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Derpies posted:>tug
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>jump into dump truck window >bite off driver's dick
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May 2, 2021 14:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:All this dick snapping is too lonesome. We must find a proper mate/accomplice in dick snapping turtling.  Then one turtle could bite off the dick while the other bites off the balls.
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>tug
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May 2, 2021 21:14
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>realize I a shameful turtle >extend neck to butt >fart in me own mouth
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May 4, 2021 23:15
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>shoot cops with AR-15
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May 5, 2021 18:45
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>pretend to be a moose by gaping rear end in a top hat six feet
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May 5, 2021 23:29
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>think "It couldn't be a trap, the cops wouldn't assume I was that dumb" >goto front desk >say "The VW van is mine"
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May 7, 2021 03:23
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I dunno the next move, but Dr Snappers better bite this guy's dick off for great justice by the end of the CYOA.
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May 12, 2021 05:47
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Up.
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May 19, 2021 06:44
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>spitroast guard
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