Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Tato posted:

I bought a Playstation 3. What do we play now?

I don't know.

Let's play.

We can't.

Why not?

We're waiting for Haze.

(despairingly). Ah!

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Arrhythmia posted:

"I sold my memories of Haze to buy you a hair comb"

"Buy honey, I sold my hair to buy you a copy of Haze!"

"I don't know what that is."

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Da boom na da mmmm haze is epic

Arrhythmia posted:

"I sold my memories of Haze to buy you a hair comb"

"But honey, I sold my hair to buy you a copy of Haze!"

"I don't know what that is."

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Arrhythmia posted:

"I sold my memories of Haze to buy you a hair comb"

"But honey, I sold my hair to buy you a copy of Haze!"

"I don't know what that is."

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

Sub-Actuality posted:

I met a gamer from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless PS3s
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered helmet lies, whose frown,
And yellowed eye, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its designer well those passions read
Which yet survive, textured on these lifeless things,
The Promise Hand that mocked them and the Nectar that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Haze, game of games:
Look on my works, ye Bungie, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Tato posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

When me and the boys remember haze

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Haze

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Haze

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

letting the Haze go by
letting the nectar fill me up