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May 22, 2015

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Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What's a google? Is it something like AltaVista?

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Mar 15, 2010

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Feb 7, 2011

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Sep 21, 2015

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Sep 21, 2015

When I was 11 I was visiting my uncle who had the internet. Since the movie xXx starring Vin Diesel had just come out and because I was 11 I thought that movie looked like the coolest poo poo imaginable. So I thought I’d look it up online. I typed in XXX film or something and ofcourse a load of porn came up. Worried I would get into trouble I tried to turn off the computer but only turned off the monitor lol. I went downstairs and started watching Cartoon Network and then about an hour later my uncle went to the computer, found the porn and yelled at my cousin.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

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Chrs posted:

When I was 11 I was visiting my uncle who had the internet. Since the movie xXx starring Vin Diesel had just come out and because I was 11 I thought that movie looked like the coolest poo poo imaginable. So I thought I’d look it up online. I typed in XXX film or something and ofcourse a load of porn came up. Worried I would get into trouble I tried to turn off the computer but only turned off the monitor lol. I went downstairs and started watching Cartoon Network and then about an hour later my uncle went to the computer, found the porn and yelled at my cousin.

Lmfao

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Tell me Google, dearest friend and oldest confidant: What does it mean to be a man? I am but an animal, a slave to my instincts? The mere reaction to actions cast eons ere I yet drew breath? Or am I a being of spirit and light - master of my own destiny? Ah, forgive me Google. Would that you could answer such heady ponderances. Very well, breasts then, and handsomest you can find.

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May 27, 2004

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Chrs posted:

When I was 11 I was visiting my uncle who had the internet. Since the movie xXx starring Vin Diesel had just come out and because I was 11 I thought that movie looked like the coolest poo poo imaginable. So I thought I’d look it up online. I typed in XXX film or something and ofcourse a load of porn came up. Worried I would get into trouble I tried to turn off the computer but only turned off the monitor lol. I went downstairs and started watching Cartoon Network and then about an hour later my uncle went to the computer, found the porn and yelled at my cousin.

Hahaha

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Jan 10, 2009

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Dec 9, 2003

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Chrs posted:

When I was 11 I was visiting my uncle who had the internet. Since the movie xXx starring Vin Diesel had just come out and because I was 11 I thought that movie looked like the coolest poo poo imaginable. So I thought I’d look it up online. I typed in XXX film or something and ofcourse a load of porn came up. Worried I would get into trouble I tried to turn off the computer but only turned off the monitor lol. I went downstairs and started watching Cartoon Network and then about an hour later my uncle went to the computer, found the porn and yelled at my cousin.

When I was young my dad would bring his work laptop home and let us use the internet in the evenings.
Of course that meant that my brother and I would (separately) look at the most vanilla softcore smut that you could get for free in 1998.
He ended up accidentally installing a "porn dialler" which is an ancient virus/trojan that would dial long distance numbers with your modem.
Poor dad has to take his laptop into the CJs and get them to remove it.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Google wasn't around when I was 12, how about Alta Vista?

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Apr 29, 2009

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Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
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Apr 26, 2010

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oh dope posted:

Google wasn't around when I was 12, how about Alta Vista?

AltaVista wasn’t around when I was 12, either :corsair:

How about Gopher protocol? *searches Gopher, finds nothing but text-form academic papers from universities*

gently caress. *walks to Circle K to pump quarters into Street Fighter II*

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Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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Sep 10, 2006

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Spinz posted:

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Sep 21, 2015

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Dec 27, 2012


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Jul 4, 2003
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Spinz posted:

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Chrs posted:

When I was 11 I was visiting my uncle who had the internet. Since the movie xXx starring Vin Diesel had just come out and because I was 11 I thought that movie looked like the coolest poo poo imaginable. So I thought I’d look it up online. I typed in XXX film or something and ofcourse a load of porn came up. Worried I would get into trouble I tried to turn off the computer but only turned off the monitor lol. I went downstairs and started watching Cartoon Network and then about an hour later my uncle went to the computer, found the porn and yelled at my cousin.

I somehow managed the opposite of this. I heard from some kid that if you search for "final fantasy" porn would come up. I thought this was the coolest "one wierd trick" so i tried it and a bunch of game stuff came up, zero porn. I was extremely disappointed.

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