the hoverboard would probably get stuck in its late cretaceous habitat
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:51 |
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i dont believe it. first feathers and now this? these "scientists" are just making things up for more grant money. next theyre going to try and tell us that velociraptors didn't discover space flight and aren't watching us from the moon
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 08:54 |
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It doesn't say it was slow as poo poo. It says its most efficient chill walking speed was likely around 3 mph, and similar to many current animals. Also it most probably didn't have feathers.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 09:32 |
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Elukka posted:It doesn't say it was slow as poo poo. It says its most efficient chill walking speed was likely around 3 mph, and similar to many current animals. Further down it says quote:Other studies have investigated the dinosaur's running abilities and suggested it could have a top speed of between 12 miles per hour (20 kilometers per hour) and 18 miles per hour (29 kilometers per hour) -- any faster and the bones may have shattered. That's not very fast for its size and it doesn't say anything about how long it could keep it up, probably not for long before it had to stop and go "ow my bones!"
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 09:43 |
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Cubone posted:what Because contrary to the racist notions promoted by cartoons such as "speedy gonzales", Latinas are actually quite a slow moving group of people, mostly due to their fat asses.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 09:47 |
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Nothing is a match for the endurance hunter that is humans. We ran everything to death and then we hosed it and ate it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 10:02 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Nothing is a match for the endurance hunter that is humans. We ran everything to death and then we hosed it and ate it. the big rear end latina was chasing the T-Rex??
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 10:17 |
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dinosaurs sound pretty poo poo tbqh
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 11:46 |
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i mean look at this stupid piece of poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 11:48 |
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hows it suppose dto crawl underneatrh a fallen tree or something with all that poo poo on its back
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 11:53 |
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Grevling posted:Further down it says Faster than a person and that's the real problem
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 11:54 |
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Often Abbreviated posted:the big rear end latina was chasing the T-Rex?? That’s what it says
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 11:57 |
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"Preferred walking speed". T-Rex could run, but why should it? Much like Jason Vorhees, the T-Rex will wait for you to trip over a fallen log or trap yourself in a corner or go skinny dipping in a lake. Then it's T-Rex's moment to shine.
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Often Abbreviated posted:the big rear end latina was chasing the T-Rex?? How else would they have such a big rear end?
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 12:06 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:
It only has 3 legs!
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 12:46 |
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It's funny because T-rex went from slow as poo poo back when it was thought to be upright to super fast (40 mph) to sorta slow (10 mph) back to slow as poo poo
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 12:57 |
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The next Jurassic Park sequel isn’t going to be nearly as exciting I can tell you that much.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:02 |
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THEY CAN'T PROVE THAT. Take it back!
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:06 |
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I read in another study that T-rex had a whiny lil bitch voice and also his mom works at the glue factory.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:11 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:
That’s not a dinosaur though
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:12 |
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Trex was a chud who slowly stormed the Capitol because he was angry at his tiny hands.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:13 |
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I saw trex at lunch and he dropped his strawberry milk and then slipped on it and his pants ripped and he farded and some poop came out and it got on his gray velcro shoes
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:20 |
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You nerds are brave behind your keyboards and trackballs but I bet you wouldn't talk any of this poo poo to Trex's face.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:22 |
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500excf type r posted:Faster than a person and that's the real problem According to the website reference.com an average human can sprint at 15 miles per hour so it would be about the same as the t-rex. If you're been spending a lot of time doing aerobics and spinning like big rear end latinas often do you'll have an easy time of it. Aegis Bear posted:It's funny because T-rex went from slow as poo poo back when it was thought to be upright to super fast (40 mph) to sorta slow (10 mph) back to slow as poo poo Going full circle back to the lumbering blobs envisioned when dinosaurs were first discovered.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:23 |
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Everybody who is making fun T-Rex needs to GET A LIFE, T-Rex could kick your butt EASILY but chooses not to. His Dad said if he gets into one more fight they're going to send him to military school. That's actually bad news for you because then he's going to learn all the martial arts and how to use weapons like a bo staff or a katana. So even if he was slow, WHICH HE IS NOT, he'd be even more deadly thanks to the power of the blade. I am not T-Rex but I'm friends with him and he's actually a really cool guy when you get to know him, but you don't wanna gently caress with him or else your life is OVER.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:23 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Everybody who is making fun T-Rex needs to GET A LIFE, T-Rex could kick your butt EASILY but chooses not to. His Dad said if he gets into one more fight they're going to send him to military school. That's actually bad news for you because then he's going to learn all the martial arts and how to use weapons like a bo staff or a katana. So even if he was slow, WHICH HE IS NOT, he'd be even more deadly thanks to the power of the blade.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:26 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Nothing is a match for the endurance hunter that is humans. We ran everything to death and then we hosed it and ate it. We haven’t quite killed everything yet, but soon
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:27 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Everybody who is making fun T-Rex needs to GET A LIFE, T-Rex could kick your butt EASILY but chooses not to. His Dad said if he gets into one more fight they're going to send him to military school. That's actually bad news for you because then he's going to learn all the martial arts and how to use weapons like a bo staff or a katana. So even if he was slow, WHICH HE IS NOT, he'd be even more deadly thanks to the power of the blade. Why dont you marry trex if you think hes so great
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:27 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:
uh... wtf are u hatin on my dimo dudes and dudettes????
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:28 |
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Scientists? Who cares what they say. What does the Bible day about trex. I’m sure something awesome
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:29 |
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Grevling posted:According to the website reference.com an average human can sprint at 15 miles per hour so it would be about the same as the t-rex. If you're been spending a lot of time doing aerobics and spinning like big rear end latinas often do you'll have an easy time of it. I guess if you intend on running forever, literally never stopping, the t rex might not ever catch you
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 13:40 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:00 |
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I'll call him PVT TRex because this guy just held his hands like a trex every time he ran and just kind of hunched it the whole way. I first met him the night I arrived to DLI and came to the reception platoon where he was at too. He was the platoon guide, which for that platoon means you're the worst screw up and they're punishing you. Somebody leaned over and said "That's PVT Trex, he's PG because he hates black people." and that's how it all began. Of course we end up getting the same language and same class. He ends up falling asleep every single day, fails every test, and sleeps in late about 2 times every week for formation. When he did show up he'd have ketchup on his face no matter what he had been eating. It could have been cereal in the morning but by formation there he was running up with ketchup on his face. Eventually they pull him out of class and look at his record and decide that he shouldn't be in the Army at all, so they start kicking him out, only some lady at medical thinks he's not "rehabilitated" enough to leave for the civilian world so he hangs around DLI doing nothing for about 7 months. My friend found him the day it happened. He was crying behind the barraks and the conversation went something like this: Friend: hey, man, what's wrong? Trex: They're kicking me out of class Friend: That sucks Trex: Plus, I've got like 4 article 15s Friend: That sucks Trex: Plus I don't have any friends Friend: That sucks Trex: Plus they're kicking me out of the Army Friend:...That sucks Then he went to the company and told them to put Trex on suicide watch. They tried giving him menial work, but he couldn't do anything right. I remember they had him shredding files once and somebody walked in on him taking pictures of peoples' filed with his phone, so finally they just had him sit there collecting a paycheck. Fucker would loom around the company, asking if anybody else failed out so they could join him in the pit. Somebody asked him once why he always feel asleep in class and his response was "I look at porn all night." What kind of porn you might ask? Well PVT Trex borrowed somebody's laptop once for a CQ shift and then forgot to erase the history the next day when he returned it. Of course it was filled with furry porn and dragon erotica, as well as lactation fetish stuff. He borrowed another person's laptop and got that taken away by a sgt because he hooked up a private computer to the company network line. When he asked a third person if he could borrow their computer, the third person told him to gently caress off and use a public computer. Trex's only response was "BUT I NEED TO DOWNLOAD FILES." while flailing his claw hands around. They finally kicked him out 2 months ago and I had to add him on FB just to see what happened to him. Of course every status is him complaining "I'm such a nice guy, why won't girls talk to me?" and "If I wasn't so nice girls would be all over me." God speed, Trex, God speed.
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