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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Da boom na da mmmm haze is epic

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

lmao

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

When me and the boys remember haze



Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Haze

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

letting the Haze go by
letting the nectar fill me up

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How Sony used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That KoRn could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But the launch lineup made me shiver
With every Game Informer delivered
Bad news for my preorder
Haze was delayed one more year
I can't remember if I cried
When I bought the Prima guide
But something touched me deep inside
The day Free Radical died

So bye-bye, Mr. Kaz Hirai
Drove my Hyundai to the Best Buy, but the lineup was dry
And GameStop clerks tried to convince me to buy
Singin', "This console costs 599"
"This console costs 599"

lmfao

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