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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Funkytown?



I have a really important court date there and if I'm late I may lose custody.

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Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



You know how to get to Electric Avenue? It's easy, from there.

Zurtilik



Its in the Land of Funk (obvi.). You can get a straight trip ticket on the Love Train though.

Zurtilik



Cobalt-60 posted:

You know how to get to Electric Avenue? It's easy, from there.

OH NO!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





GOOD GOD

Twenty Four




Stay off the Highway to Hell, there's a real traffic jam of souls today.

Traffic updates on the hour every hour

super sweet best pal



Sorry, but that's not your train, the one to Chattanooga has been delayed.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


super sweet best pal posted:

Sorry, but that's not your train, the one to Chattanooga has been delayed.

What about the midnight train to Georgia?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


Make sure to stop by the hotel California, I hear it is nice this time of year.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



i can only take you as far as the bridge

v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

Manifisto




. . . the movies?
can you take me to the show?
let you be mine ever truly?
can you make my garden grow?


ty heather papps and luvcow

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
How funky do you think you were being just now?

https://giant.gfycat.com/HairyCarefreeDachshund.webm



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

fps_nug



need directions to love shack

FutonForensic



funkytown is closed due to gas leak. millions dead. but if life is making you lonely, you can always go: downtown


by Khanstant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Yeah, but do you know the way to San Jose?

biosterous






no sorry i don't. do you know the way to santa fe?


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thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

super sweet best pal



I forget where Phil Collins lives

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Psst. Screw court! Join us. We're the renegades of funk. No gods, no masters, no repeats for fifty minutes of uninterrupted music.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


But if you think about it..life is a highway!



Thank you to forums superstar Heather Papps for this wonderful sig!

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Well, you take the A train, that'll get you there. You gotta get down there quick, though.

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



I mean, sure, you could take a downtown train but every night, EVERY NIGHT, is the same. Just take a cab. I love taking a cab, flying high in my taxi, taking tips and getting stoned.

super sweet best pal



I said home. That's a shark.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Twenty Four posted:

Stay off the Highway to Hell, there's a real traffic jam of souls today.

Traffic updates on the hour every hour

And be careful on Route 1234 heading toward Nebraska - highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.



snergle


i took the bus to beelzebub it was sort of funky.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


If you skip out on funky court you go to funky jail

Ventral EggSac



super sweet best pal posted:

I forget where Phil Collins lives

I wanna know
Can you show me

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Ventral EggSac posted:

I wanna know
Can you show me

Jesus, he knows

Mushroom Zingdom


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYxoPUjOHU

Twenty Four




Waiting in the courtroom with Al to see if we get picked for Funky Town Jury Duty.

HOMO ERECTUS

Love Conquers All







Look op, just go downtown. Things will be great when youre downtown, no finer place for sure

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




the main thing is you'll never arrive, driving 55


tyvm hbag

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Just go drivin on 9, past the motel, go another mile.

Turn off your headlights, this is just like stage fright coming back home.

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Just head down to South Street. You'll know you're there when you see the hippies.

Vei


sorry for missing the exit, we're gonna have to make a quick detour through Poundtown

Jinh



Trying to hitchhike to Olympia, WA but stuck here at the corner of 52nd and broadway. Cars passing by, but none of them seem to go my way.

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Jinh posted:

Trying to hitchhike to Olympia, WA but stuck here at the corner of 52nd and broadway. Cars passing by, but none of them seem to go my way.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Just tell your children not to walk my way

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Screw all this arguing. I'm just hopping on the 12 am train; don't care where it's going.

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


that me to the April sun in Cuba

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

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super sweet best pal



Where does this highway go to?

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