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Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Please give me your license, registration, and proof of insurance.

# ? Apr 23, 2021 19:24

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:46

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Officer... I'm sure there is some sort of *cough* arrangement that can be made?

*holds up a frog beanie baby*

# ? Apr 23, 2021 19:28

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Are you trying to bribe me sir?

# ? Apr 23, 2021 19:29

Ass-penny

Is this about my "cops suck dick" window decal? *unzips pants*

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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Is it because you made C�s in high school?

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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:12

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Wait is this a riddle

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# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:12

nut

is it because you love me?

# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:27

nut

i hope it is

# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:27

nut

ahhh i didn't mean to say that out loud aw jeez you must think im a loser

# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:27

Into The Mild

wait is it illegal to drive whilst wearing my Balldo?

# ? Apr 23, 2021 20:57

Escape From Noise

I could ask you the same question!

# ? Apr 23, 2021 21:32

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Does anyone really know why we're here?

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# ? Apr 23, 2021 23:31

Elmnt80

Sorry, I swear the big smokey burnout was just my foot slipping off the clutch.

# ? Apr 24, 2021 00:48

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

You're all under arrest

# ? Apr 24, 2021 00:50

biosterous

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he/him

# ? Apr 24, 2021 01:33

Escape From Noise

Khad posted:

You're all under arrest

You'll have to catch me first! :byobear:

# ? Apr 24, 2021 01:36

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Escape From Noise posted:

You'll have to catch me first!

Sir put your hands above your head or you will get tazed.

# ? Apr 24, 2021 07:42

Ass-penny

Khad posted:

Sir put your hands above your head or you will get tazed.

Eat my entire rear end in a top hat, officer K. Had.

(if you only eat part of it the rest will get jealous)

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# ? Apr 24, 2021 08:29

Escape From Noise

Khad posted:

Sir put your hands above your head or you will get tazed.

My collarbone is broken! WTF???

# ? Apr 24, 2021 09:34

nut

sir my giant hat is clearly in the way

# ? Apr 24, 2021 11:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

No, I don't know why you pulled me over, and even if I did, I would never tell you because I ain't no snitch.

# ? Apr 24, 2021 13:24

Prof. Crocodile

I thought we were both just in line at the Wendy's drive-thru. :ohdear:

# ? Apr 24, 2021 13:38

biosterous

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

No, I don't know why you pulled me over, and even if I did, I would never tell you because I ain't no snitch.

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# ? Apr 24, 2021 14:13

nut

before u ask, officer, yes that is dunkaroo frosting

# ? Apr 24, 2021 14:58

Yinlock

ha ha did tyler put you up to this, i knew that rascal wouldn't forget my birthday

here let me show you all the cocaine i'm smuggling in the trunk, we're gonna have one hell of a party

# ? Apr 24, 2021 16:48

Into The Mild

yes officer I do know why.

you want to smell my balls, it�s ok I�m used to it.

# ? Apr 24, 2021 16:53

poverty goat

*through closed window* are you detaining me or am I free to go? :smug:

# ? Apr 24, 2021 16:57

Gramps

posession of an illegal chode (>2:1 girth to length ratio)

# ? Apr 24, 2021 17:51

frump truck: hello... again!

yes i know. and i know you know i know. but do you know why I know you know why i know why you pulled me over?

# ? Apr 24, 2021 18:57

Ass-penny

You can have my drugs, but you have to find em in my butthole first.

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# ? Apr 24, 2021 20:01

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

rear end-penny posted:

You can have my drugs, but you have to find em in my butthole first.

Sir, get against the wall, spread your legs and cough.

# ? Apr 24, 2021 22:19

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I thought we were both just in line at the Wendy's drive-thru.

Sir there isn't a Wendy's within twelve miles of here. What drugs are you on?

# ? Apr 24, 2021 22:22

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

nut posted:

sir my giant hat is clearly in the way

Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?

# ? Apr 24, 2021 22:23

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Yinlock posted:

ha ha did tyler put you up to this, i knew that rascal wouldn't forget my birthday

here let me show you all the cocaine i'm smuggling in the trunk, we're gonna have one hell of a party

No Sir it was for speeding. How do you plead?

# ? Apr 24, 2021 22:23

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Can it have something to do with my irresistible rims?

# ? Apr 25, 2021 16:03

nut

Khad posted:

Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?

does this mean I have to return my GED?

# ? Apr 25, 2021 16:29

Escape From Noise

Khad posted:

Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?

This will never hold up in court because everyone will immediately recognize I've got not class!

# ? Apr 25, 2021 16:32

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Khad posted:

No Sir it was for speeding. How do you plead?

Like this: *grovels*

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# ? Apr 25, 2021 16:59

Ass-penny

Khad posted:

Sir, get against the wall, spread your legs and cough.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Apr 25, 2021 18:10