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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

diplomatic immunity

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


BYOB hotwaxed my backhair

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




when I was still a plasma donor I would read byob just before having my biometrics read (a pre donation requirement) and it always helped me calm down and lower that presh

nut


byob gives u zackery disease


where ur posts look ex-zackery like the posts I wanna read

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Macnult


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me

Prof. Crocodile



Macnult posted:

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me

You want the ratio as close to 1:1 as possible. So blood pressure of 14/15 is good, but blood pressure of 3,427/3,426 is even better.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Macnult posted:

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me
The top number is when your heart is squeezing and the bottom number is when it’s not squeezing and it used to be that being under 140/90 was normal but they changed the blood pressure rules a few years ago and now it’s supposed to be under 130/80 or 120/80 and everyone has high blood pressure now.

But if you read byob ur blood pressure will go down




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Mushroom Zingdom


I don't mean to brag, but I could cut those pressures in half. Like, it'll be real sludgy

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Posting in byob finally made all the poo poo come out of my body (and into my posts)




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




this thread reminded me to take my meds

Macnult


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The top number is when your heart is squeezing and the bottom number is when it’s not squeezing and it used to be that being under 140/90 was normal but they changed the blood pressure rules a few years ago and now it’s supposed to be under 130/80 or 120/80 and everyone has high blood pressure now.

But if you read byob ur blood pressure will go down

i hope my blood pressure isn’t too low after reading byob

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Posting in byob finally made all the poo poo come out of my body (and into my posts)


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

try reading a politics forum before you stand up!




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




this explains the heretofore very strange correlation between my being sick and not posting. i always thought it was that when i was very ill i turned into an animal only concerned with trying to get better but i'm thinking now that it's not posting that causes the change?


tyvm hbag

Jinh



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

Ooh I know! Posting in byob makes u incredibly sexy too. And if you post in the right thread, at the verrrry end of it...you will become a billionaire

free Trapt CD


frump truck posted:

diplomatic immunity

free Trapt CD


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

I hear licorice is great for that. Licorice: anti-byob?

Nosfereefer



*side effects of byob may include; halitosis, lethargy, insomnia, dizziness, hallucinations, mass hysteria, cats and dogs getting married, skin irritation

Nosfereefer



byob reverses hair loss, and restores male virility

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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

byob reverses hair loss, and restores male virility

BYOB is not intended to treat, diagnose, prevent, or cure diseases. Please see your health professional if you need medical treatment.



pseudorandom




Don't worry everyone, I'm here, I'll do the needful.

My blood pressure is 420/69

I'm going to read BYOB until my blood pressure is so low that my entire body is flaccid.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




free Trapt CD posted:

I hear licorice is great for that. Licorice: anti-byob?

Yuck

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