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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
ultimately, it's the involvement of KoЯn that makes Free Radical/Haze's demise more hilarious than Factor 5/Lair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IssLAON48s

Factor 5 must have been too cheap to pay for any of the Family Values tour acts

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
All Day I Dream About Sony (PlayStation 3 Exclusives)

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I can feel Haze......but I can’t remember it....

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Haze killed your wife.

Don’t believe Free Radical’s lies.

Remember Sammy Jankis

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I bought a Playstation 3. What do we play now?

I don't know.

Let's play.

We can't.

Why not?

We're waiting for Haze.

(despairingly). Ah!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
This is it, Joel. Haze is going to be gone soon.

I know.

What do we do?

Enjoy the Nectar

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, you're playing Haze on Playstation 3. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.

Douglas Quaid: No poo poo

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Dr. Kathryn Railly: James! It's okay! We're crazy! I left a message to PSM Magazine saying, 'Feel free to conduct an investigation at Free Radical headquarters. There the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go, have a Merry Christmas.'

James Cole: [He mirrors what she says] ... at Free Radical headquarters. There the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go, have a Merry Christmas.'

Dr. Kathryn Railly: [Confused, as she gestures to the phone booths] T-there's no way you could have heard me f...

James Cole: They got your message.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
John Murdoch: Here, let me ask you a question. You heard of a game called Haze?

Inspector Frank Bumstead: Sure.

John Murdoch: Did you play it?

Inspector Frank Bumstead: Yeah. PS3 exclusive.

John Murdoch: What was it like?

Inspector Frank Bumstead: Right. It's the game with....with the...

John Murdoch: What? What is Haze?

Inspector Frank Bumstead: Just give me a second, will you...

John Murdoch: You can't remember, can you?

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

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