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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

sigher posted:

I've never heard the term "expert witness" and I looked it up, but drat, how does one become an expert witness in child porn and identifying the ages of kids? This just sounds like miserable work through and through. Does someone in the department just come up to you and go, "Well we have this really awful position open but someone's gotta do it, you in?" I can't imagine how dead inside you'd be after that line of work.

I had a friend that used to work for one of the largest automotive telematics companies in their call center. Everyone is probably vaguely familiar with the concept of OnStar, etc. What you probably don't think about is those systems are designed to be the last thing that goes dead, and I mean, the last thing electronic or otherwise, that goes dead in your car in your car, no matter how horrific the crash, their job is to connect to the call center, transmit your location, and patch in live audio into the car...

Yeah, the horror stories and turnover. Apparently a call center operator listening to someone chock to death on their own blood and having to stay on the line until an officer tells them that the driver is deceased and that they can disconnect is apparently not an incredibly rare occurrence.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

AKA Pseudonym posted:

How does anything about how these people live sound appealing to anyone? I mean you can just have a normal number of kids and you don't even have to invent elaborate punishments when you catch them masturbating. It's so much easier and everything is fine. I can appreciate that some people like big families, but good lord is this ever a bad example of one.

I think part of it is seeing it as a harmless sideshow(obviously it isn't one) and I think a bit of the prosperity gospel that raising a family that large might seem completely impractical and untenable financially, but if you just look for bargains and make your own detergent it is totally possible! They pretty much just gloss over the fact that Jim Bob treats all the women like chattel slaves.

And just a reminder, masturbating being considered such a weird extreme taboo was pretty mainstream until very recently, it was just in 1994 that Bill Clinton fired his Surgeon General for suggesting that sex education in schools should teach that masturbation is normal and pretty much everyone did it.

It happened both so gradually and quickly, but I don't think people realize how quickly we went from "personal massagers" and "vaginal dryness treatments" to just being able to walk into a Walgreens and pick up a dildo, vibrating cock ring and choose from an assortment of lube and they don't even pretend it is for anything but recreational loving.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

McStabby posted:

Jim Bob once humped Michelle on a golf course while bragging to one of his daughters and her fiance that they couldn't do that yet. This was not long after Ben said "Well I figure once we get more serious in the relationship we'll hold hands".

https://youtu.be/31Cfp2rf03I

There is this super weird thing that evangelicals do where they subtly and not so subtly brag about how amazing their sex life is, that they are just non-stop loving all the time and the orgasms are just amazing and then they lord it over you like, well, one day, you will find the right woman, and your lack of loving until you got married will make your sex as amazing as ours is, but you will ruin everything and be gross damaged goods if you do the thing that we told you is just such mind blowing amazing before you get married.

Anyone that is surprised that evangelicals turn out a constant stream of rapists and sex pests has no idea how sex is treated within the community.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I briefly attended a evangelical high school, until my parents realized they were much, much, much, much, more religious than they portrayed themselves to be (The evangelicals love doing this) and I will never forget my freshman absence only sex ed class and it was just the (hot, from my memory), gym teacher just describing in detail how amazing loving his wife was and the various positions they liked to gently caress in (They both loved doggie style, with an explanation of what doggie style was), and also if you had sex before marriage you would get AIDS and die.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 06:09 on May 1, 2021

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

DickParasite posted:

The sex crimes happened before their first TLC special. Josh was 14, so in 2002-2003. They didn't come to light until May of 2015, at the height of the show's popularity. The parents and two of the older sisters (both victims) declared all had been forgiven and the family moved on. Then six months later (August 2015) it came out that he had been cheating on his wife with two separate Ashley Madison accounts, and at least one porn star. TLC's response to all of this was to ban Josh from all of this but allow his family to continue broadcasting their bullshit on a spin-off.

Additional Context:

The evangelical fundie christianist political gobblins were pimping the Duggars out as the ideal American family and paying Josh shitloads of money to rail against the inherent immorality of gays getting married being a grave threat to America.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

quote:

Kansas state Rep. Mark Samsel was arrested on charges of misdemeanor battery on Thursday after getting into a physical altercation with a student while substitute teaching in Wellsville.

Samsel, 36, was booked into the Franklin County Adult Detention Center after 3:30 p.m. Thursday. He has since been released on $1,000 bond, Sheriff Jeff Richards said.

Superintendent Ryan Bradbury said that Samsel will no longer be allowed to work for the district.


On Wednesday, Samsel, R-Wellsville, was substitute teaching at the Wellsville school district’s secondary school. Throughout the day, high school students began recording videos of the lawmaker talking about suicide, sex, masturbation, God and the Bible.

In one video shared with The Star, Samsel tells students about “a sophomore who’s tried killing himself three times,” adding that it was because “he has two parents and they’re both females.”

“He’s a foster kid. His alternatives in life were having no parents or foster care parents who are gay,” Samsel tells students. “How do you think I’m going to feel if he commits suicide? Awful.”

In another video, Samsel is recorded telling students, “make babies. Who likes making babies? That feels good, doesn’t it? Procreate. ... You haven’t masturbated? Don’t answer that question....God already knows.”

https://amp.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article251069219.html

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Just had to Google who the hell Derick is and one of the first links that popped up:

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Jill (Duggar) Dillard and her husband Derick Dillard are continuing to be open about their sex life.

In a recent YouTube video, the couple — who were featured on the TLC series 19 Kids and Counting and Counting On — documented their date while promoting an app for married couples, Intimately Us.

The date, which consisted of Jill and Derick driving around and stopping at some of their favorite places to eat and drink, also featured their two sons — Israel David, 5, and Samuel Scott, 3 — sitting in the backseat. At one point, the topic of sex came up.

"Do you know how you got born?" Derick asked the boys. "We had a date and then you started growing inside of mommy's tummy."

Jill, 29, then picked up on her husband's cheeky use of the word "date." She added: "We had a bunch of dates."

"We did have four dates in one day I think ... that one time," said Derick, 31, before Jill told him to "chill a little bit."

Still, she added one more thing, whispering into the camera, "We have a good sex life."

The way that married fundies like to brag about having sex is so god drat weird.

"I brought the trash in, rolled the carts all the way to the house from the curb as that is one of my delegated household responsibilities, if you know what I mean. :wink: "

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reminds me of thess bibles meant for females that look like a magazine




Oh finally we get to hear what men think, a group who's opinions have long been suppressed, particularly in religion.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

DickParasite posted:

The detectives found Josh sharing CSA over Bittorrent. He had Tor installed on the Linux partition, which is presumably how he found the torrent in the first place. My guess is Josh "only guy with two Ashley Madison accounts" Duggar is so loving dumb he didn't realise he was sharing his torrent and anyone could find him.

The detectives found the file in May 2019. They got his name and the dealership's address in October 2019, and raided the dealership in November 2019.

They confiscated his IPhone and personal computer along with the dealership computer, and were able to show he sent a text to Anna saying (paraphrasing) "sorry babe working late tonight" like 10 minutes after opening a CSA file, which they're using to establish proof that he was the one who opened the file.

The transcript below also claims the government can demonstrate that it was specifically his computer accessing Tor sites and downloading CSA from them. It's not clear how they did that. They are also using his SMSs to demonstrate it was actually him.

iMessage works on Mac, it’s actually super awesome. He was probably messaging his wife from his MacBook while he waited for the child porn to finish downloading.

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