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'Cause I'm middle aged and I'm white and got two kids in tow? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know Am I free to go or should I guess some more? "Well, you have a nice day ma'am." |
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HE'S RESISTING. OPEN FIRE. |
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Apr 26, 2021 08:19
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"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Yeah, because you are a cop. If you were driving a school bus I wouldn't have pulled over."
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Apr 26, 2021 13:02
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I don't have a car, but I like to carry around this cardboard box. Is that a crime now?
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Apr 26, 2021 13:15
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Uria aalge posted:I don't have a car, but I like to carry around this cardboard box. Is that a crime now? Illegal possession of Class 3 cardboard. |
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Apr 26, 2021 19:49
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no, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it *grabs ukulele from back seat*
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Apr 26, 2021 19:55
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Khad posted:Illegal possession of Class 3 cardboard. sir that is my home
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Apr 26, 2021 19:59
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nut posted:sir that is my home let me just put that down here
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Apr 26, 2021 20:03
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Uria aalge posted:let me just put that down here no no no don’t listen to the officer, the move continues and I am an uptown boy now
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Apr 26, 2021 20:13
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I demand my veranda nights! |
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Apr 26, 2021 20:26
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I do know that, about as well as I know your wife's sexual preferences e: because I'm her therapist ee: but also because we're lovers
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Apr 26, 2021 20:34
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Really? Cause from my perspective, I pulled you over.
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Apr 26, 2021 20:36
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nut posted:no no no don’t listen to the officer, the move continues and I am an uptown boy now very well, onwards and upwards !
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Apr 26, 2021 20:38
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I demand my veranda nights! Anything you say can and will be POOPED against you in the court of POOP. You have the right to POOP. If you cannot afford to POOP, a POOP will be provided to you. Do you understand your POOP? Cobalt-60 posted:Really? Cause from my perspective, I pulled you over. Alright this man is clearly on drugs. Book him, Daniel. |
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Apr 26, 2021 21:29
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Who cares why, just pull me over and over |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I demand my veranda nights! *Checks the books about veranda nights and sighs* *Takes you out on the terrace and slides up some patio furniture and turns my chair around sitting down with my arms folded over the back* "Look, I want to help you here, I'm willing to offer you this veranda for ten to twelve years if you tell me what you know. I suggest you take the offer, if you go up against the DA and take this to court, you could lose it all."
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