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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.


Every so often I’m tempted to have the thread tag be “whine” instead of “mlb.”

I have no idea who the hell is playing each other today since I also forgot today is Monday. Have fun, kids.

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Kirios
Jan 25, 2010




Go America's team, the Houston Astros.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

Braves and Cubs playing each other in April again and then will not see each other the entire rest of the year (especially as neither of them will be making the postseason)

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Kirios posted:

Go America's team, the Houston Astros.

I know that every story needs a villain, but you shouldn't make them into the protagonist.

Go Mariners.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I need my Friars to have a starter other than Yu last longer than 5 innings.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Some Numbers posted:

I know that every story needs a villain, but you shouldn't make them into the protagonist.

Go Mariners.

The antihero and the antivillain.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001






Let's be honest, there are no heroes or villains, anti or not. There's just baseball.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Mustache Ride posted:

Let's be honest, there are no heroes or villains, anti or not. There's just baseball.

It's fun to have kayfabe, as long as you don't take it too seriously.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



tigers being so thoroughly unable to score even the one tying run is kind of sad

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



The Mets are in first place!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



tallest midget etc

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Mustache Ride posted:

Let's be honest, there are no heroes or villains, anti or not. There's just baseball.

Oh, there's ONE villain...

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001






poo poo you're right.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

He's the one exception, though

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

Zach Davies has not been good.

Low velocity without control is not a good combo.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

88 MPH right down the middle of the plate

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.


Yankees are trying to keep the 1 double play per inning quota up so far

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004



humpthewind posted:

Yankees are trying to keep the 1 double play per inning quota up so far

Imagine getting shut out by Matt Harvey.... in 2021 LOL

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007




Kris is having himself a nice little year so far

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



Yay dansby I'm still worried about him

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba

Fun Shoe

Matt Harvey has retired 11 Yankees in a row and shut them out through 5 innings. They have 1 hit. What year is this?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004



spanky69 posted:

Matt Harvey has retired 11 Yankees in a row and shut them out through 5 innings. They have 1 hit. What year is this?

It's the year the yankees are pathetic dogshit.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

It's nice to hear Dallas Braeden mention a rapproachment with A-Rod.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

thank you Cubs for bringing Zach Davies to town, that was a thoughtful gift

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?

Clapping Larry

Ohtani giveth away, Ohtani taketh right back.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



that's a majestic dinger that Kyle Lewis just hit

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


albert pujols no longer has 666 career home runs

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



elentar posted:

Braves and Cubs playing each other in April again and then will not see each other the entire rest of the year (especially as neither of them will be making the postseason)

this is the quality of cubs/barves posting I expect

Hand Row
May 28, 2001


Burnes flirted with a 3-0 count and then a full count this inning but struck out both. Now up to 49 strikeouts with 0 walks so far. Has an inning or two left, should hopefully get 50 at least.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



KB: good

Pitching: bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Altuuuve

eat poo poo covid

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

wheeler making the cardinals look silly tonight

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Yankees just loving suck at all aspects of the game. Clown show.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

Apparently the Cubs are making this a game.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


mikeraskol posted:

Yankees just loving suck at all aspects of the game. Clown show.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



DeSclafani strikes out the side in the 1st. More of that plz

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?

Clapping Larry

Hate this pitcher bunting nonsense

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Popete posted:

Apparently the Cubs are making this a game.

encouraging that tiny spark of hope to form only to crush it

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Pillbug

greetings to the phillies bullpen

e: drat.

Tayter Swift fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 27, 2021

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



giants hitting line drives all over the place. it owns

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