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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


AWarmBody posted:

Past tense, as he is now deceased (2020)



Edit: drat. New page. Y’know what? I stand by what I wrote

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine




These look like the kind of thing a "concerned" Christian family might leave out for their "troubled" teenage daughter, (She once stayed out later than 8PM, and there are rumours one of her friends might be smoking.).

It's got that youth-pastor-turning-his-chair-backwards-to-rap-with-the-kids feel about it, which always ends up being extremely creepy and extremely lame.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


https://www.facebook.com/1078153165684328/posts/2100709946761973/?sfnsn=mo


quote:

DUGGAR UPDATE:

Josh Duggar has filed a Motion for Bond stating that he does not pose a danger to any person or the community and asking that a bond be set on his charges. The motion states, “while child pornography crimes are unquestionably serious, the indictment certainly does not allege that Duggar personally interacted with a single child and the Government would be hard pressed to identify how conditions of release set by this Court would not protect the community from criminal conduct.” They site Duggar’s “deep roots in this community” and “widely-recognizable face” as evidence he is not a flight risk.

Duggar further requests that he be allowed to return home to his “immediate family” until a final adjudication on the case and makes sure to include that his wife, Anna Duggar is pregnant.

Duggar has a bond hearing tomorrow at 1:30 pm. We will continue to update.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT



Josh needs to remain a free man for the time being, at least until we figure out who is going to take over his moderation duties

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Isnít there proof that he has raped children in the past, or was he somehow not convicted of what he did to his sisters?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


"Widely-recognized face"

....


Christ, what a loving wet trash heap.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Isnít there proof that he has raped children in the past, or was he somehow not convicted of what he did to his sisters?

No charges filed. It's difficult, bordering on impossible, for the state to prosecute if the family doesn't want to pursue charges. I don't know the rules as to whether unprosecuted but admitted crimes in the past have an effect on pre-trial release.

But yes, he does have a history of personally harming children, and I would hope that can be considered.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Widely-recognized face"

....


Christ, what a loving wet trash heap.

an insult to trash heaps everywhere

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I'm intrigued by the SIN SPIRAL
It, like all other rides at Satanland, was closed last year due to the 'vid, but it looks to be having a Memorial Day opening this year.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Captain von Trapp posted:

No charges filed. It's difficult, bordering on impossible, for the state to prosecute if the family doesn't want to pursue charges. I don't know the rules as to whether unprosecuted but admitted crimes in the past have an effect on pre-trial release.

But yes, he does have a history of personally harming children, and I would hope that can be considered.

wtf... this seems like the sort of thing that the state would take someone to court over just because the cops were called, like if you invade someone's house the state would charge you even if the family doesn't want to because it's already illegal on its own.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

TLC knew.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Fur20 posted:

wtf... this seems like the sort of thing that the state would take someone to court over just because the cops were called, like if you invade someone's house the state would charge you even if the family doesn't want to because it's already illegal on its own.

Generally if a victim says "no, it would just traumatize me worse" the state will respect that except in unusual circumstances. This was an unusual circumstance, but it's a catch-22 where the DA has to be very, very convinced that forcing unwilling children to testify against a family member would be worth the trauma. Or even if it would work at all.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




quote:

DUGGAR UPDATE:

Josh Duggar has filed a Motion for Bond stating that he does not pose a danger to any person or the community and asking that a bond be set on his charges. The motion states, “while child pornography crimes are unquestionably serious, the indictment certainly does not allege that Duggar personally interacted with a single child and the Government would be hard pressed to identify how conditions of release set by this Court would not protect the community from criminal conduct.” They site Duggar’s “deep roots in this community” and “widely-recognizable face” as evidence he is not a flight risk.

Duggar further requests that he be allowed to return home to his “immediate family” until a final adjudication on the case and makes sure to include that his wife, Anna Duggar is pregnant.

Duggar has a bond hearing tomorrow at 1:30 pm. We will continue to update.

What a loving wierd defense

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


CPL593H posted:

TLC knew.

This week on gaming garbage...Josh

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


The Learning Channel

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What a loving wierd defense

When you get caught red handed your options are limited.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What a loving wierd defense

"Yeah I was wanking to pics of sexy sexy kids, but I haven't actually diddled one yet, (that you can prove, and you aren't allowed to talk to my sisters). So I should be allowed to live in a house full of compliant, submissive young juicy children."

Makes perfect sense.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007



low key sex master posted:

I get that everyone, including the most vile, scummiest people on planet earth, deserve to have able representation to aid in their defense against criminal charges. I get that as a concept.

But advertising that you basically set child molesters and sex abusers free is actually kind of vile in its own disgusting way. Like there's a way that you can say that you're a competent defense attorney without saying "You want your kids' molesters to get out of jail? Call me! I'm not hiding anything in seven external hard drives!"

Sometimes you need a criminal lawyer, and sometimes you need a criminal lawyer.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





BrigadierSensible posted:

"Yeah I was wanking to pics of sexy sexy kids, but I haven't actually diddled one yet, (that you can prove, and you aren't allowed to talk to my sisters). So I should be allowed to live in a house full of compliant, submissive young juicy children."

Makes perfect sense.

"I, uh, thought we were going to delete the part about the children being juicy."

"Josh insisted."

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What a loving wierd defense

It's not a defense per se, it's an argument to adjust the conditions of release to be more favorable

Queen Victorian
Feb 21, 2018



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine




Didn't recognize that version acronym so I looked it up:

Wikipedia posted:

The New Century Version is a revision of the International Children's Bible. The ICB is a translation of the Bible that was aimed at young readers and those with low reading skills/limited vocabulary in English. It is written at a 3rd grade level and is both conservative and evangelical in tone.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



A bold choice to challenge their readership with a 3rd grade level

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




Jam Blob kant reed gud

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jim? Bob.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.



Jim Bob-omb

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Bib jom

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Rim Job

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Rim John and Brian gently caress

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


I said-a Jim, Bob, the Jimmy, the Jimmy
To the Jim Jim Bob-a you don't stop the Bob
It to the Jim-Bob Bobby, say up jump the Bobby
To the rhythm of the Bobby, the beat

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Bib Jom the Kwisatz Pederast

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jim Bobbed. Josh Diddled.

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer



Jem Boob

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week



is truly truly truly an outrage

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


j*m br*dy

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Fur20 posted:

j*m br*dy

Someone do a face morph of this

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Arkansas Nights: The Ballad of Jimmy Bobby

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Bib Jom the Kwisatz Pederast

Nice!

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


really hosed up that these people 1000000% believe that democratic alien lizard witches drink chrome filtered out of baby blood then rape the babies when in fact it's most ecclesial authorities who do that instead.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Bib Jom the Kwisatz Pederast

He fucks without rhythm?

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



hey kids, I call this my gom jabbar, its gonna hurt yeah, but im really gonna enjoy it so try to not move too much.

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