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Jun 4, 2011

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shirunei posted:

my teacher was real excited to show us this newfangled search engine google in elementary school. Unfortunately she typed in goggle.com, which brought up some full-faced porn. Fun times as a 10 year old who had never seen such sights before.

A teacher was literally arrested and fired for this

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6739393&page=1

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Jan 28, 2003

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You Are A Elf posted:

AltaVista wasn’t around when I was 12, either :corsair:

How about Gopher protocol? *searches Gopher, finds nothing but text-form academic papers from universities*

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

A teacher was literally arrested and fired for this

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6739393&page=1

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Turn on your monitor

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Jun 28, 2004

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

A teacher was literally arrested and fired for this

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6739393&page=1

when I was literally 12 I brought a zip disk into my "technology" (kinda like shop+computers) class in middle school, for some group project, probably a hypercard stack or something, that was going to be used by the teacher on the projector. I thought I was being cool by using a zip disk so our project could have tens of megabytes of .wavs and .movs while all the other losers had floppy disks and clipart. thing is after the demo was done the teacher was like "cool what else you got on here", and started browsing through the disk on the projector opening folders with whatever random crap you save from the web in 1996, everyone having a grand time laughing at funny .gifs and marilyn manson .movs, until he opened the re-named .jpg featuring an asian woman exposing herself in the most graphic way possible.

idk if it would happen like this now but everyone either laughed or said some variation of "hell yeah" and the teacher was just like "ok, moving on" trying not to laugh himself. not sure what he thought was going to happen browsing through a 12 year old's "cool stuff from web" folder on a projector lmao

CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



Dixville posted:

Holy poo poo I think I remember this. Also there was some secret temple of light or something you could only get to by glitching out the game. I was obsessed. Also lots of pokemon rumors and fake pokemon like pikablu.
My contribution is

pokemon gold rom

Because I actually downloaded a Japanese pokemon gold game before it came to america and managed to beat the game based on guides posted online. I remember just letting every pokemon learn whatever move they were learning so I could find out what it did. Ah memories

Holy gently caress, this set something off in my lizard brain and I had to spend like 5 hours trying to dig it up. I remember spending so much time on this website reading about glitches and secrets:

https://web.archive.org/web/20120128084048/http://odysseyofhyrule.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/20040203181323/internal.tbi.net/~max/zelda64.htm

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

d0s posted:

when I was literally 12 I brought a zip disk into my "technology" (kinda like shop+computers) class in middle school, for some group project, probably a hypercard stack or something, that was going to be used by the teacher on the projector. I thought I was being cool by using a zip disk so our project could have tens of megabytes of .wavs and .movs while all the other losers had floppy disks and clipart. thing is after the demo was done the teacher was like "cool what else you got on here", and started browsing through the disk on the projector opening folders with whatever random crap you save from the web in 1996, everyone having a grand time laughing at funny .gifs and marilyn manson .movs, until he opened the re-named .jpg featuring an asian woman exposing herself in the most graphic way possible.

idk if it would happen like this now but everyone either laughed or said some variation of "hell yeah" and the teacher was just like "ok, moving on" trying not to laugh himself. not sure what he thought was going to happen browsing through a 12 year old's "cool stuff from web" folder on a projector lmao

He was compelled to find the rare Sarah Michelle Gellar face swap raunchy gape shot missing from his collection is all.

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Jun 15, 2012

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Jan 17, 2010


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Apr 27, 2020

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LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




My Lovely Horse posted:

Well, were you?
alternative reply: so that's how you found SA huh

Yes.
Also, i spend quite some time browsing the PYF Dick Pic thread on SA, more than a decade ago. Aah, to be young on an unregulated internet.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Bright Bart posted:

can you be arrested for using cheat codes my friend Jason says you can

god you just reminded me back in like 1999 when all those rom sites had disclaimers like "If you don't own these games, you must delete the roms within 24 hours or they will become illegal" my cousin's friend had him convinced that the police drive around the neighborhood with a scanner in the car that can detect if you had any roms on your hard drive for longer than 24 hours and he would get stupidly paranoid about anything to do with roms.

in the end he "got around it" by keeping the roms in recycle bin for 24 hours to reverse the illegality and then undelete them.

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Jan 8, 2004

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
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Twerkdad posted:

Holy gently caress, this set something off in my lizard brain and I had to spend like 5 hours trying to dig it up. I remember spending so much time on this website reading about glitches and secrets:

https://web.archive.org/web/20120128084048/http://odysseyofhyrule.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/20040203181323/internal.tbi.net/~max/zelda64.htm

Lol looking at that website on my phone is a trip. I tried clicking the TRIFORCE FOUND!!!! Link but it 404s 😭

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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^ this was legit the internet search that got me in trouble as a kid because I was smart enough to be looking up nekkid ladies but not smart enough to know how to delete history

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Junk posted:

god you just reminded me back in like 1999 when all those rom sites had disclaimers like "If you don't own these games, you must delete the roms within 24 hours or they will become illegal" my cousin's friend had him convinced that the police drive around the neighborhood with a scanner in the car that can detect if you had any roms on your hard drive for longer than 24 hours and he would get stupidly paranoid about anything to do with roms.

in the end he "got around it" by keeping the roms in recycle bin for 24 hours to reverse the illegality and then undelete them.

Lol stupid kid logic is the best

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


barnold posted:

woman masturbating

^ this was legit the internet search that got me in trouble as a kid because I was smart enough to be looking up nekkid ladies but not smart enough to know how to delete history

Same, that's when I installed Netscape Navigator and used it exclusively for porn while the rest of the family used Internet Explorer.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Zil posted:

Same, that's when I installed Netscape Navigator and used it exclusively for porn while the rest of the family used Internet Explorer.

Your dad knew what was up

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


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I imagine the convo with mom goes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TriS3VLMCIo


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