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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Guess which one

top huckabee with button up black shirt



That dog has seen some poo poo

thats some large adult sons doing a fusion dance energy right there.


Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

The state cop that Josh admitted his crimes to and didn't pursue an arrest, was arrested.....on cp charges.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-hutchens-child-porn-josh-duggar_n_7454428

poo poo like this makes me think Jim Bob was sick gently caress too. like all these fundi fucks cover for each other so no one actually gets punished for their hosed up crimes. like all these dudes know each others hosed up crimes and how most of their conversions stories are bullshit. so it basicaly turns into some emperors no clothes mixed with a house of cards.


i mean dudes probably hosed but what worries me is this is Arkansas, so maybe daddy has enough levers to pull to get him acquitted. though it sounds super clear this isnt some "uhh i didnt know she was 17" type poo poo. dudes looking at kid kids. plus what other goon said. i assume alot of arkansas loving hates weird fucks like the duggars and huckabee even if they themselves are conservative weirdos too.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Guess which one

top huckabee with button up black shirt



That dog has seen some poo poo

so are the huckabees liked in Arkansas? i assume the daughter is running for governor this year or next.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Violet_Sky posted:

I felt a little bad for the cops who had to pull Chris Watts's children out of the oil tanks. :smith:

yeah. like i am acab as gently caress too but its more of a systemic way then literal. id hate to be the dude who had to do that or dig up the wife body after she grave birthed. the whole chris watts case is loving depressing and horrible. that guy was such a pathetic sack of poo poo.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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happyhippy posted:

Do they though? The forensics gather all the info as they can sure, but wouldn't it be some morgue or ER staff that would take the bodies away?
Depends on the situation sure, but I don't think cops would touch corpses that much if they knew they was no chance to help them.

i think it was like coroner folks who had to get the bodies.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Automatic Slim posted:

Jim Bob doesn’t have a lot of levers to pull. If he did, would Josh be working as a cat sales man and living with on his parents property?

His gravy train is the fundamentalist community as a speaker.


From what I’ve heard, she’s not a breakout candidate. She’s going to have to work for it if she wants to win.. The GOP party machine may get behind her but they aren’t enthusiastic.

thanks. yeah i feel like evangelical fundi bullshit is on the decline on the right because conservatives prefer screaming facists who shout the bigotry from the bullhorn rather then weird moral majority dipshits who still think its 1950 and also believes LGBTQ folks uses curses or some poo poo.


Heath posted:

Something seems off-kilter about this. Eyebrow raising. A little crooked.

i think she is wall eyed or something. i forget. id feel bad for her if she wasnt fine with all the horrible poo poo and spent like a year screaming it to the public for some wannabe king.


Ups_rail posted:

The only cure for Josh is ether Castration or a Bullet.


Also wonder if we will get a comet ping pong pizza event at the car dealership

at this point yeah. half the problem is the parents didnt even try to help him because they think all sex is bad outside whatever hosed up poo poo the husband does or creampies. they took him to some pig who was part of their church and an even bigger pedo gently caress and loving who knows what happened there. basically josh was always gonna be a weird monster because the parents didnt give him real sex education and he never had any real morality or some poo poo because fundies don't actually believe in real morality or empathy. its just bandaids or ignoring the problem.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Geoj posted:

Generally speaking if you're indicted on federal charges it's not a question of "innocent or guilty?" but "how many years?" AUSAs don't pursue cases that aren't airtight and have a conviction rate in the high 90%.

The exception is when you run up against jury nullification - like what happened with the Bundy Brothers in Oregon in 2016.

so here is the big question. when he is convicted and sentenced to 20 or so years and probably more if more charges drop. will he kill himself? i wouldnt be shocked if jim bob tells him to "exist" early because then they can just pray for him and create whatever myths they want about him easier.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Ups_rail posted:

I had friend come out to me about how her brother touched her when they were all children, she suspects that another fellow child did something to him when he was young and you basically get the cycle.

I fully agree that being raised in the jim bob house as part of the jim bob brood will instill a very unhealthy view of women and sex.

But given the rights views on Epstein and hunters sex laptop, and seeing pedo cults every where this is just one of the "THE PEDOS ARE INSIDE THE BUILDING" moments and shows what POS's they are.

yeah, i am unsure if jim bob is a pedo or did poo poo to josh, but i wouldnt be shocked if he was touched by that cop or by some other weird "friend of the family".

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

So, real (hypothetical) talk... Let's assume that Jim Bob doesn't masturbate, and believes in sex for procreation... This literal motherfucker goes at least 9 months between releases? Really?

with jim bob. idk. i know with some fundies anything is cool and fine inside marriage. but with him i assume its alot of weird gross poo poo. i also assume he does it alot with her until they know their is a kid/zombaby on the way.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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what a bunch of weird fucks. how about you make sure you son isnt a loving rapist you parasites.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Old testament tradition



i don't get weird Christian fundies and taking literally old as jewish law. like didnt jesus make all this poo poo moot to all these freaks.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Speculation on r/fundiesnarkuncensored was that part of this was to get him out of the Duggar home, since apparently they've known Josh was going to be arrested for a while now, and also Claire's family, while also fundies, are much less toxic than the Duggars.

There's another interesting thread on there from a month ago about the Duggar financial situation, which is probably going to get a lot more dire. https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/lx5qp4/the_duggars_are_a_ticking_time_bomb_financially/


Sex pest, is Josh, of course.

sounds about right. and i suspect TLC is gonna drop jim bob hard because i am sure even more poo poo will come out about josh and jim bob, plus all the other poo poo we already know. 2021 is a different time then 2015.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If it comes out that Joom Bib molested someone or had CP or something, and goes to jail, that whoooooooole situation is going to fall faster than a house of cards, and it's going to be a loving mess.

I empathize with the small kids who don't know any better, they don't deserve any of this poo poo.

The two at the top, though, they can go to hell.

coom jorb is probably isnt a molester but he clearly knew joshy was a molestor and covered up his crimes so i am curious to see if he is ever charged with that.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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i am curious when more details and if more charges will drop.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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AKA Pseudonym posted:

How does anything about how these people live sound appealing to anyone? I mean you can just have a normal number of kids and you don't even have to invent elaborate punishments when you catch them masturbating. It's so much easier and everything is fine. I can appreciate that some people like big families, but good lord is this ever a bad example of one.

its mostly a mix of them being raised that way and or lots of weird projection/self hatred/ control freaks.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Three Olives posted:

I think part of it is seeing it as a harmless sideshow(obviously it isn't one) and I think a bit of the prosperity gospel that raising a family that large might seem completely impractical and untenable financially, but if you just look for bargains and make your own detergent it is totally possible! They pretty much just gloss over the fact that Jim Bob treats all the women like chattel slaves.

And just a reminder, masturbating being considered such a weird extreme taboo was pretty mainstream until very recently, it was just in 1994 that Bill Clinton fired his Surgeon General for suggesting that sex education in schools should teach that masturbation is normal and pretty much everyone did it.

It happened both so gradually and quickly, but I don't think people realize how quickly we went from "personal massagers" and "vaginal dryness treatments" to just being able to walk into a Walgreens and pick up a dildo, vibrating cock ring and choose from an assortment of lube and they don't even pretend it is for anything but recreational loving.

yeah. alot has changed since they went on air. it wouldnt shock me if TLC and such pull the plug hard. also the stupider of the right will loving rush to this fuckers defense again.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Metaline posted:

Oh, but it didn't change her tune too much. She did that born again, virgin in spirit thing to be pure for her husband.

Sure but I can’t really blame her going back and doubling down after the hell she went through.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

People are genuinely into that poo poo it seems

I remember when they used to have that Jim Hanson animal show and that tiny model T that chased British criminals who looked like Jim sterling around.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Didn't Honey Boo Boo get cancelled because the mom married a pedophile who had been convicted for molesting her older daughter when she was the same age Honey Boo Boo was now?

Something like that. She left like the chalk miner husband for someone else and that was the pedo.

Three Olives posted:

Additional Context:

The evangelical fundie christianist political gobblins were pimping the Duggars out as the ideal American family and paying Josh shitloads of money to rail against the inherent immorality of gays getting married being a grave threat to America.



poo poo like that makes my blood boil. These loving holier than thou fucks who are fine hurting and pushing LGBT kids and folks into the closet and the grave and also make any weird kid in their powers life hell, but we all gotta protect josh because he thinks being a violent fucker towards women is normal because daddy had to cover for him over and over and probably let him get molested by some other evangelical ghoul and probably knew about it but thought it was fine.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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low key sex master posted:

Yeah I mean if you want to criticize a rapist or murderer for becoming born again just so they can get into heaven by all means but for what this girl went through I think we can cut her a Jupiter-sized amount of slack for it

yeah. like i blame her piece of poo poo parents for basically making an hell situation even more hellish somehow.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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OMFG FURRY posted:

"well, my family situation maybe bad, but have you seen those freaks?!"

lots of reality tv relies on that sort of mind set, and it isn't new and has existed since the first cave man grunted about lynching the weirdo. this forum is guilty of it by virtue of talking about it. but it doesn't solve any problems and in fact makes them worse since it created an environment for monstrous people like Josh Duggar to enjoy fame and fortune

its very much that. its either for karens watching other families have photogenic lives or freak watching. my mom likes little people big world or whatever. never heard anything bad about them but id be amused to be wrong. 600 lb life is both because either your happy that they got better or you can be disgusted when they gently caress up or are assholes. same with hoarders.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

If it the one where they have the farm, half the family are evangelical whackadoos too, the dad is into patriarchal bullshit and at least one of the sons and his wife are peak fundie influencer cringe.

the little people one. i think the little person wife left little person patriarch because he was a weird dipshit who hosed around with dumb gadgets and she started dating "regular" sized people.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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From a couple pages back but god drat, I don't think I've ever experienced something as conspicuously absent as "he didn't do it" in this statement.
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i am curious what their defense will be? i expect either straight up "he didnt do it" or some insane fundie poo poo.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Bogus Adventure posted:

I mean, it's pretty obvious that fundies have zero respect for children. They use religion and God as an appeal to authority that reinforces their power. Check out this piece of poo poo substitute teacher/politician from Kansas:

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article251069219.html?utm_source=digg


I'd like to show him the Wrath of God by repeatedly kicking him in the balls until he joins Steve Scalise as another nutless nutjob.
this rear end in a top hat seems legit unwell and i am sure they are gonna find some hosed up poo poo on his computer.

BigRed0427 posted:

Didn't this guy eventually get his job back as a lobbyist for some evangelical lobbyist group after the allegations came to light the first time?

Also, im curious what the FOX News, and other places, reaction to this is. They didn't throw him under the bus the first time.

he might just get memoryholed outside fucks like huckabee and maybe cruz and couple less weird evangelical fucks. this isnt some great up and coming great white hope for the GOP or fundimentalist assholes.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Verified AMA from someone who grew up with Josh



yeah, half the reason they end up like this as weird sex fucks or super abusive sex fucks is because EVERYTHING SEXUAL is treated as some horrible sin that you need to atone for, so you never develop a idk normal sexuality. if jerking off/flicking the bean is treated/punished the same as you molesting your siblings, then your gonna get hosed up.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Do it ironically posted:

Jim is a dumb gently caress because if he just got his kids into trades he’d have a legitimate money making general contracting business by now

he doesn't give a gently caress about that. he is a sad inscure control freak who belongs to a cult obssed with weird old testament Jewish purity laws and making GBS threads out kids to make into drones to out breed the "browns"/heretics/muslims.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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bigperm posted:

He masterminded the whole thing you see:

yeah bullshit. this fucker isnt inventing some The Wave type experiment. this dude was a weird immature sociopath fundie type whos mask slipped a bunch when he thought he had full control.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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bobjr posted:

I remember reading once that most Quiverfull families do live in extreme poverty as most jobs cannot support that kind of lifestyle.

I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't an opposite version of the show where women try and get the hell out of that nightmare situation.

reminds me of jehova witness poo poo which is just as hosed up as the evangelicals but because they don't get involved with politics and are mostly a weird isolated cult, no one cares. outside of couple of the old rich ones. most of the people raised in the church are basically taught education is a waste and sin so your better off working retail or window washing and then giver like a gently caress ton to the kingdom hall.


BrigadierSensible posted:

This is a thing that I had wondered about.

The Duggars have the sweet sweet TV money. But what of the other fundie families? Given they homeschool their kids, and have to run households full of literally a dozen screaming babies being hit with wooden spoons on blankets. This is very expensive. Where do they get the money.

The fundie grift isn't inexhaustible, so only a few of them would be getting donations. The rest can't all be rich.

So what that leaves are a fucktonne of neglected, deprived, uneducated children. of whom the girls/women have been taught that the only thing they are good for is having babies and of whom the boys/men have been taught that it is a grave sin to even look at a womans ankles before marriage.

American Fundie Christianity is hosed up.

yeah well, none of the patriachs care. either jesus comes back and they all become big dick lords on golden mansions OR they die of old age. they don't give a gently caress what happens after as long as the drones obey them.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

On the show the mom went water skiing and they loving blurred her knees



Or the daughter who photoshopped skirts on women in picture who were imodest



Uber purity and modesty poo poo always breeds the biggest hosed up sex pervert monsters because everything on the female form is turned into some hosed up taboo and there is no healthy outlet. Not even to mention if you’re born LGBTQ in one of these hosed up societies.

Dapper_Swindler
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bobjr posted:

In the old thread I think there was also an old interview about Michelle before Jim Bob, and it just said something like "Before she liked to relax in the sun and wear shorts, and things changed after Jim Bob" which sounded super ominous.

question, how far back does the weird religious insanity with the duggars go? it sounds like michelle was born in a conservative family but not like insane or anything. i assume Jim bob or jim bobs dad was the first insane evangelical one?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Hazo posted:

The rumor is that pre-Jim Bob, Michelle was actually kind of a party chick who slept around quite a bit. Then at some point she went all in on Jim Bob's crazy and became an insane fundie. I don't remember the details.

i just meant that she didnt grow up in the cult? she was a normal person. was jim bob first or second gen quiverfall?



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Owlspiracy posted:

the plathville family is a very good watch and the dynamic is quite different. they aren't as much quiverfull as, as someone else posted, led by a batshit mom who accidentally killed one of her kids and blew up her world out of guilt. whats good though is that every kid (other than nutjob daughter) who is over 16 totally disowned the family.

theres also the sister wife family where the kids all seem surprisingly well adjusted, although a bunch of them are covid truthers.
so whats the deal with the mom, i never even heard of them?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Flannelette posted:

You never forget your first goatse thread.

. loving liveleak and all those horror shows loving destroyed my brain.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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so it still exists but basically after fred died, the weird ex hippie named Steve Drain who is basically an outsider, took over and formed a council of the remaining men. fred apperently had the dementia and also started softening with old age and that pissed drain and co off and he got excomunicated. drain is even worse then fred because he is a conversio basicaly.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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low key sex master posted:

I get that everyone, including the most vile, scummiest people on planet earth, deserve to have able representation to aid in their defense against criminal charges. I get that as a concept.

But advertising that you basically set child molesters and sex abusers free is actually kind of vile in its own disgusting way. Like there's a way that you can say that you're a competent defense attorney without saying "You want your kids' molesters to get out of jail? Call me! I'm not hiding anything in seven external hard drives!"

yeah. like i am usually pretty pro defense attorney but fucks like these guys need a one way trip to the loving sun.


best bale posted:

I’m annoyed I can’t remember the dude’s name but from past iterations of this thread I remember a leader, who influenced the duggar parents and other families, preferred women to have hair a certain way because that’s what he considered attractive.

warren jeffs?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Fuuuuuuckkkkkkk

We have details on the file Josh had


The agent mentioned how downloads from a specific file were made. The agent said the file “is in the top five worst I have ever had to examine,” as it includes children as young as 18 months old.


link to article.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


He claimed Josh had one two-minute video on his computer of two underage females and a male who performed sexual acts on the children. Also found were 65 images of a female “consistent with child pornography.”

Though Josh did was not informed of the reason for the investigation, he asked authorities if someone downloaded child pornography on his computer.

Josh admitted he had a TOR browser on his computer, which gives him access to the dark web anonymously. The agent explained how the child pornography could be found on the dark web.

The agent then said how he asked Josh about the images of minors 5 to 10 years old, he responded: "I'd rather not answer that question."

The password of one of the programs used to obtain the images was the last four digits of Mr. Duggar's birth year, the same password was used for Josh's bank accounts, websites and more.

Josh all used one of the programs to view porn including rape and child porn.

The agent mentioned how downloads from a specific file were made. The agent said the file “is in the top five worst I have ever had to examine,” as it includes children as young at 18 months old. 






:holymoley: no wonder the duggar defense force is somewhat quiet on this.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

Yeah, the usual jokes are pretty unfunny at this point.

yeah like holy gently caress, i assumed it would be bad but jesus gently caress. this guy should just be locked in a tiny loving box and throw away the key

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Husband takes stand



Again the cult



who are the revars?


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I am pretty impressed at how tech savvy he is for having no formal education and working at a loving car dealership. Unless his years at Focus on the Family brought him into contact with a bunch of experienced molesters who showed him the basics. Like, I would assume most of those kids are borderline illiterate outside of reading the bible and shopping lists.

i wouldn't be shocked if some of his fundi friends taught him but it wouldnt shock me if he got savvy from trying to dodge his parents while looking at porn.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Can see his kids as long as Anna is there

think he will try to kill himself? like all of his crimes suddenly hits him and he looks for an out. if he does, i hope he fucks it up bad.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Can see his kids as long as Anna is there

i bet you money some huckabee type leaned on the judge.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

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EorayMel posted:

Literally nobody learned anything from this and the 2016 bundy wildlife refuge occupation that hillbillies are immune to all concepts of justice and law and order, if not more powerful than them.

See you next time.

partly. its also still Arkansas and i assume the duggars still have pull with sick fucks like huckabee. that being said. i think he will be found guilty.

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