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- Nov 6, 2012
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ƨtupid cat
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just remembered haze
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- Sham bam bamina!
- Nov 6, 2012
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ƨtupid cat
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just bought a ps3 to get wipeout hd from the playstation store before it shuts down, and heck, i'm going to be playing haze on this motherfucker too
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May 10, 2021 23:47
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- Sham bam bamina!
- Nov 6, 2012
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ƨtupid cat
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An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'
'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'
'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'
'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'
'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'
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May 17, 2021 05:56
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- Sham bam bamina!
- Nov 6, 2012
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ƨtupid cat
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I met a gamer from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless PS3s
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered helmet lies, whose frown,
And yellowed eye, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its designer well those passions read
Which yet survive, textured on these lifeless things,
The Promise Hand that mocked them and the Nectar that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Haze, game of games:
Look on my works, ye Bungie, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away." My my, hey hey
Everyone remember Haze
Believe that Bungie can't fade away
My my, hey hey
Hey hey, my my
PS3 can never die
I'll pledge all of my soul to Kaz Hirai
Hey hey, my my
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May 17, 2021 16:45
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- Sham bam bamina!
- Nov 6, 2012
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- Sham bam bamina!
- Nov 6, 2012
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Natalie: What's the last thing that you remember?
Leonard: My PS3...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard: ...running Haze. I remember my PS3 running Haze.
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