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Poohs Packin posted:Why dont you marry trex if you think hes so great I would but actually T-Rex has a girlfriend from the other side of Pangea, you wouldn't know her but she's a model over there. She's already a millionaire, too.
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Open the do Get on the flo Everybody walk the dinoso
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Apr 22, 2021 14:04
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what is up with scientists and systematically dismantling everybody's favorite badass dinosaur actually trex wasnt a hunter he was a scavenger actually trex had feathers and looked like a half-plucked chicken actually trex was slow as gently caress by 2022 I expect that scientists will find Trexes were actually just Urkel in disguise
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Apr 22, 2021 14:13
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feathers are cool
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Apr 22, 2021 14:16
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We will build a better T-Rex with a steel frame and nuclear powered abdominal muscles.
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Apr 22, 2021 14:17
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And arms long enough to reach things
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Excelzior posted:what is up with scientists and systematically dismantling everybody's favorite badass dinosaur Nah that was Spazosaurus https://www.theonion.com/fossilized-evidence-reveals-spazosaurus-was-largest-doo-1819575220
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Apr 22, 2021 14:36
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Sounds like a terrible lizard OP
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Apr 22, 2021 14:36
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EorayMel posted:Sounds like a terrible lizard OP
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Apr 22, 2021 14:39
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I reckon i could easily defeat a Trex with my own bare rear end
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Apr 22, 2021 15:12
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Geriatric Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic World IV: "He's gaining on me!"
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Mooey Cow posted:I reckon i could easily defeat a Trex with my own bare rear end That guy in the toilet would have had time to wipe.
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Apr 22, 2021 15:19
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I would hide underneath t rex while it spins in circles going Duuuuhhhh whaaaaaaatt????
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Apr 22, 2021 15:32
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Wow, a whole lot of people projecting their own insecurities and body issues onto T-Rex. Did you ever think that maybe he doesn't need long arms because he's so badass? His arms (which are totally proportionate for his body by the way) are still functional. And feathers are cool, maybe T-Rex was confident enough in his appearance to rock a little flair? Sorry he's not covered in dumbass plates like Stegosaurus or whatever. None of you would say this to T-Rex's face, and that's fine, he's too busy with his hot girlfriend to deal with a bunch of haters online.
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Apr 22, 2021 15:39
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I refuse to believe dinosaurs were a bunch of overgrown turkeys
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Apr 22, 2021 15:43
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If i ran into a trex today i would come up behind it and the tap it on the opposite shoulder and pretend it wasn't me, dumb ol trex won't know who tapped its shoulder and will look like a big buffoon and then i would laugh and laugh as i slowly strolled away and it tries to chase me but its so slow its like it's running through molasses or quicksand and i am laughing even more stupid lizard
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Apr 22, 2021 15:45
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Pimpcasso posted:I refuse to believe dinosaurs were a bunch of overgrown turkeys Turkeys are scary
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Apr 22, 2021 15:46
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Armitag3 posted:Open the do
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Apr 22, 2021 16:01
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Study finds T-rex was laughing stock of the dinosaur world and had a tiny lizard dick. "It's pathetic" says scientist who dug up ten fossilized cooler dinosaurs making fun of a crying T-rex.
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Apr 22, 2021 16:22
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If you stand really still the trex can't smell you.
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So, listen to this bird, especially the extremely deep rumble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg Now imagine an animal 100-200 times heavier doing that. This is hypothetical but it could maybe be something like this, except loud as hell, and carry for very long distances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpO_ov2iWyI The forest rumbles. Your glass of water shakes.
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OP trex decking might seem expensive but with the current price of cedar composite woods trex or even thermally modified ash are more appealing and look better last longer
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Apr 22, 2021 16:28
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Elukka posted:So, listen to this bird, especially the extremely deep rumble: The t-rex's distinctive rumble allows you a nice ten minute window to begin walking away briskly.
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Goon travels back in time. A T. Rex immediately spots him and runs him down within 15 seconds. It stomps his fool head and bitch slaps his corpse with its tiny arms before eating it and throwing up.
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lol T-Rex was an obese piece of poo poo that couldn't run fast or reach around any part of it's body. motherfucker is the harvey weinstein of dinosaurs EorayMel posted:Sounds like a terrible lizard OP
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Apr 22, 2021 17:51
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Excelzior posted:what is up with scientists and systematically dismantling everybody's favorite badass dinosaur The REAL T-Rex!!! 
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Meme Poker Party posted:The REAL T-Rex!!! Have they found vagina bones in a T-rex?
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ben shapino posted:Guy doesn't know about big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian living T-Rex then gently caress I just reported his post. Hopefully he gets a 30 day.
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:
dimetrodons loving rule, you goddamn rube
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Apr 22, 2021 18:25
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Ventral EggSac posted:Have they found vagina bones in a T-rex? The so called "scientists" just can't agree!!!
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Apr 22, 2021 18:29
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Imagine losing to a dinosaur when you have the f-35 Oh dangit
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Apr 22, 2021 18:34
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this just in: scientists say the trex was a punk rear end baby bitch
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Apr 22, 2021 18:44
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just... poppin in to post some creationist propaganda?
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Apr 22, 2021 19:22
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stop anti-trex hate
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Apr 22, 2021 19:26
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much like children, i could easily beat the poo poo out of a t-rex hypothetically
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Apr 22, 2021 19:26
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Cubone posted:just... poppin in to post some creationist propaganda? it was the closest I could find to terrible chick tracts about dinosaurs
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Apr 22, 2021 19:27
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What the hell is wrong with you people who dislike the idea of dinosaurs having feathers?!
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Apr 22, 2021 19:29
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:What the hell is wrong with you people who dislike the idea of dinosaurs having feathers?! allergies
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That's kind of awesome. You just run into a T-rex, no panic necessary, just break into a light jog and go about your day
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