frump truck posted:also they will have to rename the movie Mars Attacks to Here Attacks lol
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2021 20:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 17:38 |
int. a mars comedy club. a man is standing on stage wearing a cyber-blazer, cyber-jeans, and cyber-sneakers “remember earth? [pause for laughter] yeah i know. we used to be so obsessed with mars like— like take a ‘mars bar’… no not like the one you’re in now. it was a candy bar with chocolate, fudge, and nougat. what the hell does that have to do with mars? i tell ya, people used to just smack mars onto any product and it would sell like cyber-hotcakes!” the man takes a drag of a cyber-cigarette
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 02:05 |
hey man, wanna watch the old matt damon film the guy?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 10:59 |
listening to Phobos and Whatever The Southernmost Part Of Thie Planet Is Called the beloved album by indie rock sensation Modest Mouse But Like On Mars
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 23:08 |
yeah i have a girlfriend, you probably haven’t met her tho she lives on the mercury colony
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 16:12 |