- Dewgy
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- Dewgy
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- Dewgy
- Nov 10, 2005
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I just took off my shoes in my office at work and my foot odor smells like weed
Could be worse, I once described a coworker's horrendous foot odor as "corn chips and dick".
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May 21, 2021 19:23
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- Dewgy
- Nov 10, 2005
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Cat adventure
Last night as I was leaving my apt, a cat was sitting outside my door. It meowed at me over and over nonstop like it was in distress. I pet it for awhile and it was super friendly, and when I gave him some food he wolfed it down crazy fast.
I asked the neighbors but nobody was sure if he lived anywhere. Walked around the neighborhood but he just followed me. At one point he hid under a car, so I figured he knew where he was and said goodbye, but after going home and spending 20 minutes inside, I opened the door and there he is again.
I live in a wooded area where we regularly see wild coyotes, so I worried about him.
So to the chagrin of my existing cat, I took him in for the night. He kept rubbing up against my arm and face for pets all night, I could barely sleep.
Took him to the vet this morning, no microchip. No collar. He still has his balls, but could definitely still have an owner? Too affectionate to be feral. So I guess I'm gonna put up signs and post on facebook.
What a day!
Congrats on your new cat
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