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Can we also ban capri pants on men. I'm all for free expression but capris look ridiculous on men.
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Linux Pirate posted:Can we also ban capri pants on men. I'm all for free expression but capris look ridiculous on men. thank you also ban rompers regardless of gender
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May 1, 2021 06:08
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Ban chest hair
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The first time I went to nyc at like 19 a topless women walked by in a park and I fell down some stairs like in a movie
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:The first time I went to nyc at like 19 a topless women walked by in a park and I fell down some stairs like in a movie Did she say "fall for me, you dirty little slut?" Also, was she short and Chinese?
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May 1, 2021 16:31
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"I have nipples, could you milk me?" -Academy Award winning actor Robert De Niro
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Let women go topless anywhere, problem solved.
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My fat, legless wife loves to be wheeled around town to moan and gasp unintelligibly at random people because she's a goddamn sexual pervert that can only climax by gawking and pawing uselessly at strangers in public. It's fine though she's legless and people love the show.
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May 1, 2021 16:46
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This thread is the surprise hit of the season
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I for one am glad that Chinese women are perverts
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kntfkr posted:Women can go topless in NYC parks. Me and my wife used to go to Bryant & Washington Square Parks and she would quietly porn talk to sunbathers doing stuff. IE, "Take off your loving shirt. Show me those lovely boobs." It was a lot of fun. I've read this a few times now and cannot make sense of it. First there is "quietly porn talk"; is this to you, her husband just whispering to each other and making jokes, or is she actually walking up to strangers and quietly porn talking to them up close? The second part of having a "line for dudes at the climbing gym" seems a bit too invested. Just climb the dumb wall or whatever it is. Third part is; I always find these complaints to be shallow? Like, have you never been to a public beach before? There's a lot of places where people wear little clothing and it is considered perfectly normal.
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My interpretation is he’s poorly explaining how he and his wife do MST3K-style commentary on people passing by and his short Chinese wife has a particular penchant for making sexual comments with her riffs. Something like this, basically https://youtu.be/OECfQeHl-2E
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Love 2 roll my hefty ham hound Helga around the public park while she licks her lips and whispers about how delicious the passerby look
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Me and my wife made porn talk at the park but she kept pausing to pretend to put her hair in a ponytail
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May 1, 2021 18:12
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My 6'9" Australian life partner whom I know only as "The thunder from down under"flashes me erotic, extremely specific sign language messages whenever he's spotted "His next to do". It's all good though they do things differently over there he's learning.
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It's hilarious when my amorphous companion-lover engulfs park goers in their physical being and vibrates intensely, receiving sexual gratification from the consumed. There's really nothing inherently evil about it because it's completely normal in their dimension.
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The Bloop posted:Me and my wife made porn talk at the park but she kept pausing to pretend to put her hair in a ponytail 
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Me and my Big rear end Latina Teen used to love to get Chased by Lesbian Loving TREX on Hoverboard and then gently caress
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wife rapist. so what
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My 4’10” Kyrgyzstanian wife loves to go to the park and ask people if she can shave their pubic hair for her collection. She uses the hair to make dolls we sell on etsy. It’s great fun for us.
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My five foot even arranged marriage to a Tibetan professional lawn bowler has shown me the value of her being able to train birds to speak romantic poems and send them out to harass and peck at the eyes of various park goers that strike her fancy
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My six meter long wife likes to go to the park and hang from the trees.
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May 1, 2021 20:16
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What the hell is going on in here?
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Zil posted:What the hell is going on in here? Take your shirt off you filthy slut. Show us your boobs.
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high strung sex master
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if we simply plucked the eyes of every newborn, in a few generations we could move past the age old conundrum of public nudity once and for all
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Bad Purchase posted:if we simply plucked the eyes of every newborn, in a few generations we could move past the age old conundrum of public nudity once and for all plus, hey, free eye balls
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In NYC it's legal for women to be topless not just in parks, but anywhere men can legally be topless. One result is that in Times Square there are desnudas, women wearing a thong and a lot of body paint who want you to pay them for pictures. They're Hispanic, and the average height for Hispanic women in the US is 5'2", but as part of their costume they usually wear heels that I'd guess are in the 3-6" range, bringing the average height to 5'5"-5-8".
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i like nice words
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Big Beef City posted:My 6'9" Australian life partner whom I know only as "The thunder from down under"flashes me erotic, extremely specific sign language messages whenever he's spotted "His next to do". "Its ok he's Australian". https://youtu.be/WHTPLpY8mBI?t=25
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Anne Whateley posted:In NYC it's legal for women to be topless not just in parks, but anywhere men can legally be topless. One result is that in Times Square there are desnudas, women wearing a thong and a lot of body paint who want you to pay them for pictures. They're Hispanic, and the average height for Hispanic women in the US is 5'2", but as part of their costume they usually wear heels that I'd guess are in the 3-6" range, bringing the average height to 5'5"-5-8". That's an odd collection of information
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It seemed to be crucial details for this thread 
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I appreciated the factoid.
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Anne Whateley posted:It seemed to be crucial details for this thread do they eat mad hotdogs? Or no
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ban chest hair I find it difficult to trust men that do not grow chest hair.
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There are plenty of hot dog vendors in Times Square, but mostly for tourists. Real New Yorkers are more likely to get their lunch from halal carts, or the desnudas may prefer empanada carts if there's one nearby. They might bring their lunch, but the article doesn't list it among the items they pack. The article does have a picture of one eating her lunch, but it's not clear what it is -- possibly a mozzarella stick?? but certainly not a hot dog. Tl;dr I would say no, most likely they are not mad consumers of hot dogs.
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kntfkr please check in with this thread and let us know how owned you and your predatory but small wife are feeling
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Anne Whateley posted:In NYC it's legal for women to be topless not just in parks, but anywhere men can legally be topless. One result is that in Times Square there are desnudas, women wearing a thong and a lot of body paint who want you to pay them for pictures. They're Hispanic, and the average height for Hispanic women in the US is 5'2", but as part of their costume they usually wear heels that I'd guess are in the 3-6" range, bringing the average height to 5'5"-5-8". Any word on the porn talking of these Hispanic possible wifes?
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If you don't want a picture they get upset, so I would say that while they do use naughty words, they do less porn-talking than poo poo-talking.
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Thinking bout getting my nipples removed. Want to be completely smooth up there for the op's mom
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That perfect ken doll physique
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