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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you have whole pickles and want sliced pickles and are unable to figure this one out OP?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Nobody liked my brine pun :negative:

it wasnt kosher



:D

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I mean I like making jokes but it's not like they're my bread and butter.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
suck my dil

(did I do it right?)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Make little pickle submarines as a craft project.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Nobody liked my brine pun :negative:

I didn't notice the pun until I went back and read it I think your pun was too clever for us. :)

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

a pickle in the peehole is an old timey remedy for dropsy

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
Now's your chance to figure out how long it takes for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of one the aforementioned dill pickles.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
KOSHER DILL JAR SUCKED ME OFF?!?!

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

Chinatown posted:

KOSHER DILL JAR SUCKED ME OFF?!?!

Can I borrow that jar please?

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

put them on Picklr for the rest of the world to enjoy imo

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




dunk those real pickes dilldo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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What about a donut, with a pickle through the hole, that you dunk in coffee. :thunkin:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

cut them into little circles and try to pay for things with them.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Poohs Packin posted:

cut them into little circles and try to pay for things with them.

These vending machines aren’t putting out but I’m gonna keep trying! :yeshaha:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Slice pickle in half, scoop out seeds, fill with spicy mustard on one side, kraut on the other. Make a sammich of the two with corned beef and swiss cheese out of the two. Pro tier snack. Toothpicks help hold it together.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Sometimes I'll buy a giant jar of pickles and just go to town. Salty and sour, goddamn that poo poo is amazing. Just all in on that. Goddamn I love pickles.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I used to not eat pickles now I am ambivalent

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
Did anyone say any butt stuff yet ?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If a cuke gets to be this good, I don't mind the genealogy.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Sjs00 posted:

I used to not eat pickles now I am ambivalent

Pickles have given you the ability to write with both hands! Alhamdulillah!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I put 3 pickles in my butt and only 2 came out. :thunk:

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
did these pickles get eaten ? 2 days opened is a long fuckin time they could go bad ill help ya out

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I put 3 pickles in my butt and only 2 came out. :thunk:

This is actually a good thing. The missing pickle has entered your penis, and gives it additional structural support

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You might say an open container of pickles is ajar

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Grevlek posted:

This is actually a good thing. The missing pickle has entered your penis, and gives it additional structural support

Nice. :hmmyes:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I put 3 pickles in my butt and only 2 came out. :thunk:

how did they taste?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Smugworth posted:

how did they taste?

Like vlasics. :barf:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Craft these pickles into a piccolo figure then pretend to be goku and smash it.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what brand pickels

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


Vlasic pickles are for Blasic bitches imho. Real top shottahs go for Polski Orgoki.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thathonkey posted:

what brand pickels

claussen and grillos are my go-to

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hell yeah claussen rules

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ive concluded that, for snacking, the best cut are sandwich or hamburger sliced. They are crisper and crunchier than spears. Spears can get soggy sometimes and I do not prefer that.

Mini gherkins are also :discourse:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if your spears are soggy stop buying the cheap stuff

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Pic of pickles required. I have a jar but I left it out too long and now the pickles look weird. Dunno what I can use them for.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if your spears are soggy stop buying the cheap stuff

even claussen and boars head can get soggy. its just a matter of how fresh the shipment is imo.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Whole pickles rule and are the best for sticking your nasty hand in the jar to fish one out any time you drat well please.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Chinatown posted:

claussen and grillos are my go-to

Thank you for reminding me, inspired me to grab a grillo spear from the fridge for a delicious snack.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Poohs Packin posted:

Vlasic pickles are for Blasic bitches imho. Real top shottahs go for Polski Orgoki.

Hey man if it ain’t pickled in glowstick fluid.. :shrug:

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